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helpsomeone:
I posted my pix here and they removed it.

that's fine.
follow the instructions I posted 2 weeks ago.
I hope you understand the difference between a picture and your ID?

helpsomeone:
what do you mean?

q. confirm from her that she's willing to help you.
2. post the required info here/send to us by email.
3. on confirmation of ur credentials, we'll discuss with u on whatsapp.

Metuh:
Beating about the bush as usual. SMH

guy, u b lena?
engaging BMC is like trying to reason with a door knob-
a waste of precious time and energy.
so save ur breath.

bantudra:
who told you boko haram is common....??

nigeria is fighting against practicaly all unhappy and poor people all over west africa even till north africa....we dont even know whats going on in central africa.........

nigeria is not that weak as you think....

I wonder how many people you told this nonsense during gej's regime.

isok jare.
dey wanto feer d ooligan dem wey wan cos trobu tomoro.
police hav landed.
no need for contro
evritin is unda alam.

sai baba tii foreva

right.
the history that's seen us running backwards at full speed.

mpc is warning about another impending recession, you're giving oration.

wehdon.

it's pointless for ffk to point fingers.
pun intended.
omisore has sorted himself out.
just like many others before him.

just like the npdp in 2014.
just like the many decampers like dogara.

and I heard his party is a member of cupp!
lol
political prostitution is real.
this is Nigeria.

iammo:
the twitter user is very right only that he phrased it wrongly. fela criticized the powerful people and they killed his mother in the most gruesome way(the killers are still alive), MKO tried using money to fight power, he lost all, his first wife killed, he died and all asset / bussines destroyed(people who worked high positions with the killer are still alive). The adeleke's claim Isiaka their senator brother was poisoned at an event, OYO/ OSUN government teaching hospital lautech claimed otherwise

ur summation is right.
but wetin we go do now?
na siddon look, na him cari us put for dis gbese.

if we rally round those who speak up for good (unlike our parents and grandparents who ruined this country) we'll all be better and stronger for it.

seunmsg:
Some of these wailers are really stupid. Why are they attacking Omisore so shamelessly?

They all hailed him when it initially looked like he's going with PDP. Now that he has chosen APC, they can't stop wailing. Politics is all about interest and nothing else. Omisore chose the side that will best protect his interest and his decision should be respected. Wailers like Deji who know nothing about the deal between Omisore and APC should stop polluting the cyber space with lies.

as u take call pipu stupid, na so ur yans sef stewpid, die.
so na ur own gist con coret abi?
if na only insult u sabi, beta go fyn sit somwia.
bunkum

APC all d way jare!
from fela to lagbaja.
na we do awasef.

9ja pipu deserve d pepe.

dis man funny, die.
him don give conditioner to APC?
izit d hair type, abi d won wey dey blo briz?
coman c sontin.

pipu nor pay salary finish, beht deh don promise u say deh musto begin pay all d moni complete-
from na na na.
and him beleaf.
imajin.

lyk babe wey konji don hold, wela. beht jus to form good geh, e go say,
"pls dont put it inside o…"
roflmao!
ah kon tayaaaaaa!!!

osun pipu, una beta vote APC o!
we all need to shop dis pepe 2geda.
una musto do NYSC, propa won!
dem dey play wit una sins.
jus wait til bubu win fes.

mcheeeww.
biutifu bryd kor,
ugli olosho nii.

abeg, sai baba dia, sombodi!
buhari winning, 2019.

change is comin.
red hot faya.

Immaculatesnow:
You guys make me laugh on this forum, so I should come to a public forum and layout all my plans and strategies Huh, dudes if you all cannot simply contact me and get those plans from me then it is obvious you all are not here to work with me but are only here criticize my proposal, if you have any USA podcast service then contact me and properly discuss with me on that service and understand my vision, not coming here to quote clowns who know nothing about my niche.

ha!
clowns keh!
e don bad rish lyk dat?!
see me see tondabolt evriwia!!
shu!

bros, Sori o!
is miskate I do o!
I wi nor do it again, nor vex!

helpsomeone:
For God sake! not what i want

I hope that @ajoyeleke helped you after dashing me some insults?
if @delishpot is willing to help, I'll partner with her-

as long as you provide the required information.
feel free to do so by email.
oya.
go an 'toast' aunty!
lol

FG recalls Benue Paris refund-
https://punchng.com/anger-as-fg-recalls-n14-9bn-paris-club-refund-from-benue/

Abeg, just how wicked is this Osinbajo sef?
I mean, as a SAN, Senior Pastor and VP, you'd think he'd insist on fair, equal and just treatment of all states, rather than suffer the poor, underpaid STATE GOVT WORKERS- to what, punish Ortom?

Or, if his oga refuses, to declare his position publicly- or resign with his honor intact...
Well, he's obviously as vindictive as buhari.

Anyhow.
Topic of the day:

………

Alternative Solutions To Minimum Wage

@ N18,000/month = N600/day
extreme poverty index is N720/day o!

Many state govts fail to pay this.
(Osun is modulated, Imo is half week)
Some Fed govt pensioners being owed up to 15 years?!?

Where will you get money to pay N65,000 minimum wage?
- Are the unions willing to live with full petrol deregulation?
- ‎Are they willing to pay more VAT?
- ‎Are they ready to buckle up and actually work?
- ‎How many hours do civil servants in the North work on Fridays?

Meanwhile:
- ‎What has labour done to ensure public services PERFORM better, over the years?
- ‎What have the unions done about CORRUPTION in the public sector?
- ‎Of all institutions in Nigeria, which one- compared to NLC via govt workers- has a greater power, insight and opportunity to be WHISTLEBLOWERS?

LOL.
But seriously:
IT SHOULD BE CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT LABOUR UNIONS ARE THE GREATEST TRAITORS TO THE POOR IN NIGERIA.
.………

ALTERNATIVE SOLUTIONS TO MINIMUM WAGE
These are what labour should actually be fighting for-

1. Focus on better welfare for govt workers:
- Free healthcare and antenatal care.
- ‎Emergency care through private clinics/HMOs.
- ‎Free schooling through to uni graduation.
- ‎Free school meals for pri/sec/uni students.
- ‎Free transportation to and from school/work.
- Modernised teaching and exam standards for all levels of education. We must learn better to be better.
If any of the above facilities are below par, who do we blame, but the NLC and govt workers?

2. Force govt to focus all govt resources on multilayered, multilateral, DECENTRALIZED power generation.
Otherwise every other action will be useless.

3. ‎Demand the entrenchment of competence and merit.
Establish standardized tests for all civil servants due for promotion.

4. ‎Compel finance ministry to deputize all nonessential MDA staff in fg/SG/lg offices to the FIRS/SIRS:
To locate and collect taxes from non-paying firms.

5. ‎Demand downward review of all upper level govt staff wages.

6. ‎Complete scrapping of ALL public servant allowances.
- And constituency projects.
- And overlapping (special, ordinary, even supernatural) assistants, advisors, political jobbers, etc.
If between NASS, MDAs and their staff, you fail to meet up, STEP DOWN for more competent people.

7. Demand an end to security votes and force all govts to provide complete transparency in all govt finances.

8. ‎Promote the demystification of religious practices:
- National Broadcasts of religious practices in other nations.
- Open debates on religious superstition and false doctrine.

9. ‎Demand for lowcost housing:
- 10 storeys each, 40 flats per building, per local govt, per year.
- ‎All conduits and connections present- but without walls/demarcations.
- ‎Buy your 20ft container, meet standard design specs and move it in.
- ‎Strictly for lowest level govt workers.
- ‎Low impact, long term, monthly mortgage payments.

10. Demand the independence of the judiciary: - Armed with their own budget aimed at modernizing every court in 5-8 years;
- And the institution of juries, so the common man can have justice in any state/federal court.

Remember:
This is what ONLY THE NLC should have been doing.
Imagine when we involve all undergraduates; pensioners nko? wot of farmers, market women and domestic staff?

But will #lazynigerianyouths agree to promote these ideas?

Buterflyle0:
You say it was under Jonathan?

How ignorant you must be.

https://www.von.gov.ng/forbes-rates-nigeria-as-2018-best-economy-in-africa/

https://www.forbesafrica.com/economy/2018/04/09/making-nigeria/

As for the rest of your comment I only have two words for it. GULLIBLE IGNORANCE!!

oga, how is von Forbes? why is their article without any link to the original?

and best is entirely removed from biggest, k?

lastly, forbesafrica calling you resilient when you're on a sick bed means you'll recover- IN SPITE OF- the odds you face: like a deluded, paranoid and diabolical govt.

ajoyeleke:
oga shut up
he said nothing wrong, d fact dat he needed ur help doesnt mean he should lick ur ass

if u cnt help him shutup and pass

insults? lol
clearly, ur reasoning is that of a child.
maybe u will mature someday, and regret such loutish behaviour.
I doubt that.
more's the pity.

helpsomeone:
. What is all these? You don't know me. Wait for people to ask for it. I believe you can read clearly in the post that am ready to present myself. You are not God please!

@ delishpot:
shey u c?

pyruvateluv:
Job still available

1. move to job/vacancy section.
2. provide details: location, experience, gender, pay.
3. size of ur operation.

Immaculatesnow:
I get your point sir, but for a start I'm going to work with building my own streaming site linked to YouTube as host, and I will use platforms like IGTV, Facebook watch, and twitch to grow my brand and as I said before a proper online TV streaming service setup will cost over 500,000 dollars, so dude my 5million is the smallest startup capital for a proper studio and equipment setup and marketing of the brand for the first year. The reason most of you guys that go into these businesses fail online is because you want quick money without labouring for the money, most successful online platform stayed a minimum of 10years to become very big, so thanks for the advice but I have a proper plan for this project that I did not list here for security reasons.

hi.
1. stop calling people 'dude'. potential investors might be reading.

2. share links to your previous/current channels.

3. as several have said, start small, like Emmanuella and Mark Henry: eg-
- visit locations/events, conduct interviews/reviews and post.
- will ur reviews of games, movies, etc compete with those of established market leaders?
- in other words, what are you offering that's missing from current offers online?

4. the share you get from ads on ur site is cents to the dollar; u need millions of views per video to command real money. this is why most online successes do it themselves.
- so what terms can you give for a return on investment?

5. YouTube is 24/7 already. do u plan to produce for live TV all day, everyday?

6. if you're going to be based in Nigeria and offer 24/7 content, you have an uphill task, due to our poor infrastructure (ask big brother). do u know the challenges and how to tackle them?

bixton:
If we're to base our intelligence on sentiments then I'll go your way.
There's no place in the originating post that shows the company is an accomplice to the one found guilty of corruption charges. Those who are objecting to it will have to find something suitable to implicate the company.
The involvement of certain personalities or government agencies is a known norm and can be regarded as mere hearsay if there are no reasonable proofs.

'sentiments' keh?
but u highlighted 'sister company'.
did u misread, or fail to read everything?
and how is the "involvement of certain personalities or government agencies" hearsay?
look, you better get the proper context before all this nonsense ur writing.
if u doubt the claims, visit the many quoted sites and agencies;
then do ur research and show ur counter claims.
after all, all ur talking about is ur personal opinion, right?
who should then pay u any mind?

chai! me wey don tok say I go stop to dey comment for post...
infact, bros-
u don win me o!

delishpot:
Howmuch are you asking for?

ehn en, stop dat nonsense!
u again?!
abi do u take joy in being defrauded?
shu!

at op,
beta tenda all ur ID hia, one time-
national/PVC/driver's license/passport. anyone wey u get.
plus scan of ur CV.
plus ur social media handles.

once we verify, one of us can volunteer to do a biz plan review with you, within this thread.
before we even talk of a formal interview.

these are the conditions for continuing this conversation.
deal?

bixton:
What is the essence of this entire misleading narrative all in the name of wanting to deny a company a contract job.
The bolded does not tally.
You stylishly interwove words and you did not do it well.
The only case here is that there was no open bidding involving other companies alike and that may likely not be an issue if a couple of documents from the company are perfect with respect to the contract job.

let's assume you're right.
will you give a contract to a firm whose sister firm was convicted of corruption?
it should occur to you that the difference in name is to distance themselves from the sister company.
it should occur to you that both the house of reps and efcc have been involved, so it's easy to verify the numerous media outlets that ere quoted.
if you objections are based on the mindset of 'e no supoz be lyk dat' rather than your own investigations, then I'm wasting my precious time.
use your intelligence.

the idea of a free MBA is fantastic.
but with this online school, it's a mirage:

application fee: $60

exam fees: $200/course => $2400 for 12 courses.

total- $2460.

this information is only possible to see when you download their enrollment agreement-

http://www.uopeople.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Enrollment-Agreement-May-2017-.pdf

be guided.

chiommy123:
true but what about the risk? He's unknown

there are strangers in your office.
there are strangers on your street.
there are strangers in the market, bus, mall, gym, club, etc.
and these are where you meet guys who ask you out!

point is, between your prayers, good sense and the relative safety of your place of worship-
the risks are low!

and as added security:
cari d guy go meet ur pastor before una comot for shursh!
Haba!!

Printerscanner:

Al Qaeda was technically defeated by combined forces of the Allied Force, USA, Arab League and Russia several years ago, even its devilish spiritual leader has been killed over a decade ago, yet Al Qaeda is still causing havoc all over the world. Terrorists have 9 lives, they don't die once, but with God on our side, we shall conquer the evil group that was born and nurtured by PDP.

ur gist make sense die!

beht err…

fes, abeg teh lying momo to gree say him tok lai abat boko boiz.

simpu.

izit ignorance dat is doin u, or stupidity?
shooz won.
if u just got access to internet for the first time, I strongly suggest that you spend your virgin data educating urself, instead of disgracing ur family name with this impossibly idiotic statement.
…
u c how I take yab u witout singul insolt?!

Proffdada:
jona.daft starved the Nigerian army of food and weapons and you are here making noise. If he had nipped the bus in the 1st place ,we won't be having this discussion

http://thenationonlineng.net/jonathan-offers-amnesty-to-boko-haram-members-2/

bigpicture001:
a very bad move by d govt. the entire Europe refused to key into the bio fuel idea promoted by the US,brazil and Canada besos dey fear farmers would be tempted to sell maize and other food crops enabling engine fuel to manufacturers rather than to households for consumption nd hence enhance hunger... now our stupid leaders who are so blinded by the live for China has keyed into that.. national hunger mode activated!

I just taya for my pipu o… well, most are ignorant, some are sycophants, others just wanna get paid.

Chrisbeks:
Good news but I hope these Chinese will not live up to their reputation for substandard things

how will you use biofuels? will you convert your factories, power plants and vehicles? y we go leave basic tins, com dey porshu meteorite? smh

HotMata:
One right person in the right position is all it takes, nothing more and nothing less. President Buhari has proven this true for Nigerians and the world at large. Now we are much better than we were before. God Bless Nigeria.

you could've asked buhari why- after almost 4 yrs- he's yet to sign an mou to fix our refineries. and after all the atrocities committed by his govt, you can still type this nonsense?

Toosure70:
the price of raw materials determine the price of the finishing goods, since Nigeria not producing petrol, expect to pay more for subsidies.

this is crass ignorance.

if you say this in public, people will just laugh at you.

educate yourself.

knowledge gives power.

Toosure70:
Truly PDP followers are sick. The price of the product determine by the price of crude oil in world market. Don't be silly remo.

v

chiommy123:
Unknown brother?

yep.
it's a one-time-only sharing with a fellow believer.
you might get a real, lifelong friend...
or a better half, who knows!

Uglymugg:
Unfortunately, spontaneity isn't their forte.

that's why we need to ginger them up!

Uglymugg:
Are you an American or what? Don't you know where you are?

lol

this is a simple form of thinking outside the box.

you'll be shocked at how many ladies are looking for a little encouragement to do this.