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Who will you marry?? Choose wisely oo

Which of these items are you able to confidently consume in a public setting?

osazsky:
pls be fast about it

As we don reach de final now, wetin you want make i do nw? I believe nw you go knw say REAL MADRID na big name for europe

Make sombody hold me o, i go kill myself if madrid no go dix final o

Bandits!!! let's be at alert!!

Obainoman6:
You, you are the real robber here for robbing me of my time with this same old story that I've read a hundred times

Three Points to the Blues

During a robbery in America, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who had only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the Tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market were now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

1. The guy who likes you when you don't look the best, will keep liking you when makeup stops working on your face.

2. When a guy looks at your breasts while talking, he isn't staring at them, he is just a little shy so his eyes are down.

3. The guy who can't take a no for sex, or pre-intimacy, or kiss or anything related, doesn't see you with him in the bigger picture of life.

4. When a guy talks to you with respect or shows care, it doesn't mean that he is frustrated or is trying to woo you, that may be his nature.

5. When a true lover asks you for nude photographs, you must straightaway know that only their lust for you is true.

6. However rich a man you get, you can never earn that high self-respect which you get by being independent.

7. A cool dude, who appears to be that by his styling or looks maybe much old fashioned than a traditional looking guy, and vice versa.

8. A boy who cries isn't weak, he may be stronger than other guys.

9. Never judge a guy through his promises, judge him the day he stands by them (same goes for a girl)

10. A guy who looks average, may turn out to be an excellent friend or life partner, and make your life a cakewalk, spend some time before you judge.


I hope this helps to avoid entering a relationship that will make you regret in the future. xoxo

Jesu!!!

I will show this to her people

Government No want leave us in peace o

All those thieves wey the rule una, una no go hole them o, na we wey the try to survive na una go the worry, na THUNDER GO FIRE UNA PIKIN PAPA

It's raining, and her clothes are on the top, how many lockers will she need to reach the top?

I'm just being curious, so I won't be a SIMP

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Na wetin fit ahm, dat man no the ever smile for him life

Grandma used Messi's name to indicate where she came from, since she knew the gunman didn't know Argentina. That's just the technique God used to save her life from being slain by those gunmen. It's not Messi or whatever you guys are calling. Many of you are so incredibly ignorant that you have even gone so far as to refer to Messi as the savior of YOUR KINDS rather than mankind. Gosh! There are a lot of stupid folks in this place!

Jennyclay:
Biko, don’t eat it

Mr curiosity!

Shiorr!

I'm just being curious here

Omen, i just the BOMB MY BOMBING o, the next thing wey i see nah, like this>

Abeg o, make Mark no do o, i never cross my CL them o

Naija my country, wetin be dix

Evolutionism:
Mere looking at the Picture.

I think No.2 will surrender.

I think he is more brave enough than the No. 1

Evolutionism:
Mere looking at the Picture.

I think No.2 will surrender.

How? and why do you think it No.2 that will surrender

According to your fighting skills, who is likely to surrender

I'm just being curious

Is sugarcane a fruit, vegetable, grass or soft drink??

Chaiii Kpekus don waste

What's the benefits of dating your neighbor?

If you blame Nigeria say they lose, your papa , make thunder fire your pikin papa

Nigeria loosing this on penalty, this i have seen let's go!!!

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