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designking:
Now we have a better IG who can deal with Fayose and other PDP rogues without fear or favor. The former couldn't because he was appointed by a PDP president.

scholes0:
So no single PDP "Polithiefcian" on the list of richest ?
All of GEJ's cronies from the previous administration as well as others from the previous 15 years of PDP leadership are all conspicuously missing, abi did they stop being politicians the day PDP lost power?
Continue lying o..... meanwhile only fools will believe the list.

FBI kor, Scotland Yard Ni.
Believe This list at your own Peril ...

OlujobaSamuel:
it will change something bro, either good or bad, it will definitely change something.

Ioannes:
it's a gimmick.

at least now nobody can say the FG didn't try to negotiate with them.

it doesn't take anything to deploy battalions of soldiers to the SS or declared a state of emergency in the area with full military lock down.

this government is just being too cautious.

I think Buhari doesn't want to be labelled a tyrant cos of his history as a strict military head of state.

McBrooklyn:
How to recharge your phone from your bank account.(All banks)


1. Access bank: *901* amount#


2. Ecobank: *326*amount#


3. Fidelity: *770*amount#


4. FCMB:*389*214*amount#


5. First Bank: *894*amount#


6. GTB: *737*amount#


7. Heritage bank: *322*030*amount#


8. Keystone: *322*082*amount#


9. Skye bank: *389*076*1*amount#


10. Stanbic IBTC: *909*amount#


11. Sterling Bank: *822*amount#


12. UBA: *389*033*1*amount#


13. Unity bank: *322*215*amount#


14. Zenith: *966*amount# or
*302*amount# (for mtn users)


15. Diamond bank (yellow acct. only):
*710*555*phone number*amount*pin#


To know your BVN, dial *565*0#.


Share with your friends, family and loved ones

cc: lalasticlala, seun, dominique, Mynd44, Fynestboi

madridguy:
GEJ should replace Mohamed Suharto of Indonesia as the World's Most Corrupt Leader.

Xbabangida:
This animal again.

Elijahrona2:
Who no like better thing?

TPAND:
Don't mind them... Nigeria is a failed state, if Niger Delta ceases from Nigeria, the whole Nigerians would be touring Niger Delta, because the massive infrastructural development that can be achieved with all the 2.2million barrels a day, will be as that of Dubai. Just being objective

Most of the ignorant persons haven't heard of what is called bio-remediation with just 5000 barrels of crude oil sold... The environment and ecosystem will be restored to as it were.

Bishops10:
I hate this man

Immunity1:
Thief they should monitor him well well he can pocket the book check his pocket

nze4al:
Harassing or unwanted phone calls/sms can be the most stressful and frightening invasions of privacy a person experiences. Sometimes these unwanted phone calls, can be from annoying telemarketers, threatening calls, or an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who just doesn’t accept that it’s all OVER! The reasons to block a phone number are many, but the solutions to do so are numbered and few.

Fortunately, there are steps you can take to help put an end to these unwelcome intrusions. All methods won’t work for all, so you need to carefully pick an option which will work best for you.


Here are some of the best ways to block a number from bugging your life

1. Many handset manufacturers has provided the features that can help you block phone numbers. So look out for in-built option in your phone or downloadable apps to limit incoming calls.

Android phone: They have built-in blocking functions, simply go to Your Phone Contact/People > Then select the number to block > Tap on block contact > A pop up with “you will no longer be receiving calls and sms from this number" > Accept by press Ok.

Samsung : If you have a Samsung phone, you have the ability to send an incoming call directly to voicemail, without it even ringing on your device. Look for the “block list” feature on your device

iOS: You can block anyone with a click on your iPhone. This will block the person from calling, texting and FaceTiming you. To do that, go into your Phone Contacts > Select the contact to block > Scroll down to press “Block.”

Nokia : If you still use a Nokia phone, you can download apps like Blacklist which can block specific phone numbers from making a call.


2. Activate Silent mode for specific contacts
There are times when an annoying friend or a relative continuously call you and you’re not comfortable telling them to cut it out. Easy way to handle such situations is to activate silent mode only for such contacts, and they will eventually get tired of calling you when you're not responding.

3. Call Customer Care
Calling customer care for help in blocking a specific phone number is one of the most suggested solutions. Alas! it doesn’t work most of the times. But some network provider do let you block a phone number but only after verifying the facts and asking few security questions.

4. Use a search engine to find out who's calling
If you're not sure of the source of a certain number that pops up, do a search to find out. Entering an unknown number in a search engine may give you some hints about its owner. Many online report services also allow you to report and share your experience with other users.

5. Change your number
I know this sounds absurd as a solution, but in case none of the above tricks work, this is the only available option.

I hope with these simple tricks, you would be able to block that pesky number bugging your life. Please keep sharing this post with others on social media and thank you for reading. - Master Nze

Source: http://www.techclosed.com/2016/05/22/heres-how-to-handle-unwanted-calls-or-block-a-phone-number-from-calling-your-line/

Ksslib:
In today's world where riches happen to be the quickest way to gain respect and enjoy life to the fullest, it is no surprise that if given the chance, everyone would rather they were born with a silver spoon. But life being the biitch she has aways been, happens to have this criteria we still dont know about, she uses to distribute her "silver spoon" to a select few,while the rest, share what's left of the proverbial "wooden spoon". And there are certain things, those,whose family, at a point, every wielded a "wooden spoon" can identify with: things like


1.. YOU LEARN TO RESPECT HOUSEHOLD ITEMS!
I, ksslib, happen to be the first child my parents brought into this world, but it's really painful, having been denied the earned right to bask in the euphoria of being the eldest child in the family, no thanks to my brothers(mostly pre civil war furniture and utensils) littered all over the house that, my parents, especially mother, annoyingly holds dear to heart. I remember how if in a fit of anger, I mistakenly kicked the rusted blue cupboard, she would be quick to remind me of why I shouldn't be rude to my elder brother, who happens to be 23yrs my senior. How i would look at it with scorn "So at this age, you still dey ur papa house"? "You no dey marry"?

We had this black pot, whose back, we didn't bother washing again, after constant fire wood usage made it pretty clear that, some scars are just meant to be. And as if to wave off any misconceptions, the "stone-age" aroma the pot always made a conscuious effort to fill every food cooked in it with, didnt need remind me of who, once again, was the boss....the message was pretty clear... Or Is it the "ancient of days" vintage cushion that would not hesitate to pierce ya with it's wooden lethal teeth, strategically hidden where one is supposed to sit? Reminding you that, a small boy like you is only allowed to sit on an elder with one nyash, the other, suspended in mid-air as a sign of respect. Age, they say, is just a number, but certainly not between I and my Bro's.

2.. WHEN WE ATE, WE ATE BIG!
My mother could use one sachet of milo, half tea spoon of cowbell to make tea off lake chad. And before you accuse my mother of using too much milk, I should let you know that, our neighbour, mama ochuko, could use the same resources as my mum, to make tea out of the Atlantic ocean. I know what you are thinking right now: "Isn't that a whole lot ot tea"? . But wait and watch how just one dip from the saccharine coated bread reduces the ocean to a mere river. While the next, reduces it to a canal. And the next thing you ll be hearing is "I never belle full"..

Dont even get me started with how we soak garri. Look, when things are not going too well for the family, you ll learn how to soak two cups of garri with 50litres gallon of water. There was this day my little cousin wept bitterly after he couldn't locate his two piece of groundnut that went rogue within the vase expanse of the garri ocean. We had to involve the Navy to deliver them safely, avoiding what could have propelled a potential loss of human lives. This was a boy who could dip his bare hand in a 200 degree hot fire just to remove roasted yam when hungry, so who are you to blame me for involving the military?


3.. NOTHING GETS THROWN AWAY...NOTHING!
Being poor comes with alot of disadvantages, but one of the few advantages lies there-in the fact that it awakens that creativity buried deep within. Such creativity where, a sachet of used tomato paste could get incorporated into the interior decor of the living room so brilliantly that even an x-ray scan cannot reveal which half of the red curtain is patched with strictly Gino.
Every single item had an alternate use, one of the reasons why I personally made sure no shoe of mine or mother's got thrown away. The old shoes were used as spare parts by yours faithfully, to rejuvenate current dying shoes. I had this black shoe, whose nose, I patched with a red leather from one of my mum's dead high heel, while the back, had a touch of yellow-blue i cut out from an old easy wear of, you gussed right--mother's. Afterall, even Joseph had a coat of many colours and everyone was ok with it... Seventy percent of my jean trousers back then, transformed into rugged jeans as a sign of protest when i didn't want to let go, so you could say even my fashion sense back then, was ahead of its time. And somebody should tell Kanye west to stop making noise about his Yezus cloth line because no be today boys begin wear rag....it haff teyed.

Enough about my creativity, mother was creative too. She made sure all used yellow custard containers were littered everywhere, serving different purposes like... what we used to pour water on the body, keep toothbrush, keep sponge, keep soap,drink water, drink akamu, store maggi, salt, pepper, crayfish. .. and in no time, our house began looking like a chemistry lab.

4.. YOU GROW IN YOUR CLOTHING!
While rich kids were rocking body- hugs and slim fitted clothing, we the poor kids, were always clothed in what i would describe as a typical "clown attire". I was kind of stubborn when growing up, so you would understand why even after several warnings and pleas from mother, I couldn't stop visiting the bush with friends, to jump from high altitudes after school hours. I came from school this faithful day and when I was introduced to my to be christmas shirt, then and there, i truly understand how much mother loved me. She bought me a Parachute sized multi-purpose T-shirt i could also be using to jump from high altitudes, safely. Not only was the T-shirt resisting air when i wore it, i also came to realise it was resisting motion too, when i tried walking..

The jeans wasnt any better,infact when I saw it, I thought it was my dad's. The waist alone was four times my belly but mother assured me it wasn't going to be an issue at all when she unveiled my Christmas belt that looked longer than a laptop cable. And With the help of neighbours, we were able to fold it 32 times before it sized my length, with each folding measuring 6 feet long.
Now, if there is one fashion item I have a very strong conviction that all poor parents secretly agree on,then it has to be the goddamn shoes. Your mum brings out this fine shoe, you eagerly put in those tiny legs, only to start weeping bitterly when your whole leg gets swallowed at the shoe-lace boundary, realising there is still enough room for another leg just right in front of your toe. Who also remembers how running away from knock-outs on Christmas day was out of the question because, though the spirit is willing, the shoe is weak.
Apparently, the philosophy behind poor people buying over-sized fashion items for their kids lies on the sole fact that "the kids can wear them for as many years till they become adults and marry", thereby saving cost... . Isn't that genius?

5.. WHEN WE PLAYED, WE "PLAYED" TO KILL!
When I was just seven years old, I had fully developed a set of skills and savagery that qualified me for the position of Leuitenant in the Nigerian army. We were so young, yet I & my gang of carefully selected comrades could effortlessly wipe out boko haram, so far the Government was ready to supply enough rubber bands and paper( which we used as bullet,i kid you not.
While our mates were busy playing with fancy toys and the likes, we were out in the dark,crawling in the shadows bare-bellied, stretching rubber bands and aiming with deadly precision that would no doubt leave even a seasoned sniper in envy. A touch from one bullet is all you need to realise that, it only takes the right amount of folding to metamophorize a harmless paper into a weapon of mass destruction.

There was also this football game we called "Opio"(the kpako name for "nut-meg" ) where, if the ball passes between your legs, you ll be spared from mass beating only, and only if, you touch a specific wall. Easy right? Well, what you fail to realise here,is that, touching this wall unscathed, is almost IMPOSSIBLE, as it is well guarded by people who will make sure you lose either a limb or tooth before you get within 2feet of the wall peremeter. Had one of the "wall security" guarded the cell Micheal Scofiled was dumped in, he would have still been there to this day. So you can understand why after I was "nut-megged", I ran for my dear life with just pant,no shirt and no slippers, while the people I called "friends" chased me bare-footed to the border between Ghana and Contonou.

Source:ksslib

joborskill:
Buhari must not negotiate with those rif rafs. Let them blow up their yeye oil. thank God we have oil in lagos now

Keneking:
See who is talking

Whose land

"....security operatives has crumbled economic activities in the area.", which economic activities? stealing and damaging of pipeline crude

habuchelsea:
Now i think its your time to turn your blog into something wonderful by exposing it in the world through the help of internet.org and facebook free basic program. Free Basic program is an Open source program by Facebook that will bring you free internet service in your locality without spending a dime.
As you all know that Airtel is presently partnering with facebook in providing free internet service to nigerians and other african countries and its really a nice innovation but somehow controversial, because many are critising that the act of bringing free internet service will destroy net neutrality, well lets allow this argument for those that are expert on the field.

My objective here is just to guide you on how to submit your site/blog to free facebook basic program so that users on the service can enjoy visiting your site/blog with there airtel line for free. yeah thats what i mean you can submit your website/blog to free-basics facebook programs like the wikipedia, naij.com and other sites that is already on the list and this will allow users to browse through your site for free but its really not a simple job.

Benefit As a Content Publisher

Content Publisher can really enjoy the benefit of that service because its like a source of open traffic to your blog, imagine getting an audience of 1,000 to 100,000 within a month, you can't really predict how much audience you will get from Africa, Asia and Latin America that uses the facebook service for free.

If you own a website or blog you can just join the free basic platform by adding your app, blog to free basic platform which in turns provide people free internet access to visit your site and other relevant online content beneficial to them.

Benefit of Adding your website to Facebook Free-Basics Program

There are many benefit attached to this particular program if you add your site to this particular platform, it can help grow or increase your audience by providing affordable access to your services and improve your ranking position on the global net service, there is also a scale of social impact to your social media, as we know you can't underestimate the power of social media and its a really a choice to improve your marketing activities in a shortwhile by providing affordable service to your online marketing tools.

Don't you think that the early the better for you to establish your brand mobile market and with over 100 million people visiting the internet daily with there mobile devices is a key opportunity for you to make your business visible to the world so that you can have a fastest-growing business environment.

What You need to Have Before Submitting your Site to facebook Free-Basic Program

Compatibility Issue


The goal of the Free Basics Platform is to provide people with a set of free basic services that will serve as an onramp to bringing them online. More people will want to connect to the internet and ultimately become paying users if they first experience the benefits of being online. To do this effectively for people who are new to the internet, it’s important to have content and services available that are useful and easy to use, to enable as many developers and entrepreneurs as possible to participate in Free Basics, and to offer services that encourage the exploration of the broader internet. you can check more on the compatibility issue here: Compatibility check guideline

This is some of the services not supported on Free Basics video files, VoIP, file transfers, and high-resolution photos (which will be truncated if larger than 1 MB). You can help your service pass this stage of review by limiting your service’s bandwidth usage.

One thing you have to put in mind is that make sure your site is not relyinh on javascript and if so you can be able to secure a working CSS script to make your site navigation simple, Build your service to be mobile compatible and Optimize for feature phones.

How to Submit your Website or Blog to Facebook Free-Basics

To Start just follow the Guidelines step to prepare and submit your service at Free-Basic Submission here https://developers.facebook.com/docs/internet-org/gettingstarted

After Submitting, Facebook will review your entry, and if approved, your content will be live on Free Basics for millions of people to access the world over.

Source: http://www.wikiban.com/2016/05/how-to-submit-your-siteblog-to-facebook.html

siraj1402:
Ode ni e

Fatherherokay:
There is a place in your heart telling you to always do what is good, even when you have the option of doing the otherwise.
Even when you are hoarding, there is always a place in your heart telling you to give out. But the question is what is stopping you?

There is a saying, “It is better to give than to receive.” This might be more self-evident if it were not so very good to receive. Think of a few things we receive: life, family, children, work, food, friendship and talents, to name only a few of the best. Each of
these is given to us. If we earn anything, it’s because we were first given opportunities, abilities, understanding, and health.

Remember "not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much". It is not a function of how much you give, neither is it measured on how big it looks. It's not how much we give but how much love we put into giving. Even a smile, a hug and a shake, with a deep and genuine sense of it, can go a long way putting smile on another person’s face. It means more than you may think.

As you and I know, to whom much is given, much is expected..." Although you might not have much in terms of finances, know that you've been blessed beyond measures through the gift of life.
You are too engrossed in your comfort zone but you forget that many people are out there suffering and dying due to abject poverty. Many are out there that are unable to foot hospital bills, yet they are stranded and dying.. Siting Nigeria as an example, 70-80% of Nigerians are living under 1.5 dollars a day. Many innocent, but unfortunate children are out there willing to go to school, but they have no parents or relatives to support them. Are we going to say it is the READ MORE ON http://ishopealive..com.ng/2016/05/topic-68-there-is-place-in-your-heart.html