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valeriechima: Hello all,
Please I got this message this evening.
H-STREAMS shortlisted you for JOB SCREENING on Thursday 4th July, 2013 by 9am
Does anyone have an idea of wat dis is all bout?

Dont mind them jareeeee.. Every day they kept sending d mssg for interview as if that is hw they run it... They r GNLD hawkers like O-neal and some others.. Note u will be ask to pay 8500 for certification..

jobman514: A Rebranded organisation lagos,Nigeria needs the expertise of young,vibrant and self driven/reliant Nigerians in the following positions:

*business development officers
*customer relations officers
*human relations officers
*account managers
*marketing executives
*public relations officers
*para -medicals
*sciences
*I.T personnels
*assistant supervisor

APPLICANTS MUST POSSESS:
*Minimum of smart o level,OND,NCE,HND,BSc
*good communication skills
*self driven/Reliant characteristics

HOW TO APPLY:
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N.B :OPEN TO APPLICANTS WITHIN LAGOS AND ENVIRON

GNLD People... Whenever i see O'level mixed with Bsc for employment like this hmmmmmmmm fake people.. Money for certification. U r fools

I got an email and a textmssg from La Fayette Micro-finance Bank, For a written Interview this Thur and is crazy not to think they should notify someone a week before d date... Confuse and dont knw whats up..

Question Is: Do Microfinance Bank Pay, i mean @least to sm reasonable amount to land u sm real good stuffs? Talk to me people.

FG O1: Flot 235, Block 4, Flat 7,
Off Aminu Kano Way,
Maitama, Abuja.
23rd May 2010.

The Human Resources Manager,
Standand Charterd Bank,
Adetokunbo Ademola Crescent
Wuse 2, Abuja.
Dear sir/Ma,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF CHIEF ACCOUNTANT

I read with extreme interest your advertisement publish in the Guardian Newspaper dated on may 20th 2010 wish to apply for the post of Chief Accountant in your financial institution. I am a graduate of xyz university with a B.sc degree in Accounting(2nd Class Honours). In addition, I have a Master degree in Finance and a proffessional qualification in Oracle 11g and ACA(am a database administrator)with many years of cognate experience.
I understand that this post requires a candidate with a strong analytical mind, a self starter who must be able to work with little supervision. I possess these attributes and they have served me well in the past - ensuring my rapid promotion by my previous employers.
I would appreciate if i may be called to have an interview with you.You may contact me at the above address or through my mobile line 08033,
Attach here are my resume for your perusal. Thank you for your time and consideration.



Yours faithfully,
FG.

I made xom korrectn in respect of ur application.

U na blunder my brother

Consultant: This is not an attempt to criticize you in anyway Funsho cause you're doing a great job here. I made a few changes to your letter, to make it sound better grammatically.

                                                                                 
                                                                           4, Asa street,
                                                                            Ikeja Lagos.
                                                                            Ist June,2006.

The Human resources Manager,
ABC Nigeria Limited.
4, Tom street, Ibadan
  Oyo state

Dear sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF CHIEF ACCOUNTANT

I read with extreme interest your advertisement in The Guardian Newspaper of May 30th 2006 for the post of Chief Accountant. I graduated from XYZ University with a degree in Accounting (2nd Class Honours, Upper Division). In addition I have a  Masters degree in finance, proffessional qualification (ACA), and many years of cognate experience.

I understand that this post requires a candidate with a strong analytical mind, a self starter who must be able to work with little supervision. I possess these attributes and they have served me well in the past - ensuring my rapid promotion by my previous employers.

I would appreciate an opportunity to interview with you and demonstrate to you first hand that i am an excellent fit for this position. You may contact me at the above address or through my telephone number 08038363655. I have also attached my resume for your perusal. Thank you for your time and consideration.

                                                                                  Yours faithfully,
                                                                                   Adekunle Olufunso
  ATT'D
  CV

Let me correct u too, hope u are considering ur punctuations and observe d correct usage of ur part of speech to fit.. Upper case for open class items and lower case for close class... And ur conclusion is awfull it has to follow line process from d address and ur title should take underline since u are not using upper case althru but if u just as am seeing it, is ok like that... Not just writing but d rules of it matters alot my fellow nairalands...

I rest my case and kumaso to u francoooo...

jnostill: I got this IV, pls house are they for real;
U'r Invited 4 a JOB Intervw 2morrw Mon. 1st July 2013 by 1pm @ N0 1 Babatunde close Off Ogunlana Drive Surulere Lagos State.
Pls be punctual.

Its O-neal incorporation.. GNLD, Drug hawkers and will ask u pay 8500. Which if u dont hv will start negotiating with u. Flee cos i knw them.

lareos: Mornin house!
Pls i need ur help to check if dis company is legitz,pls its urgentz.
''from MHO/E09/NG''
OWN support Resource ltd(HMO) invites you for a job interview as a facility management executive.on thurs 27th,2013 by 9am prompt.
1,Babatunde street,off ogunlana drive surulere,Lagos.
Come along with updated Resume/CV and pen.
Pls house,abeg help,i dont wanna waste my time n d lil cash i av.pls send ur opinion.
Tanx

With their ugly faces in there, they will give u written rubbish text to sit and write with ur innocent lap.. They will negotiate ur money for rubbish certification for u to sell their fake drugs for them... If u see their wears self too fake to behold.. He earn 150, 000 a mnth yet his shoes na okirika made ... Bros no reason am cos na 8,500. Stupid O-neal.

onealproject: To all people who have posted negative things about this people...To whom who alleges must bring the proofs.
If you have never experienced financial freedom in your life,you cannot do with that your pay cheque..
It's unfortunate you can't use your third eye(sense) to decipher what is scam and what is not scam..In the bussiness you have to work before you earn..It's not a get quick reach opportunity..But you can't understand because probably you are meant to die poor like you parents..Because if you were rich,you will never even look for a job MUMU lasan lasan..
That's why you know all the scam address in your head..You are seriously jobless.

All the time you have used in touring around you could have invested it into the biz,start small and start earning big now....Your time counts for or against you!!

You can charge these people to court now or inform the governor who already knows about the bussiness opportunity.
It's a link that is capable of changing your story for good.

All hope is not lost I may still help you get around maximising the opportunity...Welcome to the WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES!!

If you have decided not to succeed, you shouldn't discourage other people from doing so because of your shallow knowledge.


It's not FAIR AT ALL!!

======= My Story ==============
Good day everyone, I av learnt 4rm Brian Tracy dt "Peace of Mind" is d NO.1 ingrdient of SUCCESS & I'll never trade it 4 ANYTN.
I presently don't nd a SECOND JOB even dou my presnt job just affords me a "token"+oda incentvs & dat's where I'm
as I write. All I'm doing is using my free tym to make an extra income 2ru HELPING PPLE overcome their diff health
challenges. Evrytym I achieve ds I'v got PEACE,feel gr8,make new CONNECTIONS & fortunately I get PAID. "That's my BIZ!"
NB: ds msg isn't meant to CONVINCE U any longer oo bt rada to clear d cloud of FEAR generatd 4rm NESTED MISCONCEPTIONS
(which are absolutely NORMAL) as We all have a rait to our own OPINION. I surely knw dt we will both live to see that TIME when it'll be
"TOO LATE TO QUIT MAKING MONEY" for ME from my BIZ and "TO LATE TO JOIN" for U. No offence pls.
It's not the CHANCES WE TOOK that PAIN most..It's d CHANCES WE NEVER TAKE!
Happy New Week!(Sun 12/May/13)

Expecting your responses!!

U r just too fake like this post u just dropped... U r d one jobless and very unfocus.. If u truely are fulfilled why hunting and swindling peoples cash.. Get a life jareee stupid GNLD..

Some school suppose withdraw some so called graduate result for been too foolish... How can some just ask for ur details and u start dropping it one after d other, see his typo errors and bad grammar and he wants to offer u jobs... Omg. Am so ashame... Keep dropping ur details oooo congrate in advance when u start working for Health stream alliance, O-neal and other drug peddlers.. U go hawk tire for area with ur degree. Mtcheeeeeeew

Malubi: Anybody that knows about this place and what they do should help please. I recieved this mesage today: Congrats! U've been shortlisted for appt test and oral interview on tue 25/06/2013 @ lamulad building beside stanbic Ibtc bank opposite MRS. Petrol station new gbagi, Ibadan, by 10:am. (BACTH B). Please house are they and what they normally do ?

That is health stream aliance, GNLD people and i knw there very well cos i stay in ibadan... Everybody involved i knw them facially. So Dean here says dont go... They will collect 10,500 naira for certificatio, .. Laugh don wound me oooo chai naija got talent... Dont go oooo

semasir: Got this invite ƒσя interview yesterday, pls is this real? I don't want to waste my money worth managing ƒσя a scrap interview. This is the message: Ref to d advert U are invited 4 apt test Wed 20/6/12 8AM & 9AM at 505,Ikorodu Rd,
opp.SKYEBANK.KetU b/stop.1st floor.Ketu Lagos.
Nairaland front manager please help!!!!!!

Dont go they are not real.. Anybody asking u for money during and after interview is fake and dubious and aside that that place is a no go area.

Why d management of nairaland giving this idiots space to chat here self?... Different names for their madness... Thunder fire una

lurlar: Experience not worth it ke. I'm sure that came out wrong. How many companies have branches? It's all one and just one. Banks are the greatest medium for employment. The reason banks always recruit is that they expand often..they build more branches..nt necessarily due to resignation like you said. Besides, most people that resign are moving to other banks as xperience hires. Mind you, there are bankers (full staff) and there are bank workers (contract staff).

Full staff and who do u think they are? Only 5 or 6 but d rest sorry.... And u talking about branches? Sorry for u am sure God gives u this to experience it.. U think u r better than those they fire week in week out? Or u got the best certificate? Build more branches with ur money? U simply not in this country of ours if u r meaning u hvnt start living in this part for u not to knw banking palava... I hv 5 persons working with banks... Two dropped not up to a year plus they employed for another non banking job, i hv another my own sister doing interview with another company not up to 4 month she was employed in GT.. U better start looking smwhere else... Cos banks is not where future is build.

cleoMcdanie: I wonder why people scramble for bank jobs.I bet you,it will take u guys d grace of God 2stay on dat job for up2 6months.I'm talking out of experience.You guys should ask urselves,Why do banks employ almost every month?Its because people are resigning every week.The whole experience is not worth it.God help us all

U r correct jareeee my brother.. For banking? Me and them no dey do shw for employment

@ lurlar, deceive urself expansion my foot... They will fire u anytime u think u will last in it... So many tendering their resignation and hope u r a naija person and following what is happening around the banking sector? U will marvel... As for banking job i do not wanna be a party to it... Got sm invitations which i never ascepted they are time waster.

Nice Script... Weldone guys... Why not get a producer to help u guys produce this and make moreeeee money.... Jokers...

Manage it my dear, depending on what u r into nw.. But take and dont stop going for another.

Another style of calling for interview from same O-neal well... Stupid people... I hv been there and trust me dont burn ur money going there ok... 1 babatunde street is a no go area... They are health people and same time doopers...

Sorry lady is it for Graduate trainee or Strategic blah blah u applied for? Hvnt seen any email sha... Well am still hoping.

Pls people am trying to submit my application but giving system error... Whats up with dt?

House pls, what about Client Call Agent position dt is what i applied for did anybody applied for it and was called up for interview? Need info please so i will knw if i missed this one again... This geezer don tire jareee.

Pls is it only bulk teller they called for cos i applied for Clent Call Agent too and didnt get invitation for interview... Pls respond asap guys. Thanks

Hmmmmm people in the house, hv being reading all of these comment about first bank recruitment and wondering whats d big deal in it cos dont knw what to think again. I hv my code d very first second i saw d advert and applied.. D question is what r we expecting and dont u guys think is just normal employment stuff and noise cos this house has being making so much noise about reading dt and this when we all knw very well no one has gotten an invitation for any form of interview.. So whats d big deal geezers?

Me too got same mail but dont knw if they r real or not

Not real, is one of these people dt will ask u pay for sm sort of stupid work. Real job wont invite u like dt with all words abbreviated. Not real.

I received the code too immediately i submitted.

They r the same thing with On's u will receive one useless lecture as if that u receive in ur tartiary institution was not enough

Hahahahaha my dear they are big scam ooo. This address u just typed in i knw there very well and those u will see there i bet u r far better than them. Is not ons but o-neal but dt house u r going is not a company but a mini compound where they extort job seekers. U will be asked to pay up sm fee for sm certification which u will start negotiation from 8000 to what u can pay.. They r scam

Pls people can I get d address of heritage bank of nigeria branches in lagos & ibadan pls..