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PortHardcore:
Or ask them where there kids go to school.

bros, all join o.
cos na d pocket wey d moni dey folo mata

Aquablue:
Looking for something suitable for creche/preschool

have u created a thread?

usually, parents will only patronise such facilities if it's a standalone, preferably fenced compound-
unless it's part of a school.
but a flat would likely fail.

post the following info, let's see what is available.

ur budget.
locations u prefer.
size of the property.
number of rooms.
purpose of each room.

#showurccbform.

whenever a politician comes your way, ask only one question:

"oga, madam, wia ur asset declaration (CCB) form?"

weda PDP, APC, APGA, SDP-

it's the only way to checkmate those who plan to go and steal.

and to get ur vote, dem musto sign agreement to complete and show new form every year.

a word is enough for the wise.

Greatzeus:
To my own understanding,this is a bull crap and big lie. PC manufacturers have dished out many laptops and desktop computers with sata HDD pre installed with Windows 10. If it's true,why will they keep doing that.
Besides windows 10 is an O.S,bunch of codes,it can't destroy HDD,HDD deteriorate with usage and time,how fast it does now depends on quality of the drive.

are these true?

See You in Court! Lawsuit Says Microsoft Knew Windows 10 'Potentially Harmful' - Sputnik

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://sputniknews.com/science/201703281052039454-microsoft-windows-10-lawsuit/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiM38zwvILfAhVBhqQKHehODoEQFjAOegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw3mpHuttyMAGxTo83RYFSXA.

Microsoft says it fixed a Windows 10 update bug that deleted folders - Engadget.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.engadget.com/2018/10/09/windows-10-october-update-missing-folders/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiM38zwvILfAhVBhqQKHehODoEQFjANegQIBBAB&usg=AOvVaw2DS4qC5jOjgP8Eik7sGOYP

cool.
ur free to.
2% commission.

DZTech:
Cool day sir.
Pls Call me let's discuss terms.
Hola!

still available.
hola!

hola! hola!

Aquablue:
Is it purely for residential rental

yes.

What are you looking for?

Maybe I can help.

hola! hola!

Igbokid:
This is osu ipob beer parlour thread..
In other news, your governors village heads and the DSP met Jibrin today... useless louts !

lol

beht u fit ansa d kweshun?

trolling child.

buhariguy:
Pdp are the boko haram that Doctored the video

an insult will be wasted on u because I doubt if ur brain can grab anything unless PDP is there.
but since karma loves a good payback, accept my condolences in advance.
cos that biatch will visit u soon.
believe that!

110 views?
Haba.
help d sista na, shu!
dis nairaland sef…

saaron:
What will she do with the imposter in Aso Rock? It's very obvious she's getting really tired of the cabal's sick game. What a pity for a widow to see her late husband's face everyday in the Villa in another man's body.

omo…

I 4got about that sef!

chai! dat family must b in some serious torment!

but how can anyone rubbish their dad's name like this?

TrippieRed:
Okay

bros, I don recofa o!
but seems I can only post 1 pix per at a time...
why na?

added pix

again, pardon the delay.

Tnx!

XaintJoel20:
If Nigeria was a sane country, We would have reduced the traffic on our roads by using the waterways as alternatives.

Nigerian leaders are bereft of ideal in how best to move the nation forward...

they have ideas.
but…
u wan make dem leave free moni, go dey porshu work?
u pipu sef…
smh

Stalwert:
Peter Obi is that dirty shit that refuses to flush despite pouring buckets of water. He is shit, live like shit and will die like one, imagine such a dirty bigot running his shitty mouth about other people. Only him combine hatred of Yoruba and Hausa/northerners in one wicked heart.what a dirty moronn

how?

what sort of idiotic article is this?

infantlion:
Hello fams,

I started dating this sweet damsel a couple of months ago and I noticed that whenever we have s*x,she keeps thanking me for the good s*x.

Is her behaviour normal?
Please I need advice ASAP because she will knock at my door pretty soon.I'm frightened!!!

Help!!!

smh
have u asked her why?

this is funny.

the op raised an issue that every citizen of the state should be up in arms about.

but instead of demanding accountability of those who've been in power for 2 decades, these silly, small-minded people are actually defending the state of things!
(pun intended)

as if it was foreigners who keep sharing ur children's futures amongst themselves.

does that mean you're happy with the way things are?

what were the reasons for refusing to give ambode a second term?

why go through the trouble of choosing a different candidate to contest as gov if ur state is doing fine?

armed robbery, gigantic potholes, garbage at every nook and cranny, rickety cars, condemned lorries/trucks/trailers- deathtraps looking for the next victim, fake products in every store- even the upscale ones, fraudsters on every street, traders/hawkers/buses/trailers all blocking roads and causing endless holdups.

I mean, in how many states do vehicles move against traffic?!

y'all defending Lagos, better rethink ur strategy.
the people u should be arguing with are in the Lagos state govt.
the argument should be on why the resources have failed to yield development of basic amenities.

like sey una fit near all d buildings wey una dey show for picture.

kYjelly2:
APC for 24 years and you can't even get water from the state


People will come here now and insult me, but let me open a thread and offer 5k now to people, you will see all of them open new accounts and start begging for the 5k for "school fees", "project", "food", "transport", bla, bla, bla....

Suffering and smiling

Haaa!!

u wanto fyn trobu?!

shuuuu!

u don't lyk ursef o, dis guy...

sehin79:
this kanu is the biggest scammer in the history of the world,i wonder how some people would follow this man... a coward,that ran away...
now cooking story that is not possible in this time and age...especially.this internet age...

leave kanu alone for one moment.

let me ask u, Mr internet age:

what illness was ur head of state treating for over 100 days?

how much of ur nation's wealth was used in treating him?

if dat 1 too hard, what of Yusuf buhari- how much was spent in treating his injuries?

at least u should be able to call ur HOR member and get the figures from him.

abi?

or does Google have an answer for u?

so when u say "especially this internet age", u c how wrong u r?

shukuokukobambi:
All govts including that of GEJ abused power or you want me to remind you of the tear gassing of the NASS? or the massive hounding of journalists and seizing of papers?




And what are you doing here? have you not been making a case for GEJ while his govt sat on the highest regime of oil revenues that any govt had in the history of the country? Yet still left debts, moribund states, depleted FX reserves? Are you not making a case for Atiku while he sat on the evil sale of all Govt businesses, as chairman of privatization council, to himself and cronies at ridiculous amounts, throwing thousands of workers into redundancy and joblessness whose pensions Buhari is now clearing?

Is he not dancing azonto and still devouring your future even as you are here fighting for him like he's promised you eternal salvation?

my baseline position:
all public office holders are criminals until proven otherwise.
proof starts with publishing their assets declaration form.

so what little good they do is fine. but adding to their criminal ways is what irks me.

meanwhile, u want to compare a govt where the president turned back from a protest; with one where the army gunned down citizens because of an officer?

really?

drey22:
Why you no dey pick calls

pardon me jare.
phone mic is bad.
need t fix it next week.

SultanYoung:
you want views right? Get ready to have iiit in our custody we will use your log to track you arrest you then procecute you,and publish it here on nairaland for all to see to serve as detterent to others, keep it up see you in no time

as in eh?
only u, Rambo, terminator, superman and Thor combine.
let me ask a relevant question:
is the crime committed by who posted a YouTube link, or by YouTube for hosting the content?
maybe u should redirect ur threats to YouTube.
I sure sey fear go cash dem wela, den dem go remove am qik qik.
smh

efighter:
Plz do same for Sambo Dasuki, Joshua Dariye and Jolly Nyame. Useless terrorists. If you troop into the streets again, the Nigerian Security Agents will use you for shooting practice.

there is always hope for the foolish.
and ur far from the most foolish person.
so there's hope for u.

if ur school was too poor to teach u about 'rule of law', Google is ur friend.
stop displaying foolishness.
gain some wisdom.

God bless all mothers.

it was my mum who asked this question, just this morning.

how can the wife of the head of state be absent when he's receiving dignitaries?

that's just rude and uncouth!

since she chose to be in the public eye, we must be told what's going on.

in fact, where are the other members of the buhari household? it seems they just vanished into silence!

Abuja people, any ideas?
maybe una don see Yusuf dey pass for powerbike convoy…

#weyaisha

shukuokukobambi:
You can see I didn't insult your dad. Apologies to you if you see it that way.

As for what caused the reduction in income, do you still need me to remind you about the crash in oil prices? I know you don't like Buhari or feel he has failed but a little honesty about this particular issue won't hurt. Why do you think GEJ devalued the naira from 165 to 199 when oil was still $78? What did you expect Buhari to do when the same oil fell to $28? Haba!!

oh goody!
have u praised gej for increasing minimum wage?
for starting a tam schedule for all refineries- which buhari's body language fixed?
for providing equal Tertiary opportunities in all states?
for providing schools for poor northern kids- which their govs abandoned?

gej did a lot of good.
buhari has done a lot of good.
but when abuse of power becomes a norm in a govt, any 'good' it does becomes suspect; and you have a duty to destroy it asap.

everyone keeps displaying their biases, as if those in power are little children who're unable to defend themselves.
and all the while, they laugh at u as they devour ur future.

hang on.
FG transferred custody to Kaduna state?!

buhari is working.
this is corruption fighting back.
simpul

lol
this man is funny.

lol

shukuokukobambi:
You're so obtuse. So if your father has his salary reduced to 30% of it's value or even nothing, he should watch you his kids die of hunger instead of applying for credit?

Infact, since you guys claim GEJ had such a wonderful economy, why did he need to borrow at all?

He will pay the same way GEJ was hoping to pay his.

sigh…

we don enta my papa mata?

ok, why did his salary reduce, what caused it?

if we take this discourse any further, u will be left with only insults at ur disposal.

since u know, is there any need to educate u?

and how many times have buharists used big economies like d US as examples of borrowing with a deficit only to do an about-face when gej is mentioned?

I mean, actually saying buhari would have done what gej did?!

lol