₦airaland Forum

nkemjacob2:
go back and read carefully what he wrote

go back to bed. And remember to pull the blinds.

MediumStout:
Be careful I'm more enlightened than u. Ignoramus

The empty retorts of Nairaland foremost heavyweight idiot. Put your phone aside and register for an adult class to salvage what’s left of your miserable existence. Or else I will draw the curtain of your soul and leave it hanging in spiritual limbo.

EdificationBoss:
Man Lands In Police Detention For Unlocking A Phone Without Demanding For Its Receipt

Cases of reported stolen items are arguably one of the most carelessly handled issues in Nigeria. From unlawful arrests and detainment to unwarranted seizures of properties, the due process never seems to be properly applied.



A young man identified as Ayodeji has taken to the social media platform to express his grievances over what he believed was an unlawful arrest. Ayodeji, who works as a phone technician revealed how he was arrested over one of his recent jobs. According to him, he had initially unlocked a phone for a customer without demanding for its receipt of purchase and that eventually led to his arrest.

He wrote on Twitter:




http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/01/man-lands-in-police-detention-for.html

this is why Nigerian police is ranked bottom last in the world.

No sense, no law, no discipline, no pride.

All we have is just sun-beaten, ugly pathetic illiterates scavenging for easy money.

So mechanics will demand receipts before fix My cars.

Electricians will demand receipt before fixing radios

People misplace their passwords everyday. That’s why google, yahoo, Twitter all have means of recovering accounts when passwords are forgotten.

Until the police force is entirely overhauled we will continue to be taken for a ride in this cursed place.

nkemjacob2:
u really miss quoting the writer

tell us about it, Toksdefender

americanson:
Bro, even though you are right, using his marriage to get back at him was just too far stretched.and u called for.

when he brought my folks and education needlessly into the mix leaving logic aside, he invited me to knife him surgically.

And I often take the first offer.

Mandynews:
Instagram rap sensation, Speed darlington has slams Davido over him always coming online to brag about his father's wealth.

Speedy took to Instagram and shared his throwback photo with his daddy.

Check out what he wrote below.

Via http://mandynews.com/2018/01/30/speeddarlington-slams-davido/

Really? Blogging bloggers!

One of the points Obasanjo raised in his floor-wiping letter to Buhari was that the President lacks foreign policy tact.

What a shame. I would’ve said the pig doesn’t deserve his uniform. But the uniform of security operatives in Nigeria has no class or pride. Just for self-absorbed imbeciles with zero self confidence lacking discipline.

Now the airhead didn’t just ultimately objectify herself but have managed to endorse rape and sexual harassment while making it sound appealing at same time.

Herrmes:
This how you make use of your life?

if you mean sending cheap, attention-hungry filth and old hags like you and your irks back to that cesspool they crawled out from, then my all means, YES!

Video date is 21st June 2017.

What an ugly, pathetic confused weasel this Dirt-bag of a hoe is?

Someone call a med for her.

shinarlaura:
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They re already regretting it. Our forefathers made a very big mistake.

They did not. Before the first military coup, we practiced real federalism comprising 3 regions and it was fine until the boy in khaki distorted the system.

RIP to the young dude.


But can’t help observing how undergraduate students write in this country.

TheKingIsHere:
Southern Nigeria will at the end seek for their independence because the North will never agree for restructuring. Same with what is happening in Cameroon.

Their agitations is same with ours. Everything that has to do with North leads to chaos. Even southern Sudan broke away from their north.

The north has kicked against restructuring because there has been no honest, persistent call of restructuring from the south. It’s just a weak rhetoric.

Sudan is a different mix. Southern Sudan are mainly negroid and northern Sudan are Arabs. So racial element is a strong factor there.

Cameroon is also of a different sort essentially because eastern Cameroon was of French colony while southern Cameroon was British having seized it from Germany after the war.

Southern Cameroon has remained part of the administrative unit of Nigeria since after independence until 1960 when they elected to be part of Cameroon.

So the other part is more likely to see them as a kind of geopolitical add-on.

Mandynews:
Last week we reported news about Osofo Maame, Ghanaian Pastor’s Wife's who accidentally leaked her own nude video (https://www.nairaland.com/4306636/osofo-maame-ghanaian-pastors-wifes)

The wife of the renowned pastor who mistakenly sent her nudes to members of her church using the WhatsApp texting service on mobile phones has reportedly attempted suicide out of embarrassment.

‘Osofo Maame’ who has become a subject of public discussion, especially among members of the husband’s church, was reported to have tried drinking a liquid poisonous substance but for the timely intervention of family relations who have for all this while kept an eye on her after she sent photos and videos of her genitals to them.

According to information gathered by mandynews.com, the woman in her mid-30s who is nursing a 6-month-old baby intended to send the pictures to her husband who was on a trip outside the country only for it to be mistakenly land on the church group.

Worse, the news source said the woman sent a message that reads “It’s all yours when you return” along with the photos meant for the pastor of a prominent Church (name withheld)

To her utter dismay, she reportedly realized her mistake right after pressing the send button on her mobile phone.

Members of the church group who received the photos, videos and message were shocked and outraged. They tried to call up the pastor’s wife, who wouldn’t answer. The then started quitting the group one after the other.

In two separate videos, 58 and 31 seconds respectively, she is seen facing the camera, kneeling, wiggling her waist and handling herself concurrently.

That was after she was earlier captured in a bath showcasing her thighs among others while capturing what she was doing.

Interestingly, a child believed to be hers is heard crying in the background but the lady who appeared to be enjoying herself turned deaf ears to the

Source: http://mandynews.com/2018/01/30/pastors-wife-who-sent-her-nudes/

99.9 % of pastors don’t f$ck their wives or pay them attention.

The lady is human. After all pastors are more forthcoming with church obligations than their material vows.

TheKingIsHere:
What's the difference?

Is southern Nigeria not trying to break away from the north?

the difference is they are ruing there decision to be part of Cameroon just after 1963.

And the truth about our scuffle for separation is that the heart of Nigerian agitation is for true federalism not desolation of the country.

Yyeske:
What damn silly line are you talking about here?
This is a separatist group in Cameroon of which no country anywhere in the world would ever want to tolerate in its own territory.
Afamefuna, your demand is dead on arrival

the UK held a referendum over separation. When last did you read anything outside Nairaland?

No pity for Southern Cameroon. They were part of Nigeria prior to 1963 when they held a referendum and chose to be part of French-speaking Cameroon. Nice play out.

A part of this country will soon start regretting her alliance with the uncounted lewd barbarians from up yonder.

Screenshots of your chats with his number there

Yes, no one can beat you face to face when you only attack people while they are sleeping.

Amagite2:
This Swedish guy is in court for murdering 3 people, but his facial expression will make you think he just won a lottery!

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/this-guy-is-in-court-for-killing-3.html

Arabs/Muslim always leaving trails of blood anywhere they go.

A patronizing appointment by insignificant AU is what Buhari sycophants are clinging on as an endorsement of achievement.

Who ever made these mundane fools this easily contented will never know peace.

APC, an umbrella of confused lunatics.

Some groups blame it on foreigners.

Other still say they are not herdsmen but criminals.

Bubu-dollard is now shifting ground to blaming their crimes on climate change.

Let’s blame hunger for armed robbery then.

Clueless bastards.

No surprises there! Women are the must gullible among humans.


All new churches are built by their naivety and sustained by their stupidity.

londonrivals:
The female soldiers danced in excitement following their deployment to the North East to fight Boko Haram


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEUh2uMjHXY

http://www.metronaija.ng/video-female-soldiers-dance-get-ready-fight-boko-haram/

definitely as cooks.

Ishilove:
KimCutie, this is a typical example of intellectual laziness among Nigerian bloggers I was referring to.

The name 'Fikayo' is not a Yoruba name, and the pictures confirmed it. The lady is either Urhobo or Isoko, not Yoruba. A simple Google search would have confirmed it instead of rushing to post falsehood.

Mediocrity

i think “fikayo” is an endearment or sobriquet of some sort. As is “Chino”

Neither urhobo nor Isoko goes by that name and no where in urhobo or Isoko tradition does a groom genuflect of the floor completely.

macdanpets:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/sunnewsonline.com/northll-rule-beyond-2023-dansudu-national-president-aucf/amp/
There is nowhere in the world where component units or states are allowed to have their local security outfit or vigilante groups and allowed to carry sophisticated weapons as we have in some states in Nigeria now. Look at the Federal Road Safety Commission, FRSC which came into existence several years ago. Operatives of the corps have not been allowed to carry weapons. So why will a state governor set up a local security outfit and equip them with sophisticated weapons?

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Can’t help observing that most northern “intellectuals “ are partial illiterates who can only excel in Islamic studies.

How does one reconcile the fact that this overweight, fuckface doofus is claiming component units (states) security can’t carry guns when it’s only in Nigeria that federating units are denied state police even when the governor is the chief security officer of his state.

But the saggy-faced ape is advocating for Frsc which regulate traffic offense to carry guns!!!

Are they going to shoot a driver who doesn’t have spare tyres or fire extinguisher?

This guy’s mental imbecility is enough to make stupidity a national crime.

“We only chased a truck filled with arms into one compound we later discovered belong to Kanu and his father”.


How Nigeria army and police lie like shivering cowards when they are made to answer for their stupidity is ever so amazing.

deji17:
This is beyond 2019. This is a law that will outlive Buhari, Saraki, Dogara and the present crop of lawmakers.
This is a law that will deepen democracy in Nigeria.
Just like the judiciary, the lawmakers now have some form of immunity in the course of discharging their duties.

same judicial immunity Buhari disregarded with his archaic sense of leadership.