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PoliticsRe: Buhari Should Have Been Arrested If We Had A Country - Sowore by dclak112: 8:51pm On Dec 23, 2023
My brother he knows about it
Dialpad:
Can that be possible ....

Buhari had good intentions but clueless on how to go about it. He had a lot of people who had SLEFISH interest surround him.

How could the CBN Governor carry out so much fraud under his nose.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Should Have Been Arrested If We Had A Country - Sowore by dclak112: 8:50pm On Dec 23, 2023
Why do you say so, do you want to tell me that his not aware of all this if his? If his not the one behind it..
madridguy:
Buhari should not be question for Emefielele wrong doing.
PoliticsRe: Gov Sanwo-olu Pictured Sitting Inside Mosque While President Tinubu Prays by dclak112: 8:43pm On Dec 23, 2023
See as Baba dey look him son.. say, u now don become the son of a president
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu Launches ₦‎950 Million Elderly Support Scheme In Lagos by dclak112: 7:59am On Dec 23, 2023
This people have started to loost just like they did with Lagos state trust funds
CrimeRe: In Ibadan, Residents In Shock After Discovering Female Hairdresser Is A Man by dclak112: 5:55pm On May 03, 2023
Bobrisky everywhere
CrimeRe: SS1 Student Shows Up To School With His New Lexus (video) by dclak112: 9:46am On May 01, 2023
That's the level we are now in Nigeria, they all learnt that from the politicans
RomanceRe: Please Be Careful, Men Of Gold Don't Wear Gold by dclak112: 7:51pm On Apr 29, 2023
Life.. Nice one..
Drjones109:
Yesterday I had to visit somewhere and it was raining so I did not want to drive there since I was not too familiar with the road, so I parked my car somewhere close and used a keke (tricycle).

While I was there I got a call from a long time friend reminding me of my promise to her husband over a job, so I quickly told her my location, and asked her to tell her husband to meet me up ASAP since I will be leaving town soon.

I told her to tell her husband to meet me up where I parked my car since that place was a popular land mark .

I don’t know her husband and we have never met before.

As I sent her the address, she called me back and was so excited that I was even around her area which will make it easy for him because he did not even have transport to come out, things was that bad.

So I told her that he should pick a drop and I will pay.

In other not to keep him stranded I had to start rushing back to where I packed my car.

God, I even entered under the rain, cold, just to meet up with him so he will not be stranded.

As I was walking under the rain I saw a keke and stopped it.

The keke man asked me to beg the man inside so he will allow me join him since I was drenched, so I started begging.

The man refused and said I was wet and I told him I will sit to one side, and he refused, saying except I pay for both his fare and mine.

I agreed, then he allowed me but as I entered this man kept me uncomfortable, saying if my wet clothes touch him again I will get down.

I just kept my cool until I finally got to my destination.

I did not even reach when I stopped at the junction and paid then used my legs to walk to my car, since it was very close.

I was inside my car warming myself, then I got a call from my friend saying her husband was around, so I described my car and he came.

I saw someone knocked on my car glass, wound down and it was this same man in a keke with me. Gosh!

I was supposed to pay the keke man, and recommend him for a job?

Tears rolled down my eyes, I brought out N3,000, gave him, started my car and zoomed off.

My friend has been calling and sending me messages, I had to block her.

Be careful, many times men of gold don’t wear gold.

Be nice! Angels do not wear ID cards.

*Attitude is 100%*
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle Rumors About Yourself? Share Tips by dclak112: 7:44pm On Apr 29, 2023
Bro such is life, that's exactly what I'm currently facing by this jobless people who don't care that I have a job.
Ebus12:
Rumours and false accusations are two things that has become a part of my life. Like always! Always!
I have heard rumors of me being a thief. I have heard rumors of me being gay. Heard rumors and has been accused of having an evil spirit and being demon-possessed. Of recent, my neighbor's wife even accused me of wanting to break her marriage, all because I staked a bet with her husband, that if he could successfully woo and get this new girl in our block, I would gift him 10k.

All these rumors and accusations don't shake me though. I see them most times as prophecies. Even if I haven't stolen in my life, I cannot tell what the case will be tomorrow, after all, the only thing holding the sun and the moon is time. I simply wave off that nonsense and see them as words of fools and jobless idiots.

But this recent rumor, which I see as a total witch-hunt, is aimed at giving my destiny helpers a "too-much" positive impression about me. This might make them see me as their destiny helper instead, and that is why I didn't take it, dear diary.

So because I came back last week with a fairly used, and fairly stolen laptop, which I bought 12,320 from a Yoruba vendor in one of the computer villages around, changed my slippers, managed to carve my hair, and shared a packet of milcose for the kids in my compound, news started flying around that I am now a big boy.

-He has started pressing.
-He done cash-out.
-He just dey fresh
-Show me an update nah
And so much other rubbish
There is nothing I haven't heard, dear diary, these few days.

Recently, these two girls around my street have formed the habit of raising their polo whenever they sight me so that I can have a clearer view of their backsides. In their mind, nah G boy I be.

As usual, I didn't care about any of the rubbish flying around about me, until yesterday when one of the gossip mongers, had the guts to knock at my door, and after hailing me, asked me to 'show him the way', because according to what he heard, God has blessed me.
That was the one that made me lose it. That virtue of 'Long suffering' left me immediately and
with a very thunderous slap on his left cheek, I asked the mugu who God has blessed.
God has blessed me?
I slapped the idiot again and asked him "Kingsley, come, who did you say, God blessed? But before I could land a corresponding knock, the demon fled.

Like, these wicked people didn't only stop at denting me before my destiny helpers, but now also want to present me as "Made" before the almighty God.
Jesus Christ! Why are people this cruel?
RomanceRe: Please Help. I’m Emotional Attached To Her But She Only Wants To BROTHERZONE Me. by dclak112: 3:41pm On Mar 24, 2023
Bro she really wants to extract from you through brotherzone. I have had that experience for 3yrs, not until I made up my mind and I asked for sex at a certain amount and she agreed. After the first deal.. We have been nacking
CrimeRe: BEWARE!!!! Theft At Zenith Bank!!! by dclak112: 6:03pm On Mar 16, 2023
Same thing happened to me at gtbank
RomanceRe: I need guys to work together with me by dclak112: 1:14pm On Mar 14, 2023
Guys be very careful. Just like Tems said crazy things are happening
PoliticsRe: My Mom Is Igbo - Desmond Elliott Speaks Igbo As He Begs For Votes In Church by dclak112: 12:46pm On Mar 14, 2023
All of a sudden u all know the road to churches and now u believe in Igbo's. Maybe God punish all of u
Science/TechnologyRe: Rain Of Worms Falls Down The Sky In China, Residents Panic (Photos) by dclak112: 1:12pm On Mar 11, 2023
This same China again
CrimeRe: This Horrible Accident Happened In Enugu State Today (graphic Photos) by dclak112: 7:17am On Mar 11, 2023
Jusus
Fourtygees:
A twitter user @sfreakingkezy posted

This horrible accident happened in Enugu state today and there’s total deafening silence about it on social media b/c it not Lagos.

Do we hate themselves this much to always ignore disasters in our lands to focus on that of another land?

May the soul of the dead rest in peace
RomanceRe: Paris-based Nigerian Lady Says She Will Pay Any Man Who Agrees To Marry Her by dclak112: 11:18pm On Mar 10, 2023
People should be careful of kidney aviator's out there
officialwdhtv:
Paris-based Nigerian business-woman seriously begs for a husband urgently and says she will pay any man who agrees to marry her.

Take a listen!!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oveb5XtSRA
RomanceRe: It's Affecting Me Psychologically, Please Help! by dclak112: 11:15pm On Mar 10, 2023
Take your mind off sex, stop watching porn and don't astay Alone. Always stay around people that way you don't have to think of masturbarting.
Hismercy20:
I am a guy 26 years old and turning 27 in June. I have never engaged in any sexual act before until around 2017/2018 when I started masturbating but I later stopped in 2019/2020 because truth be told, masturbation drains.

Now, I have a partner and we have tried to have sex but all to no avail because I do ejaculate just three minutes into romance. I have taken drugs, taking herbal mixture in fact someone even referred to me to a thread here on Nairaland to buy herb but all to no avail.Please nairalanders/doctors, help me. I don't know what's causing this problem.i explained to my biological mum, she sent another herb and I have been taking it for the past two months now and no improvement.This is affecting me psychologically, I cannot even concentrate on something else and my mum is also worried.

Please how do I cure this?
CrimeRe: We Need To Report This Twitter Account To The DSS by dclak112: 11:03pm On Mar 10, 2023
This might be some kind of black mail., the opposition will not go as stupid to write that thing. We all are Nigerians in respective of your political party
Smartjeezy:
This is hate speech.
Thanks to the admin who remove my post about Igbo history in Lagos. You did well my brother.
CrimeRe: Killers Of Ogun Couple, Son Murdered On New Year Day Arrested by dclak112: 3:23pm On Feb 10, 2023
No bi lie[quote author=Dshocker Post=120780003]The value of human life is less than N1,000 in Nigeria, no joke.

With N900, there are people that can kill or take someone's life.[/quote]
HealthRe: Lady Raises Alarm After Failed Nose Surgery In Lagos (pic/video) by dclak112: 1:02pm On Feb 08, 2023
Na Wa O, see as dem use Nigerian problem spoil your beauty
PoliticsRe: Seun Kuti: I Was A Fool When I Campaigned For Tinubu In 1999 by dclak112: 12:49pm On Feb 08, 2023
E confess before psqure post am for am
CrimeRe: Please Help Me A Woman Wants To Take My Life. by dclak112(op): 6:52am On Feb 08, 2023
If I get it from the tree, theres no how i can pelling it without touching the flow. I really appricate your advice
Blackpowers101:
Try get coconut, possibly get it from the tree without it touching the ground, get alligator pepper, take 7 out of it, chew it, mention her name 3 times and tell her never to remember you again, then wash your head with the coconut water, don't eat it, throw it away so nobody can eat it. She will never think of you again. Ekpe mbokob
CrimeRe: Please Help Me A Woman Wants To Take My Life. by dclak112(op): 5:41pm On Feb 07, 2023
Thanks for the advice
Reggaemich:
Op, in whatever u may choose to do ,

Don't show her, that u are afraid of her,

Because, if she notice that u are afraid, billing don start for head, Be that

I did not say, u should fight her or confront her

Just know, she is trying to scare u, if u know,

u cannot avoid her totally, Then leave the area
CrimeRe: Please Help Me A Woman Wants To Take My Life. by dclak112(op): 5:40pm On Feb 07, 2023
Thanks, this is exactly what I'll do
TOPCRUISE:
Why not report to the police and Facebook admin. Or tag the IG or police PPRO about it. If not relocate. Except you are not clean.
If you wait until they rope you, you can be sentenced to death or life imprisonment by a wicked Judge that they could also rope against you. Maybe you did not hear news of last month where judge sentence somebody to death not for killing someone. But just for a robbery allegation. Who know maybe the victim was just roped by someone.
CrimeRe: Please Help Me A Woman Wants To Take My Life. by dclak112(op): 12:26pm On Feb 07, 2023
Thanks, I don't want to have anything to do with her again
parcydrix:
Omor ur matter plenty bro but permit me to say that you are "fvcked". That woman is ready to really fvck you up and if ur carry your case enter court with evidence, e don be for you.

-You can go to the police but be ready to settle them.

-You can relocate or move out from there for a few months so case can die down (out of sight, out of mind). Also ur best option

-You can invite her to a bar and try to reason with her, whyne her and use okafor's law to keep shining the kpekus while living in misery. 😁


If you don't do anything, you fit no like where you go see yourself in the next six months
CrimeRe: Please Help Me A Woman Wants To Take My Life. by dclak112(op): 12:25pm On Feb 07, 2023
Thanks for your advice
LilMissFavvy:
So she's an irresponsible' woman, yet you used to date her and keep her as your friend? Make a police report, then move out from that environment. Look for a house very far from that place. You brought it on yourself.
CrimeRe: Please Help Me A Woman Wants To Take My Life. by dclak112(op): 12:24pm On Feb 07, 2023
I'm looking for a house, thanks for your advice
Akakanfirstclass:
Oga leave the area if your life’s at stake
CrimePlease Help Me A Woman Wants To Take My Life. by dclak112(op): 9:16am On Feb 07, 2023
There's this Lady I use to have an affair with in my compound, before me. She was with this guy in my compound who had a wife. This guy use to say she's just a family friend but people in the house and the area knows they both have something in common. To cut long story short, this lady is a runs mama because she's at her 40's. Something happened between these guy and my Landlord because of this Lady which resulted to my Landlord chasing the guy out of the house. Now the lady is leaving with my Landlord and she has suicide in chasing out all of my Landlord children so she can stand as the landlady, which is what my Landlord calls her now. Thou, before she started leaving with my Landlord. I have already ended what's between us and each time she see's me she seeks attention which I don't give her. Now she has been saying to people in the area that she is going to rope me and that is what she is doing, the people she's making this plans with are complying and they are turning it to be a tribal thing. Recently she told someone In the area that I'm a yahoo boy, I have always been a business man where I sale cosmetic, this same Lady has come to my shop times without number to lend money which I don't collect back. Very unfortunately, I lost my shop during covid-19. By the ending of 2021 I started working in a beverage company which I give her every of our product. Sorry, I'm trying to cut the story short so you can see from where I need your help and advice. Now this lady has a boy friend who happens to be my customer when I was at my shop and she brings this guy to the house and my Landlord allows her and the guy to stay as long as they want, the other time I had the lady calling and telling the guy about her plans to rope me. Later that week the guy came and they where planning to call one of their friend who they said was a police man so he can carry out their plans. Later she called the guy again telling him that I'm an (HS) which seems they are into secret cult. Just today I had the guy telling the lady that they will open a Facebook account with my name and picture where they will be posting about me saying I'm a yahoo boy, that way they can cast me and the roping will be easy. A friend has advised that I go and report them at the police station, because every body in my area now talks about me according to what she had already told them about me (yahoo boy) This guy knows most of the officers as the station because we all live in the same community and some of them hang out to drink at evenings. My life is at risk because she has reported me to some cult boys in my area which she often brags that if those guys catches me, they will handle me with dangerous weapon. At this point I don't really know what to do I really need your help and advise.

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