₦airaland Forum

engineerboat:
Breaking News: Buhari entry certificate into Nigeria Army eventually found.

Isn't this wonderful and marvellous.

sha na waec we need from bababubu.
wos d point of callup leta, if na fake bsc u take get am?

sarrki:
You are a wadata paid agent

A die hard Pdp to the core

Collect and make as much as you can

Coz all the money will seize by February

When your party will be buried for life

hang on a minute.
u min, if dem ax u 4 ur waec, na all diz tins u go dey yan?

pipu dey use fake waec and jamb result take enta uni, beht na buhari mata u dey kworel ontop?
sheybi na una dey always yab pipu say dem dey shop panadol ontop anoda pesin hedake!

y migraine com dey do u 4 bubu mata?!

Omeokachie:
Just say you certificate is with the army, and one principle in Katsina will issue you a NEPA one as replacement.

beht…
if dem ax army nko?

blocking roads is now punishable by death?
noted. gej, u hear? u failed to carry out this duty in 2012.

Ritzy10:
“Shi’ites are citizens of Nigeria and they are entitled to practice their religion, there is no problem with that. Those protesting for the release of El-Zakzaky are not necessarily Shias, they are members of El-Zakzaky’s movement. “In Kaduna, there are two other Shi’ite organizations that don’t protest, they don’t block highways, they recognize the President of Nigeria and me as the governor of the state and we don’t have a problem with them.

unbeknownst to most of us, every citizen has a right to refuse recognition of office holders; the office is completely separate from it's occupant.

“The one that we have problems with is the Islamic Movement of Nigeria, IMN, headed by El-Zakzaky, they don’t recognize the President of Nigeria as sovereign, they don’t recognize me as governor. Their allegiance is to another country and their objective is to turn Nigeria into an Islamic republic.

prove it in court so they are properly proscribed.
and when will zakzaky's trial start?

“They are against the state, never recognized the Nigerian constitution. “I know El-Zakzaky personally, we were both students at the Amadu Bello University in Zaria, we were both active in the Muslim Students Society so I know the animal I’m dealing with. Many of those making comments on this issue don’t know the history, I was in ABU when El-Zakzaky was dismissed, I know him.”

South Africa, Ireland, India- those who fought for their rights in these nations were once tagged as terrorists. each govt ended up at the negotiation table.

On outlawing the group, El-Rufai said; “Outlawing them is the only solution we see and anybody with a different view should tell us.” Shiites were recently in the news after they reportedly lost 50 members during a clash with soldiers in Abuja Sunday.

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CilicMarin:
You were busted by the Premium Times, so quit hiding under Budget IT to hide your false propaganda mission for an ethnic party called PDP..

u min, na onli dis won u c ontop all d tins wey dem yan?!
brain dey pain u

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must u b told?

if the man refuses to respect himself and step down from that post, it's time we clamour for the nass to do their jobs:

nonfunctional refineries, despite 'body language' claims in 2015

non remittance of proceeds from nnpc of billions of dollars under his watch

increased fuel subsidy payments, deceptively called 'under recovery' by adeosun

increased pollution (soot) in oil producing states from bombed/destroyed sites

persistent multiple exchange rates in the nnpc's dealings

refusal to pass the pig bill- despite executive presence at all deliberations.

if you #lazynigerianyouths refuse to query and lobby your nass representatives, who will do it for you?

jimwest:
Call me....08075349630

plis, I am fearing 419 o!

wos ur CV in d wok?

Ndonu101:
call Tinubu
he did it once for Buhari
he will do it again

rili?!
abeg hu get jagaban adres?

charlatans

kcmichael:
Skrewed brain

why d insult?

dats exactly what happened.

y is it hard to bliv buhari's a double?

I want to use it to get a job.

I know to get fake bsc certificate is more costing.

anden I wi stil need to go an get fake nysc too.

dat wahala too much.

my plan is to use d waec to get even a small job. cos I know dat wons I stat d wok, I can move up fastly!

God willing, I can bcom md in 3 yrs tym sef.

bet if my plan is slow, las las I wi join army. d wons dat wer wyt o!

who wan go die for zambiza

so pls if u know anibodi dat can hep leme hav dia phone, tans.

God wi bles u

u can do beta Dan dis

stat d gist joor

mechango:
You are cordially invited to the roundtable discussion on Nigeria Debt sustainability.

let's use Lagos, being Nigeria's economic capital:
how many of you in Lagos still want to move to Lekki phase 1?
last I heard, even Sunday nights have 'go slow'.
and then there's the increase in flooding:
how does this affect the longevity of buildings?

The topic of today on all media outlets is RECESSION-
and how to avoid it.
Have you made yourself recession-proof today?

Owning property is a dream everyone has.

But there are many external factors that affect your property/land which most of us fail to take into consideration.

We'll start with a simple question:

Of the richest people in the world, how many make their money from property?

oya, make una go Forbes, go guiness book, go Google.

I dey come fes.

NSE has lost N1.8 trillion this year.
this means it is down by 15.32%, year to date.
do you recall the moronic ecstacy in January?
reality check.

IBE kachiku-
liar liar, pants on fire.

beht…

I tot only gej lost territory?

so afta tiri yers plus of d old solja-

wot egzatli r dey reclaiming?

oh, oh! sorry!

una bin chop lai lie ba?

onli 4 una to rish sambisa, kon chi chun chin!

anden…

liva fail una to tok Tru, abi?



wehdon for ur soonest recofa, eh?

n'do.

mcheeeww

the FG promo is from Oct 1 to DEC 31.
Google for details abeg.
or go ax CAC.

blackpanda:
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Op go sleep

Nigerians are just hypocrites. U didnt type this long epistle of trash wen ambode was in d middle of the storm. But now that he has fallen u want to pretend to be a sympathizer. Abeg save it for the trash bin!

what part of my write up looks like sympathy to your small mind?
I usually ignore dolts, but let me humor you with an analogy:
when a criminal is caught or betrayed by his gang, you use him to catch the rest.
does that help?
if that thinking too much for you, I pity you.
pls, when next you choose to engage anyone, dey 'look face' fes.

this is your only warning.
kindly go drag inanities with your ilk.

bantudra:
am talkin about the index....i dont know what you are talkin about....

wish kyn tin b dis na...
ok, lemme esplain 4 u.

ur whole index is worth 11.9t, is dat clear?

It's been a while since I did this.
Get ready; it promises to get ugly.
Stay tuned.

…
Modified:
The future looks bleak.
But looks can be deceiving...

bantudra:
but its hugh...not many nations in the world has such a hugh index....

ol boy, if u tok dis tin outside, dem go laf u o!
huge bawo?
ordnari mtn dey over quarter d value of d whole NSE, u dey hia dey call huge?!
fish wey dey do oga for pond, e go fear wen e enta river na.
ignorance is dangerous.
as at yesterday, NSE market cap was N11.9 trillion.
and as at sept 4, mtn market valuation was r135 billion; which is N3.343 trillion.
I think it's gone up sef.
Mr man, warn ursef.

KanwuliaExtra:
After Satan has used and dumped him?

bros, anybody wey devil use fit repent na.

Buhari's 2015 win was self-evident.
All his antecedents were easily predicted.
Yet, the so-called elders could only wring their hands as the nation was handed over to a despotic zealot.
Sodiafor-
Here's the future of Nigeria:
The only way Buhari loses in 2019 is if he's impeached.
The opposition has only one chance to do so, but being all megalomaniacs- and dense to boot- this will fail. Despite the overwhelming evidence of criminal negligence and deliberate maladministration.
………
A man of adamantine will, in possession of all the machinery of state, he will have his way, come what may.
And he IS a man of integrity. After all, he's sworn to pursue Shari'a right to the Atlantic Ocean.
As el rufai has warned us, the Hausa Fulani have a very long memory- unlike the rest of us.
………
How many of us know that Hitler started his campaign of death with experiments on German citizens?
So Dasuki and Zakzaki are mere case studies.
Ekiti, Edo, Osun- all dress rehearsals for the rout to come in 2019.
Primaries, 'modulated' to ensure the placement of all acolytes.
Herdsmen have gone unchallenged; everyone has only ranted and demonstrated-
or destroyed their own people's property.
Talk about stupidity.
In summary, Nigerians have proven to be truly sheep- cowardly, timid and dull of mind.
………
While foolish Christians pray without working for a better nation (ordinary PVC, dem refuse to collect);
While corrupt Christian govt workers, businessmen/women and politicians sell their birthright, future and souls to the highest bidder;
While pastors turned prophets give betting predictions-
Buhari will win in 2019.
And then the reckoning will begin...
How many of us know that Turkey was once an entirely Christian nation?
The plan's afoot; it'll come to pass.
………
Now that he's found a way to do so, plans for FG-funded ranching are revving up and the physical occupation of states will begin.
After winning the elections, the bill to transfer all water rights to the FG will pass with landslide support.
By this time next year, he'll be finished with most of the opposition; several of his current 'supporters' will have begun to feel the effects of his true nature.
By May 29 2020, Nigerians will be caterwhauling (wailing will by then be grossly inadequate; a wistful memory of what we all thought were bad times) as they flee this country to any nation that'll take them in as refugees.
By October 1 2021, independence day will have a new meaning-
How to free the sheep from the clutches- the deathgrip- of the wolf.
On that day, the breakup of Nigeria will begin.
With an inevitable outcome:
War...
………
By the end of his 'tenure', the war of secession will be over. (I pray)
May 29 2023 will be a new dawn of sorts for the remaining, much smaller pieces of this nation, ruled by overlord, 'gangland style' bosses.
Much smaller because the surrounding nations will have grabbed as much land as possible.
Our offspring will curse the day we were born, we men and women who traded our birthright for favours- or cowardice.
………
Meanwhile, a bit of irony (I say a bit, but it's a hilariously large one):
IPOB will get their wish-
the breakup of the nation and their chance at self-determination.
But the Biafra of their dreams will be but a mirage.
Strangers and Mercenaries will rule their land and people.
………
And you are to blame for this.
You and everyone over 21 years of age.
Your indolence, your apathy, your cynicism and narcisissm.
Your mental laziness, your foolish myopia.
Your ignorance and bombast.
You.

luvmijeje:
Dem no born am. Immediately he will be impeach and he will be reminded of the non-disclosure agreement forms he signed.

Tinubu tried this with Fashola and the whole people drown him out him with their outcry but Ambode the fool have always be licking the butt of Tinubu rather than create an independent image. Ode oshi. I don't even pity him. No party should present him as their candidate o.

any impeachment proceedings will fail within the election cycle.
at best, it'll be drawn out.
and it'll be counterproductive to the APC.
I'm only after the people's interest.

and there's something to be said about a kamikaze approach.
if he's going, he might as well go with a bang.

Ganzagangan:
Old washed out! After you. Yannnmiri.

sigh...
abeg, who get feeding bottle for dis #lazynigerianyouth?

Ganzagangan:
yannnmiri yarns!

If it ain't broken don't fix it.

Get it?

with one post, you displayed several levels of astounding mental deficiencies.
only God can help you.

Ambode,

It's clear that you will lose the primaries.
But then, if you win nko?
You now kno what 'your pipu' think or you.

In the grand scheme of things, that's of little consequence; apart from your ego, what else is there to hurt you?

But in a nation of educated illiterates (yes everyone, feel free to take umbrage), someone has to 'free the sheeple'.

The people of lagos have been under the bondage of a vicious, cunning tyrant and his footmen for almost 20 years (it's something truly terrifying to contemplate).

Worse than the people of Israel under Pharaoh's thumb- nay, jackboot- we have a citizenry of highly educated personages, who somehow seem to prefer the persistent drain of their resources and the perpetual subjugation of their free will- to fighting for their rights.

The reasons are a story for another day.
Of utmost importance today is that you have the singular, unique, once in a lifetime opportunity to set the people of Lagos free.

Never has such a need had the potential for such widespread effects, like a small pebble that causes a ripple to the shores of a lake:

The man holding an entire state under his thumb is the very same architect of Nigeria's current quagmire-
a jackbooted general, wearing an agbada.
a man who's made his hard hard headed, hard heartrd mindset succinctly clear.
a reformed, newly democratic tyrant, full of corrupt integrity. oh my. what an oxymoronic figure...
and which of us can say we were ignorant of his evil pedigree?

But to the point:
Pull at just one string and the entire ragdoll unravels.
And so I urge you. I challenge you.
Expose the true enemies of the people.
Show their hand.
Shine an incandescent light on their hidden, shadowy influence.
Be a true son of God and friend of the suffering masses.

How?
Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
Just do any one of the following:
1. Sign the freedom of information bill into law.
2. ‎Audit all state finances from 1999.
3. ‎Separate local government finances from the state's.
4. ‎Dissolve the lcdas.
5. ‎Institute transparency in all government contracts.
6. ‎Expose corrupt practices- from government house to the house of assembly.

So very many examples and ideas.
Ambode, #letGod

a word is enough for the wise.