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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Dcaliphate(m): 9:02pm On Apr 21, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
U and who? U no go find your mate flog? Abeg go lay your mat jare. Night don reach tongue
u no sabi say night don reach u dey find who u go fight abi angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Dcaliphate(m): 7:45pm On Apr 21, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Everything concern me
You wan fight? tongue tongue
i be woman? na flog i go flog u ni
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Dcaliphate(m): 7:41pm On Apr 21, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
See them space bookers
wetin concern you?
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Dcaliphate(m): 7:34pm On Apr 21, 2015
you 4got to add the lagoonophobic, these ones jump out of the nearest window at the site of a lagoon
Politics › Re: Xenophobia: Nigeria Gives South Africa 24hours Ultimatum. Threatens Action by Dcaliphate(m): 11:21pm On Apr 20, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Yesooo but l think it's the highest form of hypocrisy when Nigerians ignore the very terrifying wave of tribal hatred sweeping the country, attacks on Christains and other minorities in the north, the herdsmen merciless slauthering of Nigerians but derive so much joy in condemning xenophobic attacks happening in far away South Africa.Just less than a month ago an oba made this type of call and some of his people applauded him.

Are we really telling ourselves the truth ? We should remove the log in our eyes before removing the spec in another person eyes
onu na ekwu ekwu, onu, chi gi na'edu gi
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Multimillion Naira Mansions by Dcaliphate(m): 11:14pm On Apr 20, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
See o..psqure house is same with davido's.. shocked

Abi my eye dey deceive me ni?
u r right my dear. Thats very observant of u.
Family › Re: Man Seek Divorce From Wife Because She Has Lost Her Beauty And Figure by Dcaliphate(m): 3:42pm On Apr 18, 2015
Babzilla:
So a man is now a boy because he is bored with his wife.
Very clever
no, he is a boy because he still has misplaced priorities and immature values. Please read the post well hefore you make out-of-point replies to sensible comments.
Celebrities › Re: Igbo Leaders A Disgrace – Etcetera by Dcaliphate(m):
let me park my bus here, this must spark off tribal barks
Family › Re: Man Seek Divorce From Wife Because She Has Lost Her Beauty And Figure by Dcaliphate(m): 10:41am On Apr 18, 2015
there are lots of old men that are still boys, and ladies you have to be careful, marriage is for men and not for boys
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The New Senseless Job Requirements In Nigeria (picture) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:31am On Apr 18, 2015
Baba must hear this
Celebrities › Re: Music Star Davido Drinking Garri - Photo by Dcaliphate(m): 2:45pm On Apr 17, 2015
how many times are mods gonna bring this up for fuq's sakehuh
Foreign Affairs › Re: "We'll work with Buhari," Says U.S by Dcaliphate(m): 10:08am On Apr 17, 2015
when u put him there why wont u work with him?? rubbish #Axelrod
Celebrities › Re: Pic: Beyonce Wears Dress Made By Nigerian Designer by Dcaliphate(m): 9:10am On Apr 17, 2015
ok thats impressive. next!
Health › Re: Boy Who Slept With A Girl He Met For The First Time Now Finds It Hard To Urinate by Dcaliphate(m): 9:43pm On Apr 16, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
That's an infection.
He should see the doctor ASAP not any blogger.

I wonder when we got here, people now bring all their issues to the social media. Even something as delicate as this....
i love this response, and if that is u in d pix then u r d bomb,, beauty+brains+hotness..
Politics › Re: Eshilokun May Emerge As Lagos Speaker by Dcaliphate(m): 4:31pm On Apr 16, 2015
Baba Eshilokun gba bee, oya shilekun!
Romance › Re: Ladies: Would You "Settle Down" With Him In A Self-Contain? by Dcaliphate(m): 4:28pm On Apr 16, 2015
mirexxx:
cheesy yeah!
u will teeeey in the bustop
Politics › Re: Falana Faults Jonathan’s May 28 Handover Date by Dcaliphate(m): 4:17pm On Apr 16, 2015
cbrass:
what's wrong with Jonathan handing over on may29. sef. abi is he planning to run away the following day or whathuh
I tire oh
Crime › Re: Man Beats Wife To Death by Dcaliphate(m): 3:57pm On Apr 16, 2015
uselessgoat:
[size=15pt]I can't wait to marry so i can beat my wife with belt or thick wire. I learnt a lot from my father already. Women are better beaten and battered to coma cool[/size]
what a befitting moniker u have
Health › Re: Deadly Disease Hits Irele In Ondo, Victims Wake Up Blind, At Least 25 Dead by Dcaliphate(m): 1:04pm On Apr 16, 2015
End time things, believe it or not.
Crime › Re: How Boko Haram Exploits, Rapes Abducted Girls — Report by Dcaliphate(m): 1:04pm On Apr 16, 2015
barbaric set of fvckheads, they will never see peace till they perish off from the surface of the earth
TV/Movies › Re: Mr. Oreo Iyanya Makes Acting Debut In Nollywood by Dcaliphate(m):
he should try not to act alongside akin and pawpaw
Crime › Re: Naval Officer Mistaken For A Robber, Lynched In Abuja by Dcaliphate(m): 7:18pm On Apr 15, 2015
what a sad way to die, sadly this stray bullet would have been avoided had he simply adhered to the policeman's advice. Very very sad incident. May his soul rest in peace.
Travel › Re: 12 Great Cities To Retire To In Africa (photos) by Dcaliphate(m):
Op u must be high on a mixture of alomo and origin. Who d hell rents a 3-bedroom house @$2,000 per month in Enugu? or buys one @75,000?
Your highness, u r way out of line.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Massive Celebration In Ado Ekiti by Dcaliphate(m): 5:28pm On Apr 14, 2015
reminds me of vector's lyrics '...acting pvssy, i run Ekiti, Fayose...'
Politics › Re: Fashola Rewards Gallant Female Police Officer, Mercy John (pics) by Dcaliphate(m): 5:11pm On Apr 14, 2015
see what a woman did, chei, and some guys be sitting on their front porch pointing arses, 'yea i've hit that one'..'i hit d smaller one just last week...' smd..(shaking ma diq)
Jokes Etc › Re: When You Tell Your Son "You Left Dangote For His Father"(photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:29am On Apr 14, 2015
MzzTega:
Falconeyhuh
Falconey!!!!!! grin
seun sure got more work to do on NL
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Think That Having Sex Is A Favour To The Guy by Dcaliphate(m): 6:53am On Apr 11, 2015
i hereby cancel sex from now onwards, lets see who will die first
Celebrities › Re: Bovi Pictured With Asari Dokubo by Dcaliphate(m): 2:36pm On Apr 10, 2015
ednut1:
com
go
Celebrities › Re: Bovi Pictured With Asari Dokubo by Dcaliphate(m): 2:22pm On Apr 10, 2015
they r both comedians
Politics › Re: Opc Warns Against Unbecoming Comments Directed At Oba Akiolu by Dcaliphate(m): 4:31pm On Apr 08, 2015
FreeGlobe:
The oba has denigrated his seat. No apologies for any unbecoming response from anyone against an oba who speaks like a "motor park tout." OPC should find something else to do.
in other news, I find it uncharitable that most yorubas cite Lagos as an example of yorubas being tolerant forgetting Lagos was once the capital of Nigeria. These mischievous people should for once cite one of the core yorubas states to prove their hospitable nature. Who are they deceiving
i love u!!!
Politics › Re: Opc Warns Against Unbecoming Comments Directed At Oba Akiolu by Dcaliphate(m): 4:29pm On Apr 08, 2015
Deltagiant:
Black Africans are most times stupid. So "sacredness of the stool" must be defended even when the occupier is threatening the lives of innocent law abiding people? You guys must be big time jokers!!!!!



Leaders that were one zillion times more powerful than the Oba of Lagos Island were dethroned and even killed cos of their demeanor.
Would an Akiolu even shine the shoes of Hitler or Musolinni? NO

Idiiots!
epic!
Politics › Re: Police Discover Bomb Factory In Enugu by Dcaliphate(m): 1:13pm On Apr 08, 2015
Austin234:
But is there any thing like bomb factory in Enugu?
i wouldnt know.

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