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J2381:
Well I believe one can't expect a fool to reason like a genius. Proof that my words hit their mark.

the mods clipped you? Lolz. Learn to see it as a badge of honour. Everyone who reports me has implicitly told me in clear terms I sit on his nerves.

This poco girl is coming off as one with a will for survival and doggedness.

postmann:
The tipsy prof. Go easy on the bottles. it's Monday tomorrow.

I’m one of the lucky few with an envious biological disposition that can sit side by sober side with alcohol and still function with precision.

pocohantas:
I don't have a reason to patronise you, I just dey talk as e dey my mind. If you were the one that quoted me, I wouldn't reply like that. If it were FT, we know how we handle ourselves.

I understand that you're speaking for a friend, but truth is...you wouldn't have quoted me over that particular comment.
Your Joe is actually very pretentious. Ask anyone who isn't scared of getting attacks from your clique, that person will be bold enough to tell you

No, I don't hate men, but your imagery is very accurate.
Rest well, let's not push this.

my natural selective mechanism has fizzled out all the other romanticized points you made and has singularly settled on the emboldened part.

I will henceforth push nothing but other unrestrictive platforms of communication.

AHCB:
benue awaits you. Though I might hit Enugu before you hit Benue. Need to sort out some things first.

Hmmm. Alright, I'll try my best.

bro, if you come before me then ring me up when you’re in the city of lights.

pocohantas:
Hhehehehe, you can deceive Joe, You can't deceive me.
The old ogre is stupid, online at least.

Do you know why I rarely respond to you rudely, despite how annoying you come off? I have always observed your post and you're not as silly and vindictive as you try to come off. Same applies to FT.

Your Joe on his part is incredibly silly and petty. An asslicker.
Changing his monikers severally will not change who he is.
If you don't tell him the truth, I will tell him...

Ok. Veiled shots fired. But I’m overtaken by alcohol this Sunday night and my current imagery of Pocahontas is of a beautiful, intelligent girl. Joe changes monikers like me because we’re Nairaland unpretentious, unyielding outlaws. No scruples given or taken.

One moniker gets banned and another comes up in its stead. Simple!!!

And your take on me is wrong. I’m vindictive, rude and silly exactly as I make out to be here.

I think you hate men generally. Or at least, you have a men-barrier.

AHCB:
Aye. Same here. I intend getting tipsy tonight.

Oh that lass seriously need thorough dick lashing. A tongue can't do the job, that's why I'm not tongue lashing her, but dick fvcking her.

bro, my zeal of hitting Benue soon has been dampened by these herdsmen’s ceaseless thirst for innocent blood. But get there I will. Too many Benue babes myth I intend to confirm or debunk.

Take it easy with her (Pocahontas), I think she’s in transition.

pocohantas:
You kuku get sense pass am. Continue deceiving him.

Anyway, what are friends for...

Of course the old ogre will comeback to bask in the euphoria of this compliment. Just where you want him, eternally stupid. The perfect one for the things, even you won't do...

one of my most memorable moments in internalizing my Nairaland experience was meeting Joe in person. And we’ve gone on to meet more than four times in different locations. Without playing to the gallery or attempting a vain grandstanding, Joe is one of the most intelligent and forthcoming individual on this platform. I say this on the premise that I have met quite a few individuals here on Nairaland. So trust me, when I say you’re wrong in your assertions.

AHCB:
Lol.

How you been bro?

firm, my bro. Boozing up the Sunday. You have a unique way of irking our pocohantas

AHCB:
Oh don't start your menstrual_ period on my behalf. Looks like you're gonna have another emotional breakdown. Poor soul.

It's a lost case trying to chisel reason into you. Your man hating has left you a recluse. So back to your meds.

Cheerio.

Phew! Classy way to respond. Joe, you’re back with a bang.

Did the doctors treat free of charge?

phlame:
U are entitled 2 ur opinion

I wasn't expecting you to debunk my opinion with facts.

phlame:


So basically U believe Mercedes performs better than RR, Bentley, Porsche, Maseratti

Think again!!!

were you sleeping when Mercedes has won F1 back to back and back to back again ? And who knows Bentley with speed? Car's luxurious ok, but Mercedes still trumps it in ride quality and smoothness as it does all the cars you mentioned above.

Any man who could really buy a sex doll for sex is really dead from the inside. Fucking a lifeless plastic with no true feedback and reaction and enjoyment is borderline necrophilia.

Benz is the oldest vehicle on the road today. Another misleading thread again.

Awkward and graceless fat boy.

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MissWrite:
Women can't detach themselves emotionally from sex? I don't know if that's entirely true. I know you want to maintain this romanticized image of women but here's something which I do not say proudly, only truly: Some women have been doing so professionally for years. And some women can cheat with the driver or gate man for the sole purpose of sex; and they choose these people who are perceivably beneath their social class not just for proximity, but because there's no risk of falling in love. While men always end up catching feelings for their secretaries, house-helps or even a prostitute. (Like in Bridget Jones' Diary, Sound of Music, Pretty Woman); no woman is beneath a guy when it comes to romance. Whereas a woman would seriously be second guessing herself if she starts getting dreamy eyed with the mechanic in view; it doesn't matter how attractive he is in reality. Also, some women can bang their rich husbands for years so he keeps paying for their stuff, without ever falling in love with him.

Women can do sex very nicely with gadgets. Have you not heard how the cucumber has suffered under the lasciviousness of some women? African women in particular, can really let their hair down with a dil.do. Unlike with a man. Some! This is because, in a lot of areas still, African women are judged for being too sexually expressive. So, in most cases, all they can do is pray that he knows what he is doing. She may not woman-up to tell him what she wants, so that he doesn't label her an olosho. Enter dil.do, problem solved. And she'll make it go how she wants it to go.

For me though, I doubt that the sex doll holds much of an appeal. It's too bulky; and only one appendage is really needed. Plus I don't want to have to stare into those lifeless eyes without a soul. After applying pressure to the necessary pleasure points, the rest happens in the head for me. I can be anywhere, with anyone doing whatever thing. So the dil.do is sufficient. It would get the job done.




That's a fleshlight. It hasn't been very popular all the while. I am really curious to see how this one plays out, because I believe men have an ego that a life-less thing cannot satisfy. Knowing that the moan is programmed and mechanized; and not a real feed-back . Unless it's like a karaoke machine that gives you points (moaning sounds) as you hit the notes. Then it could be a fun game. Pa! Pa! 60%.......Pa! Pa! Pa!........80%.....Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!..........speaking in tongues.....that kind of thing. It'll get predictable after a while though.




True. More women would have to work. But that's a good thing for everyone. Especially the women in question.




I've not met those guys you are referring to; the ones that don't like attention. The ones I end up with always want to be cuddled, and kissed and get back rubs - babies! Well, the purpose of a sex doll is clear. None of that for anyone. But girls get attention from their girls, while guys are insecure about man/man bonding.



Women don't need to flaunt their toys. Nobody does. They only need the gadgets in the bedroom, where they can be used as freely as one would like (a dil.do is travel size anyway). Or are men planning to take their sex dolls out on dates? Or have public sex? Remember you're treading a thin line between sanity and mental instability here. If you get too attached to the thing, you'll start hearing voices

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No Nigerian woman will spend 800k to buy a sex doll. Even your fake Brazilian hair and phones are relied upon men to buy.

sarrki:
Can you imagine the audacity

have you been sacked by APC?

sarrki:
Mechonu

We are talking about Nigeria

Please

Only Nigerians alone are allowed to comment

funny thing is that your pay to shield Buhari in cyberspace isn't even up to minimum wage.

awakeupcall4all:
Quoting one of the sponsor of this blood thirsty fulani herdsman "He stated that so long as state governors and Nigerians were unwilling to make sacrifices to protect the herdsmen by donating land to them, the violence would continue to occur."
Isn't it glaring now that this people have declared a full scale war on Nigerians?? So fulani herdsman has no state governor to cater for their needs but Nigerians have to tragically bear the brunt of marauding killer fulani herdsman.
And yet this satanically bigoted Buhari is still giving orders to police to go and investigate while his fulani killer kinsman keeps spewing fire and brimstone relentlessly baying for more blood without any arrest made?
Buhari why are you hell bent on destroying yourself?
And by the way,is that truly the moniker of the blood thirsty president up there?^^^

Just an empty headed, attention-craving idiot but as brain-dead as the actual President.

sarrki:
Bros how is this related to the issue at hand ?

that off topic post will serve as a comic relief for your senseless posts on a good day.

Shocking! Some humans with strange love for animals.


OP, it's Bestiality not Beastiality

Trust me, the lack of strong condemnation from President Buhari is the fuel this bloodsucking murderous herdsmen are relying on to cause mayhem.

But trust me , they can neither read or write or even know the geographical position they are when carnage will be unleashed on these dirty souls.

What about the 30 billion?

Never heard of this Zulu or his music really.

No innovation here. All the specs and features have been existing in other luxury brand from Europe.

GavelSlam:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/this-thing-called-killer-herdsman.html

no where in your furnished link was it written Fulani herdsmen came from other West African countries into Nigeria’s border to kill.

If anything, it collaborates with that I have been stating, inter alia, Fulani herdsmen are unhinged brutes with no scruples or civility stock in prehistoric lifestyle.

GavelSlam:
If you cannot relate Trans-border parley with trans-border migration and trade, it is safe to say you are a complete numbskull.

let us pretend the bloodsucking Fulani herdsmen are truly migrant vagabond from other West African countries and not from the north, what has Buhari done at home to solve the menace?

What has trade got to do with Fulani herdsmen thirst for land and blood?

Why are only the farmers in Nigeria targeted by these herdsmen ?

Why aren’t there clashes in their home countries?

Can’t you see you have lost the right to pretend you’re sane?

GavelSlam:
Quite simple: provide the stats or STFU.

answering questions with questions. Oya, tell us what Buhari wants ECOWAS to do for him. Then come back and ask me some more silly questions and I will gladly explain to you why your education is the greatest financial misadventure ever undertaken by your parents.