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vichks:
Too long, eye dy pain me

go and sleep

just asking...won't they love to still reminisce sometime

Seriously, how are there so many bad kissers out there? I know it’s
something we aren’t taught, but kissing should be more second
nature than it apparently is.
Dating is
stressful,
even
before
the
possibility
of the
person
you like
blowing it
with a
sh*tty
kiss.
It’s a
ruthless, artificial setup where you put your heart, personality and
looks up for scrutiny by a stranger.
Yet, it’s the process we all force ourselves through to find our Mr.
or Mrs. Right.
The Kiss on the Cheek: He or she was probably really sweet and has a
lot of personality, but this relationship doesn’t have a future.
Maybe something isn’t quite right, or you two lacked chemistry.
Could you be friends?
The Kiss: Occasionally, you go on dates and it’s different. You meet
people you are genuinely interested in — people you could see
yourself spending a lot of time with.
You like him or her and you want a second date (and maybe more).
Now, don’t f*ck this up.
If you go through with the kiss, here are some things you should
avoid at all costs:
1. The Biter
A little nibble on the lips can be a massive turn on. Don’t bite too
hard, though.
This is a first kiss, and you’re meant to impress, not eat this person.
You’ll blow your chances if you’re too aggressive.
2. The Tongue
French kissing is perfectly acceptable, but don’t go in for the kiss
with closed eyes, an open mouth and an extended tongue that
doesn’t recoil.
People don’t want a warm slug pushed to the back of their throats;
you’ll immediately kill the romance.
3. The Bad Breath
You’ve just spent two hours impressing this person, and you’ve
ruined it with your halitosis.
There is nothing more unattractive than kissing someone who smells
like stale smoke, garlic or worse.
Bad personal hygiene is a massive turnoff. Buy some gum and a
toothbrush, and sort it out.
4. The Weird Noises
This is the strangest of all. Surely, you’re not having an climax
because of a kiss, so you shouldn’t be grunting and panting. Pull
yourself together and stop growling; you’re not a dog.
5. The Sloppy One
Most people are quite happy remaining dry during a kiss. Your
tongue should never be long, wet and limp; this person’s face should
never have a wet upper lip, wet lower lip, wet cheek or wet chin.
If he or she has to pull away and wipe of his or her face, it’s
definitely not hot.
6. The Pecker
If you’re going in for a kiss, make sure you do just that. Don’t be a
serial pecker with a closed mouth and pouted lips; it just gets
awkward. Leave the pecking for chickens.
One final thing to always remember: Don’t be that couple who
decides to eat each other’s faces for dessert in the middle of a
busy restaurant.
It’s not pretty, unless he or she is really pretty. Then, you’re off
the hook.

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its not just about d length..... how about been a new yorker and having maternal relationship with Massachusetts.... just saying....gals am I wrong... Real gals know wat I mean

five fishes of DAT size...how e go take enta dat tin...Nigeria ns think for once...don't talk cos u see words

Google doodle..... so after my animal discovery wat next...imagine dey say am a lion...so I shud walk abt roaring huh....

hmmm....can't really find anything interesting....just cool to knw

over 4.5 cards
sassuolo - Torino
Ac Milan - inter Milan
Barca - Valencia
R.volcano - Almeria

over 0.5 goals first half
Wolfsburg - Schalke
feyenord
PSV - herenveen
hearts - Raith Rovers
porto - academica
vitesse - Dordrecht
R.madrid - malaga

CSKA Moscow - Krasnodar (BTTS)

place it whichever way all clear... Oluwagrace...Gracerace..... Racegreen....

cjwalter:
17/04 - 17:30 FC Midtjylland vs Silkeborg IF
European Handicaps 0:2 (NS:1): 1
2. 18/04 - 15:00 Crystal Palace vs West Bromwich Albion
Full Time (1X2) (NS:1): 1
3. 18/04 - 15:00 Everton FC vs Burnley FC
Full Time (1X2) (NS:1): 1
4. 18/04 - 15:00 Leicester City vs Swansea City
Both Teams to Score (NS:1): Yes
5. 18/04 - 17:30 Chelsea FC vs Manchester Utd
Both Teams to Score (NS:1): Yes
6. 18/04 - 19:00 AS Monaco vs Stade Rennes
Full Time (1X2) (NS:1): 1
7. 18/04 - 14:30 Bayer Leverkusen vs Hannover 96
Full Time (1X2) (NS:1): 1
8. 18/04 - 18:45 PSV Eindhoven vs SC Heerenveen
Full Time (1X2) (NS:1): 1
9. 17/04 - 19:00 FC Oss vs MVV Maastricht
Both Teams to Score (NS:1): Yes
10. 17/04 - 19:00 FC Volendam vs Fortuna Sittard
Full Time (1X2) (NS:1): 1
11. 19/04 - 13:30 NEC Nijmegen vs Almere City FC
Full Time (1X2) (NS:1): 1

one of those days when you play a 3 days game and it starts casting from d first day....u b like
this game been dey do me for mind o

kadgets:
You played? i was thinking nobody played o

I didn't really play cos I saw d games very late..some matches already kicked off...it really looked juicy...odd of 5point not easy.... keep it up

kadgets:
1 13.04.15 20:00 Liverpool FC - Newcastle Utd (1X2) Liverpool FC ?-? 1.40 Loading
Soccer / Scotland / Premier League
2 13.04.15 19:45 FC St Mirren - Ross County FC (Second Team to win either half ) Yes ?-? 1.70
Soccer / Bosnia & Herzegovina / Premier Liga
3 13.04.15 15:30 NK Travnik - FK Sarajevo (Handicap 0:1) FK Sarajevo ?-? 1.15
Soccer / Sweden / Allsvenskan
4 13.04.15 18:00 Kalmar FF - Aatvidaberg FF (Handicap 1:0) Kalmar FF ?-? 1.16
5 13.04.15 18:05 Hammarby IF - Djurgardens IF (Handicap 1:0) Hammarby IF ?-? 1.35
Soccer / Sweden / Superettan
6 13.04.15 18:00 Jonkopings Sodra - Syrianska FC (Handicap 1:0) Jönköpings Södra ?-? 1.12
7 13.04.15 18:00 Athletic United - IK Frej (Handicap 1:0) Athletic FC United ?-? 1.2

u're good bro...

rokiatu says it said enjoy while u can...its quite kool ...I Neva knew DAT ds young man has a retirement age....hmmm...imma try work more so I get 2 reminese on more during retirement






but pls wia s dat of d ladies

another reign of doom

AfricanApple:
jes passing

better walk faster b4 u get hit by a moving train

coulda loved to see a female government..... could be fun

ezeagu:
It does not represent pure evil.

u seem to be speaking with experience
tell me more....wat do you think

AfricanApple:
see queshion

u got an answer ??or u just passing

twerkjack:
WEY THE PRICK NA

u too like big tin

Have noticed that most native doctors or spiritual houses use these colours either in clothes tied around their place of worship or chosen to be the colour of burning candles around the place..
white might signify purity
red might signify danger
black might be darkness.. as u assume..but d 3 combination is what I don't understand... just asking though.. #confused

its never a sin less u collected money for it...d big question now is....did u?

I love ds guy

DAT moment when she pads her butsss and would waana UnCloth herself rada than you doing DAT...so she gets to hide her nyansh in her handbag...#nightfalss....gals...God deliver u all

#aproko move.... wat if d person uses anoda fine for watsapp while your number is saved in a smaller fone...
better still wat if d person doesn't have your number.... wat d hell us your business....perhaps u haven't made a mark in the person's life...I think u should have better things to be worried about

LockDown69:
Where?

actually DAT comment was incomplete....
Naija police stations building don dey try shaa

Naija police don dey try shaa

they could've hate forever.....it changes nothing....i'ld still look and pass

godoluwa:
y do u av to copy another mans job and post it here? u copied this from the free WhatsApp group created by a kindhearted man without his permission. this is not good enough

loll....tnax for d concern shaa
....am DAT same person.... I just pasted it here for all shaaa

Under 2.5goals first half
France 1...st ethiene - lille
France 2....Brest - Laval
Orleans - Niort
Germany 2...Frankfurt - sandhausen
Karlsruhe - Kaiserslautern
Italy lega pro A...feralpisalo - Mantova
Lega pro c..paganese - savoia
Spanish segunda...Tenerife - osasuna

First half over 0.5goals
Willem 11 - dodrecht
Bayern Munich - B.mochengladbach...
Odd of 2.34...
Green land

Under 2.5goals first half
France 1...st ethiene - lille
France 2....Brest - Laval
Orleans - Niort
Germany 2...Frankfurt - sandhausen
Karlsruhe - Kaiserslautern
Italy lega pro A...feralpisalo - Mantova
Lega pro c..paganese - savoia
Spanish segunda...Tenerife - osasuna

First half over 0.5goals
Willem 11 - dodrecht
Bayern Munich - B.mochengladbach...
Odd of 2.34...
Green land

Its just very easy but silly how people lose their money in bet...how do u expect to win big when you can't input big....it just takes a stroke of luck....as only 5 % of punters often win high with low stakes....
I can tel u dis... u can double ur money over each weekend if u can just grab a bottle of coke and sit with me as you take your 5k to a ten...and your 2 to a 4.....plus your bonus..u must surely be smiling...as u just keep getting paid every weekend..that way u never lack a dine
but if u still wish to make it a rollover biz still not bad..u cud see our half a million within a month(if u wish for a roll over)....just ride with me

first it only involvoves two markets in the betting world
The over 1.5 goals on first half and the under 2.5 goals first half...and you're good to go..but the only problem yould be facing is can you really make up the right games for your money's sake...

secondly... how do u make this happen for the weekend....
just pick 3 games on a Friday for your under 2.5..... 3 games on Saturday and then maybe 2 on a Sunday....but note the pattern might vary depending on the weekend days with more number of games...this is what I mean..... it can be 2 on Friday 3 on Saturday and 3 on Sunday....works like a formation...maybe 233......323......or 332.....monitor d games number each day very well... it reduces loss rate...but make sure it doesn't exceed 8 games in number....
after this just study the whole games you have for the weekend and get just 2 for your over 0.5 first half.... making it a total of ten games....

now you're good to go.... the odd would be nothing below 2.0
been working out for me real good....so I decided to share with my fellow peeps...would upload some screenshots of this later on....
u can try this and thank me later....but just if u have difficulties putting d games together..you can add me up on whats app 08068405408....or Bbm
531FE0F4....thank you all

by ELEANOR GOOLD


Betrayal can come from many sources, from
friends to people at work, to those closest to
us such as our spouses or close family
members. It can range from petty betrayals by
colleagues right through to the big stuff such
as infidelity from partners.
Betrayal is not a nice thing to have to deal with
and at its worse it can be devastating, it can
throw our lives into a tail spin and shatter our
assumptions. However, there are things we can
do to that will help us deal with betrayal and
move forward with our lives.


1. Realize You are not Alone

Betrayal can be very hard to come to terms
with, but it is not uncommon.
It can happen to anyone and it’s been going on
since time immemorial, no one is immune, even
Jesus Christ was eventually betrayed.
Betrayal is an unfortunate characteristic of
human nature and even your closest friends can
be quick to betray you if aroused by envy.
Sometimes we can be betrayed by those who we
think should be showing us gratitude for all the
help with have provided them in the past.
But this can be a dangerous assumption to make.
Tacitus, a senate of the Roman Empire,
recognized this unappealing characteristic in
humans when he said ’Men are more ready to
repay an injury than a benefit, because gratitude
is a burden and revenge a pleasure’.
Betrayal is not always obvious either, sometimes
the signs are there but we give people the
benefit of the doubt or are in denial. At other
times there are no signs and this type of betrayal
can be all the more difficult to deal with.
Sometimes the worse betrayal comes from
silence. People can betray you by cloaking you
in a wall of silence, thinking that it’s better to
not say anything than allow you to be aware of
what is really going on. In the words of Martin
Luther King; ’There comes a time when silence is
betrayal’.
Whatever the course or the source of betrayal, it
is important that you don’t think that it’s
necessarily your fault, or is a result of
something ’bad’ you did to a friend or a loved
one to make them commit such an act.
Some things fester over the years and betrayal
can have many motives.
Remember, you are not alone.

youqueen.com/life/personal-development/how-to-deal-with-betrayal-the-smart-way/