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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Samsung S8 Plus With Damaged Screen For Sale by Deandean: 7:35am On Sep 18
Phone/Internet Market / Re: price reviewed Clean Just 3 Months Old Redmi 9 For Sale by Deandean: 7:34am On Sep 18
Lol say the phone don even get cracked screen sef, money don reduce by half, op say e wan sell for 62 when e buy 68, no be juju be that

Op is a mumu man

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Religion / Re: How Does A Person Know That He Or She Has The Heavenly Calling? by Deandean: 1:54pm On Mar 29

Most people claimed to be called by God just business purpose.
The call mentioned by apostle Paul is with regards to those who have the heavenly hope to rule with Christ in heaven.
i dont even understand your objective for doing this, you just raised unnecessary controversy.
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Learn Programming And Work From Home by Deandean: 10:48pm On Oct 20, 2020
What do u need to be like Anonymous grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Ask me This Question, I don't know What to Do . Advice Needed by Deandean: 8:24pm On Oct 20, 2020
Never argue with a gal on such matters or discuss it....just smile and say i'm a practicing love doctor,all i do is care or who wouldn't care for his heart and change topic....point z,dnt discuss it...when u chop like 2wice,it'll b hard to go cause shez invested. grin

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Romance / Re: The Problem With Harddon's Dating Drills. I Think It's A Pile Of Rubbish. by Deandean: 3:24pm On Oct 11, 2020
Everything you typed can b summarised in One word- practice.

However,ur point doesn't necessarily invalidate Harddon's. Infact,Hez still d boss.

Learn the principle of Enhancement no Revolution. Aboki

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Business / Re: Get Quality Handmade Shoes In 48 Hours At Good Prices by Deandean: 10:17pm On Aug 08, 2020
Na where u de for Nigeria
Romance / Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Deandean: 5:20pm On Jul 23, 2020

Forget that Shi bro I cause what am ready for
And moreover he insulted me first when someone open a thread we say our opinion on what he/she wrote and that was what I did without sounding abusive next thing I saw is one stupid motherfucker telling me bullshit
If only I abuse you but if I don't and you're trying to give me savage response I swear Na Ogun go kill all your family Kon kill you join angry
Ogun will not near my family,it'll not near me. cheesy. U just b weree, can u excuse d tread.meanwhile,hw old re u?

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Romance / Re: How To Get Any Girl You Want! UDS cheat code (Guys only) by Deandean: 3:09pm On Jul 23, 2020

God bless you my brother
That's what am trying to say no insult
One idiot is now saying trash that he have serious problem he and his family are facing angry
Dnt mind that guy boss...may u not have ADHA....But sa,to put it kindly,u sef b idiot small. The OP is just being gracious,u b weree. Simple talk : "Op thanks o,but de keep ur post short nxt time"(even though na only u de complain). U went ahead to imply the guy is jobless ,and that na u get work.If u talk like that 4 Tamac,guys din break ur mouth ASAP.no time cheesy


Romance / Re: Seun Has Finally Listened To Yall by Deandean: 4:25pm On Jul 16, 2020
Sarcasm bang u thr
Romance / Re: People That Have Growers Penis. How Do You Feel? by Deandean: 1:27pm On Jun 25, 2020
Bros take am easy with the lies Na Haba!!! How can your pens be like a baby's own when David and then 10 inches when erect?? Your penis na spring??

The guy na werey grin...he measure am from belly button to tip


Romance / Re: Most Intelligent Nairalanders I've Read Their Post Here. by Deandean: 10:47pm On Jun 17, 2020

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Phones / Re: Why You Should Stop Using MTN Midnight Data by Deandean: 12:24pm On Jun 17, 2020
Mtn is very unethical in business....laslas NCA and the consumers protection rights agencies don collect their share...na only shout u go shout,nobody de hear u.
Romance / Re: A Man Killed His 2 Children Is It Murder Or Self Defence by Deandean: 9:05pm On Jun 16, 2020
Y'all saying man slaughter and murder in self defence dont know what you're talking about. This is no manslaughter. Its straight up self defence and law enforcement will have no case against him insofar his pistol is legally owned.

Bros u too serious...laslas,na yoloba film tongue
Romance / Re: A Man Killed His 2 Children Is It Murder Or Self Defence by Deandean: 5:34pm On Jun 16, 2020
Murder in self defense

Offside....its self defense of murder grin
Romance / Re: Excerpts Of The Book: Secrets Of Eternal Youth (Preserve Ur Semen) by Deandean: 3:44pm On Jun 14, 2020
According to the Bible, King Solomon was the wisest King that ever lived and among the richest but he had over 700 women

Ceremonial wives and concubines,most of them were married to form alliances,don't use that as your benchmark undecided....we are not talking about the no. of women around a man ,we mean those he actually has sex with. Besides,Solomon's wisdom and success didn't reflect his life decisions nor was it the result of his personal effort at seeking varied wisdom. It was handed him ready made by the divine.don't assume urslf in that position .

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Investment / Re: NBC Code: Netflix, Amazon, Irokotv, Africa Magic May End Investment In Nigeria by Deandean: 12:49pm On Jun 09, 2020

it means if dstv buys epl or any football right, they must sell it to local stations but how many local stations can afford it.

Yes...they are forcing them to sub license it in exchange for a regulated fee...baba,the license nor cost,its the exclusively clause they force epl to sign that makes them pay more....if the coast is now open for everyone to either buy license directly or sub license it...competition will increase,prices will crash,services will improve and we'll have options....
Investment / Re: NBC Code: Netflix, Amazon, Irokotv, Africa Magic May End Investment In Nigeria by Deandean: 12:38pm On Jun 09, 2020

Many investors don pack their bag commot from naija due to government policy that's not favourable

Anyway, if AfMag should stop then I no go recharge my cable TV again cos AfMag Epic na my favourite channel cheesy

Bro. Try understand the policy....it means not only dstv can show epl,ucl etc...also those premium movies would be available and broadcasted by local uch signals like AIT,NTA....dstv ,Afmagic,multichoice n others soffocates competition through exclusivity,then blead their customers to death...what cost $6 in south africa is sold for $35 in Nigeria...besides,they have no exclusivity in most other countries...let them go and see the thousands of investors they have held down,who are willing to give more for less
Nairaland / General / Re: This Python Swallowed Whole Antelope In My Village (Graphic content) by Deandean: 4:36pm On May 30, 2020
Double double
Romance / Re: Who Is To Be Blame For The High Rate Immorality by Deandean: 4:33pm On May 30, 2020

I'm not sure he knows what immortality means.
Baba...covid 19 has taken 2 solid months of my time(we as we no get choice)...but to spend another second arguing with .....will obviously be my fault...so henceforth,what u believe is your own n my own is my own...i'm not a lawyer,i don't need to win any argument grin

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Romance / Re: Who Is To Be Blame For The High Rate Immorality by Deandean: 3:28pm On May 30, 2020

Go and check your facts before you quote me
What do i know? You win brother. Lets be friends
Romance / Re: Who Is To Be Blame For The High Rate Immorality by Deandean: 8:37am On May 30, 2020
Now that you have been warned and have refused to adhere.

Nigeria is a state devoid of high rate of immortality, this means that high rate of immortality is absent in Nigeria. This is as a result of the increase in poverty and hunger among the Middle and low class.

On the other hand, Nigeria has a high mortality rate of 55 years, so if you live in to be 70 just thank the good Lord
He meant immorality my brother...meanwhile,even if it immortality,you still ddnt make sense grin
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Hookup Experience... by Deandean: 10:24pm On May 20, 2020
I really don't know about the generalization that ladies who go for NYSC are cheaters. But I do know things go down. I think serving is just an opportunity to let off steam especially with certain factor like moving to another state. You will likely come across various people. They are cases where even your oga at your PPA will be shooting shot and you may be in a relationship but temptation sets in.

Some cases can also be like where you are the one doing the chasing... I have seen cases where you are posted to a school only to start going after your female student as a guy.

My own experience goes like this... During my time I served somewhere up North. Well to keep it short I knacked a lot at lodge that year... Girls in neighboring communities O, other corp members, there was also a time I had a short fling with the lady daughter that cooked for some of us at our PPA.

Well like I said things dey happen, it's not necessary a one way thing.. What were your own experience like?

Say it again without crying
Phones / Re: What Is The Best Power Bank You Have Ever Used? by Deandean: 8:24am On May 20, 2020
This is the real deal......this will jumpstart a car and charge a laptop too. Others are toy in comparison

What brand is this...is that a mechanical gearbox for recharging the pb?
Romance / Re: How Fear Of Formication Turned Me To Chronic Masturbator. by Deandean: 9:38am On May 16, 2020

hemmmm it is with a heavy heart I say bros you are suffering NEEDLESSLY.

First, am not against Jesus or Church but in Nigeria we create sins by our doctrines.

Your wrong information about masturbation is what led you to depression.

Do you know it has its HEALTH ADVANTAGES TOO?

Do you know the greatest sex organ is YOUR MIND?

Do you know that fear is the first cause of depression?

Am not defending the act... you are well above 30 and you should have been married or be doing good in business by now... School is not Education.

Stop living your life like a spare tyre and TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR DESTINY.

Too much of anything is bad, that is for all habits.
If you still decide to be a church goer, you may need to change church.


Rather focus on more productive activities and gradually it will replace the NEED to feel a RELEASE.

Get a girlfriend and together start planning marriage, LIFE WAITS FOR NO ONE.

Those nonsense misleading informations that cronic maturbators concort to make themselves and others feel better in there downward spinning lives... what stupid health benefits. You just read the OP saying he destroyed himself through such misinformation and you have the gut to want to redirect him and others to this self abuse...Who has clinically been proven to have felt healthier from masturbation...people share there real life experiences to liberate the naive youths and u dare work against a healthy future generation,quoting stupid ,abstract ,fictional scientific concoctions ....
In a sane society,u should be charged with treason against all humanity. Idiot.

Op,much love my guy. Stay healthy and say no to self abuse. I have no comments on your religious views,but in all sincerity,if a teaching makes us healthy in mind and body,why not,if not for the divine,follow them for self and yours.

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Romance / Re: My Deeper Life Girlfriend Is An Ashawo by Deandean: 8:39pm On May 13, 2020

I even thought you caught her making out with another man. This isn't enough reason to tag the poor girl ashawo.

Olosho like u...if he catch them naked,u go say was he on her...if he was,u go say dd u see his banana actually enter her...if he said yes,u go say the gal may have been forced or raped(your last resort on the overt victimization scheme list).
Some of u gals re so impossible...

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