₦airaland Forum

Xray65:
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Obele nsi nemebike o

bjayNL:
Wait o, is it that they are too expensive or your goods are missing which of them please enlighten me?

And what other alternative is out there?

Sunxylove:
Niger

Florblu:
Village news indeed

Is Alimosho not the biggest local government in Lagos State?

Now, tell us, what is happening inside city news?



Jero like you

bakynes:
This one has never in his life been to Lagos before, posting from one stupid village in Alaigbo saying trash. If you know Lagos you know Alimosho.

Fearlez:
so semen smells? Ludicrous! How can the penís retain urine after urination? Lolz. Infants in diapers who are soaked with urine always don't stink. I think you're uncomfortable with your pussy

Here's why pussy stinks:

* For those who use pit latrine, as they squat straddling the toilet pit, the pussy stretches and smiles in warm greetings to the faecal heap of rubbish, inhaling the stench

* Most ladies are so dumb that after taking a shiit, they wipe downwards, leaving faecal residue in the pussy threshold for onward stench strong enough to repel drug resistant mosquitoes.

* You girls wear leggings choking the pussy to asphyxiation and it cannot breathe, leaving sweat, dead skin cells to partner with the pussy in a grand colabo of toxic bomb.

* The pussy expels more junk than the anus. From rejected, redundant blood cells, to different assortment of fluid... damn...

If God didn't make men as pussy-whipped automatons, it would take a gun in our heads to put a prick in that hellhole.