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AHCB:
you're not going to do that, yet you used your fingers to type the serial number just to inflate your low self esteem just because you want to feel fly.

Deathl ezz. We have another one. Airforce1. See pesin wey dey beef you oh. Lol.

morning, bro. Still having a pseudo-holiday, man.

I was leafing through the pages early this mornin watching airforce absorbing all the invectives hurled at him but that dude caught my attention because, in trying to disparage airforce1 , he became another airforce but with a much thinner skin and zero sense of humour.

coolh3ad:
I am not comparing but Why does Otedola still have small Nokia phones?...

so many reasons; he’s elected to remain private to keep his transactions secured

He may also —as an older generation— didn’t adapt to all the modern computerization of phones.

You on the other hand crave recognition and use social media to the fullest (even having your true picture as your profile pic up there). So it doesn’t make sense.

The comparison you just gave are not parallel but an evasive subterfuge to wiggle your way out of inconsistency.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
This op think we are kids! So many unbelievable holes in this story

name one

coolh3ad:
Until you get more expensive condoms, show us the receipt and stop using N100 condoms on your smelly bitche.s. Let me give you something to do.

Go to www.Google.com
Input the serial number 27C 115 0609
Go to my profile picture and zoom in closely to my wristwatch
Go back to the searched page on Google
Compare and check for the price
Then you can shut the Bleep up and think of your life broke ass scumbag

We are no match dude. You suppose dey hide your face when listening to Davido's "FIA" pinhead..

I did visit your profile page to see your super expensive wristwatch and I zoomed in on your profile picture only for the picture to blur out leaving the watch indistinct.

How can your wrist watch be so much more expensive than your phone?

AHCB:
just like me.

not talking about the wooing but the poem.

Poem’s import and message are not to be made readied on the surface. That’s why they are different from prose.

AHCB:
the John Wick part got me smirking. LOL.

dude got nice rhymes and metaphors. Only he’s too direct. And too much conjunctions and pronouns.

encryptjay:
Shape of You


Sighting you could sweep a guy off his feet

Your words gives me goose bumps

For your sake, I go to gym to do jumps

My heart dilly dallies back in the tone of drums

You're you 'cos you made your body beautiful

You work hard to put that voluptuousness in place

The beguiling face you carry leaves me speechless

I'm out of my mind but this is just a phase
Never have I been mesmerized by the force of an embodiment like yours

The Shape of you puts me in a state where I want all of you

Who wouldn't fall for you?

The shape of you puts you in your own class

To this, I raise a glass

You're that classic chick

Your life aim is like John Wick

In my mind, you're always on flick

Beside you, I can't be weak

I didn't bring a ring

These words words I bring

I hope they cling

The Shape of You is magnificent...

Nicely done.

Cladez:
Lol he didn't deny the fact he is already infected.Dude we could do this all night but i got important things to attend to goodbye.

hahahaha, the poor sod couldn’t even comprehend I was trying to tell him an hiv patient got more hope than a mental invalid and a hopeless man who relies on sports bet to feed.

Please go and check your betting slip to know where your next meal is coming from

Toks2008:
Now it is confirmed that you need help. please go back and read your very first comment you made after quoting me then read every other one.

If that is your definition of reasonable comment then I feel for you the more.

This will be my last response to you. Pray to GOD to help you overcome the bitterness in your life cos I can see it in every comment of yours.

And please next time I beg you,don't hide behind a new Nairaland ID to express yourself no matter how myopic it may sound.

May God have mercy on your bitter soul.

are you trying to tell everyone you couldn’t respond to rebuke of yourself thread without resorting to parental jibes?

How you stand naked and same time unashamed is breathtaking.

Your soul is beclouded in a maize of hallucinatory illusions. You need counseling and psychoanalysis to remedy the aftershocks of your wife’s departure.

Cladez:
C'mon dude as a football fan,i stake for fun.Now come around and tell me you fvck ashawo for fun?
Its just a short while till STDs especially Hiv/Aids catch up with you thats if you aren't infected already.

Ooooh before i forget,have you visited a brothel to fvck today?

a football fan? Dude is trying to explain his financial destitution and mental laziness in finding a lasting job

We’re all football fan, bro but for you to run halfclad to Nairaland screaming for help for cash out shows you’re economically porous as wharf rat.

I hope you realize hiv patients gets to live even longer these days and people with depleted mental health and alexythimia are medically hopeless.

Hahahaha hahahaha,

richythePH:
go hard already!........there's no time for soft disses here




meanwhile Op's right to an extent cos it has worked for me a couple of times and now somehow that ish is firmly embedded in me .......


and right now if i like a lady i find myself ignoring her even when she feels same

it worked because the ladies are already into you but their insecurities and feminine wiles were leading them to play hard to get.

Cladez:
Coming from an already depressed fellow who made nairaland(ashawo section) his humble abode to ease the frustration of his failed life.

Don't go and be useful to yourself else you would die as a bitter,wretched and depressed old man.

even a broke, babe-less, lazy bet9ja addict would use Nairaland as a springboard to talk to his betters!!!

A lazy , aimless man who relies on sport betting to feed has a voice because of Nairaland.

Toks2008:
Lol! criticize you say or attack me like one with zero I.Q

You rant and rant about a marriage as though you were invited yet left the subject matter and you say you criticize my threads! se ko re e?

If you want to discuss like one with sound mind please do so by discussing the subject matter and stop this pepper seller attitude.

how you’re able to stand nakèd and unashamed marvels me!

My first post on this thread was girls can’t get interested in a guy because he suddenly ignored her except the girl was only playing hard to get all the while.

The jolted you to carry the discourse from there, and you attacked my parents. That only proves you’re egoistically thin-skinned, baselessly proud and mentally unevolved like a teen and still having teenage anxiety.

You’re a pretentious clown. And empty hallucinatory ignoramous who doesn’t know how females react.

Nairaland will continue to be the biggest revelation to your stagnant life.

You’re lucky I’m going soft on you.

Toks2008:
Which kain wahala be this..You open new nairaland account just to attack me.

OK no vex if I offend you..bike please ejoo e je n mi

you’re too old to play the victim card like a teenage female.

I criticized your threads factually and instead of you to respond like the middle aged man you are, you resorted to ad-hominem and subterfuge, dragging my parents into it.

So I had to let these beautiful people of Nairaland know Mr. Toks failed in his own marriage and couldn’t keep the mother of his kid(s).

You started playing the victim card in response. How pathetic. Ogbeni, you’re an everlasting loser and your silly threads can’t change your life’s score.

Cladez:
Lol coming from a coward who couldn't troll with his main.

Cry cry boy you are just a keyboard warrior and i bet you can't engage my dog in real life.

Anyone who tells you about your life becomes a keyboard warrior?

I’m not surprised why Nairaland remains your last hope to get a girlfriend.

Tell me when last you read anything outside romance section threads. And you wonder why your attention span is shorter than that of a domestic squirrel.

Cladez:
Just ignore the slowpoke.

even a serial Nairaland reject like you still has a voice?

Aren’t you the lovelorn loser who thinks attacking Nairaland girls will magically bring them into our arms?

Toks2008:
Who get this loosed dog make e Come carry am o lol!

you were even editing your post to come back at me? Why toks? Did I hit home the truth?

At your age you’re suppose to be teaching these young adult males how to woo girls genuinely not misleading them and teaching them the loser’s anthem of manipulation.

Sometimes I really think you’re suffering chronic symptoms of midlife crisis.

Toks2008:
Oops not again..you just keep reaffirming your low I.Q.

The fact that you just deviated to talk about my life is a sure proof that you are not worth my time.

Please grow up

you can’t even smell your own shiit and admit it stinks like an abandoned public sewage. You got hit hard and play the victim card instantly.

You referred to my parents wasting their funds on my education and expected a pat on the back?

Just because you created a thread that is even considered dumb in a class of prepubescent invalids?

Your ability to live in denial is outstanding. And pleeeeas stop talking about IQ’s. Yours can’t even hold a china rechargeable lantern for 5 minutes.

kimbraa:
You and wahala. It's a new year, change. Leave Oga Toks.

There are certain halos around his soul I’m curious about.

I can lighten the darkest part of his life and make him taste the beauty of sorrow.

kimbraa:
That shìt works on girls that were playing hard to get but already like the dude in question.

you just reaffirmed what I said now. Please as a girl, school our romanceland behemoth ignoramus, toks2008.

Toks2008:
Lol! honestly I think I should ignore you cos it's apparent your folks just wasted their time and money on your education.

Read the title again..odensin

Toks is butthurt.

Listen, son, the only way a guy will ignore a girl and gets her attention is if the girl was into the guy but pretending all the while. If she isn’t, ignoring by the guy is just good riddance to unwanted pest.

But I wouldn’t expect someone who couldn’t keep his marriage to understand. You failed what you’re trying to teach, son.

Toks2008:
See even if she hates the guy..ladies hate being ignored by a guy that seems to fancy them in one way or the other either for friendship,dating or whatever.

This works 9 out of 10 times.

I sometimes wonder if you pause to read your threads and see how embarrassingly naive it is and simplistic.

So even if a hood rat or tout tried wooing a girl and failed , ignoring her would ignite the girl’s interest back?

Must you create silly threads?

Itsekiri having autonomous community in Ukwuani? How the hell is that?

Ngige the failed politician is doing media politics to gain APC party funds for 2019.

olumose001:
Trash

Lok for a more honourable job.

This group has unwittingly admitted to being behind the Fulani attacks in Benue state.

GraveMan:
Body C is my favourite.. I like girls with onion botty..
Girls with C shape turns me up
What's ur shape?

every man with an active hormone wouldn't mind all of the above.

If you ask me, your wife , in anger, has already told you what she feels; she regrets the marriage.

Take it up from there.