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Ken4Christ:
It's a hard decision but there is a price to pay for every success story. It is a silent war against these murderers. What is your take?

hmm.
you want Christians who expect tomorrow's miracle yesterday, to sacrifice their comfort...
hmm.
well, good topic for sermon tomorrow na.
abi?

you're quite right.
on the other hand, this is yet another glaring evidence of the ineptitude that seems to be a way of life for the APC govt.
this motion was moved by a PDP HOR Member- which means he's more interested in serving his people than in hiding possible fraud within his party.
yet, in over a year the APC-controlled NASS has again failed to act in the public interest.
100 billion naira na plate of beans wey dem ignore am for a whole year?!

therefore, among the many possibilities is that members of the ruling party are among the looters and fraudsters.

by the way, can someone pls find out when the funds were actually released, by who and to whom?
BMC,
pls do some research for once, abeg eh?

LionDeLeo:
Another one.

All the money na either hundreds of millions of dollars or or several billions of naira, wetin na?

Yet, reprobates will tell you all the money the otueke drunk saved was looted by Buhari leading to unmitigated economic recession.

APC, EFCC, Presidency wetin dey happen o?!

abeg, who get dat compare and contrast meme?

@ op:
you're wrong sir.
what you call weakness is actually the result of being one-sided.
buhari told us he'll pursue sharia to the Atlantic.
its foolish to think he'll stop those doing so.
but then how do you stop ridicule by the opposition, to such plans?
well, most of us have chosen to 'siddon look'.

finally, whose picture is that?
abi e dey hard u to find buhari foto?

mysteriousman:
This government has become so weak everyone is taking it for a ride

you're wrong sir.
what you call weakness is actually the result of being one-sided.
buhari told us he'll pursue sharia to the Atlantic.
its foolish to think he'll stop those doing so.
but then how do you stop ridicule or opposition to your plans?
well, most of us dey 'siddon look'.

GMBuhari:
Those things are characteristics of your ancestors


Who in his right mind will go to war with army knowing he had no more than 2000 rifles

I noticed that you've been insulting ancestors.
did something happen to you or your family?
did a village elder swear for you?
pls let us know if you need prayers or deliverance k?

@ ur last post, kindly read the article again OK?
an intelligent essay on cattle will still net u f9 in a physics exam.

aloeman15:
sigh...
me sef, I taya.
and many of d posters go church today o.
well, e don tey wey lyf stop to get minin for dis coun3.

sir, ur life still has meaning to you.
so leave those who make light of the issue.
but wot will u do to hold buhari accountable?
wot will any of us do?

lionshare:
No one knows the actual daily crude oil output of this country...Not even the president.

yes.
that's true.
but y?
other nations monitor every single liter.
y our own different?

now, let me cause troubled.
but fes, maka go wia strong pant.
ah dey com…

deji17:
The news is for investors, showing them the potential for huge returns in the Nigerian stock market.

But why the thing dey pain you now? If its a negative news, you are sure to be rejoicing.

ur stocks jumped because of oil price and Christmas spending, but you're here dancing shoki.
you really think investors are fools?
ah, why bother. developed nations constantly complain about those who play the stock market without any economic benefits, but what do I know…

shey q1 report will come.
we will meet here again to discuss the results.
fair enough?

you're right in many of the issues u raised.
but people may yet surprise u.
there's still hope, however small it may be.

Alejoa:
A boycott of cow meat will be a good way to fight back.... But where are the poultry and aquaculture to replace that? A boycott of beef will drive up prices of chicken and fish to astronomical heights if implemented right now so efforrs has to be put in before we can even attempt that.

So anybody who is really angered by this senseless killing and has the means should pls set up poultry and ranches now. Maybe we have to start branding our beef as NIGERIAN RANCHED CATTLE BEEF. I wont mind driving some miles to get that.

With the modus operandi of the Fulani Militias, they can have their ways almost anywhere in Nigeria..... Our security architecture is poo..... Any country that does not have biometric data of ALL its citizens in its database is not serious or ready to provide any meaningful protection or security for its citizenry. What you will get is attack and reactions like we always have


Nigeria left things too late..... Lack of education means Herdsmen does not have common values with the rest of Nigerian. The roam in the wild and experience unimaginable things that has toughen then and remove any spec of human kindness. They live like wild animals for too long despite the civilization going on in the towns and villages.......as pasturalist they just keep roam the bush.


Our lack of vision in Nigeria too has left their occupation so lucrative for generations that we don't have anything to persuade them to leave what they are doing for a 'better' communal or ranching life style. Imagine if with our education and enlightenment, we have set up ranches and made success out of it and drive down the price of cattle or even build a virile export industry around it..... Fulanis would have embrace the improved method of doing things. Boycotting Fulani beef will be a difficult thing cos we rarely agree on anything in Nigeria but imagine a glut in their cattle market.... That can help us to get them to listen to the cry of the civilized populace.

Sadly Nigeria is a forced conjecture and we are not about to agree to forge ahead together..... Leadership is a sham, Buhari kids are citizen of the world, Visa for a common Nigeria youth is a prayer point..... We are not about to build a nation. Not just yet!

after 2 weeks?
really?
this is news?
26 mile marathon, but you will pop champagne for coming first-
in mile 1?!
wot arrant nansense.
make una go find wok do, eh?

deji17:
The World’s Best Stocks May Gain Even More If Oil Holds Up
By Paul Wallace and Tope Alake

January 15, 2018


Nigerian stocks have risen 12% this year, the most globally
Ashburton says the gains can continue, while HSBC is bearish
The world-beating rally in Nigerian stocks may not be over yet.

The main equity index in Africa’s biggest economy has surged 12 percent this year in dollar terms, the most among 96 major bourses tracked by Bloomberg, pushing it to the highest level since 2008. Dangote Cement Plc, controlled by Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote, and the largest company on the exchange, has climbed to a record high.

The advance will probably be sustained thanks to rising prices for oil, Nigeria’s main export, and as investors look to increase their holdings of what remain among the cheapest stocks in Africa, according to the asset management arm of South African lender FirstRand Ltd.

“For investors wanting more exposure to consumers in Africa and Nigeria, in particular, the outlook is good,” said Paul Clark, a money manager in Johannesburg at Ashburton Investments, which owns Nigerian stocks including Seplat Petroleum Development Co. “The banking sector is probably the most attractive at the moment, especially the tier-2 lenders.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-14/nigeria-s-world-beating-stocks-ride-on-oil-to-power-their-gains

cursedAbiola:
it shall never be well with anybody that still supports this blood sucking government after these
sorrows and pains shall be their portion Amen


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Lalasticlala Frontpage

madam,
you forget that thousands of workers owe the govt their jobs.
do you really expect the cooks, drivers, cleaners and PAs to wish the govt bad- thereby directly praying they lose their own jobs?!
so. how does all this wishful thinking help anything or anyone?

yarimo:
I only answer people who are not from YABA LEFT hospital as patient

Lol
I thought as much.
let's leave it for now, eh?

yarimo:
one of nigeria's problems is nigerians don't read the constitution , that is why people like debaj10 keep posting trash everyday and thinking they are making sense.

ol boy, this is a gentle warning:
I refuse to suffer stupidity of any sort.
so do yourself a favour and slink away like the weasel you seem to be, otherwise I may do permanent damage to your psyche.
and I'll relish every moment of it.

'thing is, I doubt you even grasp the import I'm trying to convey to you.
but one can hope...

sir,
your ignorance is worthy of legend.
thankfully, Google is your very dear friend.
but let me still help you with expo: use these search terms:
northern elders curfew.
thank me later, k?
and tell gej 'Sori' for ur mind.

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[quote author=yarimo post=64235860][/quote]hi again. do you recall my question regarding your signature? I'm still waiting for your answer o.

yarimo:
why will she be quite? Constitutionally everyone has freedom of movement. Read the constitution and confirm if what she says is true or not before telling her to keep quiet. I SMH for you

you're quite right (and correct your spelling, please).
every Nigerian.

thankfully, cows are yet to get the same rights.

yarimo:
Shaaatap and I repeat Shaaatap for their . thank God you are female if not .

u & bubu r hilarious.

loveth361:
Fulani herdmen are nigerians and have every right other nigerians have,both freedom of movement.

but buhari said they're Libyans na.
or is it anoda lie?
and he didn't even realise that he just confessed to his incompetence at border control!

a general fa!
rotfl- at his stupidity

this beggars belief...
how can intelligent people be part of such atrocities?!

Is it time to seriously discuss this?
I'm sure you've read the calls by some personalities to stop eating beef.
The logic is that by eating beef, you provide funding to the herdsmen who then allegedly use the money to arm themselves and kill innocents.
- like using illegal diamonds to fund wars and genocide;
- ‎or selling stolen crude to fund militants.

So, is it time to ban beef from our plates and face chickens, goats, etc?
Or is there an alternative way to EFFECTIVELY proclaim our displeasure to govt?

Let's debate maturedly.

all I did was multiply 365 days to the figure in the thread below:

https://www.nairaland.com/4287592/crude-oil-nigeria-loses-over

will you now pay attention?

yanshDoctor:
the pipe line from Niger delta to Kaduna is to steal Niger delta oil.

bros, whatever the purpose, my own is that we all seem to be ignoring atrocious amounts being stolen right beneath our noses.
why?!

peachesandroses:
I read it but I don't understand. Please anyone kind enough to explain? please explain in simple terms cos I really want to know this stuff. Thanks

just in case you're serious, point out what you find hard to grab?

Buhari: Nigeria Will Be Secure Under My Leadership

Compare and contrast the following:

Buhari in Quest to Secure Nigeria.
February 23, 2016

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/02/23/buhari-in-quest-to-secure-nigeria/
QUOTE:
" And the fundamental problem of Nigeria
now is security. Nobody is feeling secure in the country and I
think this is the fundamental responsibility of government. So
the leadership must make sure that they secure Nigeria and
efficiently manage it."

…………
vs. 2 years later:
…………

CAN president issues warning over herdsmen killings NEWS
Published on January 13, 2018

http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/13/can-president-issues-warning-herdsmen-killings/
QUOTE:
"Those bloodletting could have been avoided if our political leaders and the heads of the security agencies are alive to their responsibilities."
……………… ……………… ………………

anyone who thinks this is an indictment of buhari is wrong.
whether out of pride or ignorance, the man was being boastful. most of us forget that while he was head of state, idiagbon actually ran the country. so buhari's real CV will show a gross lack of the skillsets required for managing a nation.
if he really, truly believed he could do it, the I pity his ignorance. but I think his words were borne of pride in his abilities.
for that, for giving his supporters the false belief in his ability to protect them-
I can only feel revulsion.

but how can I indict him, when those very same supporters failed to ask him salient questions, or monitor and regulate their chief (civil) servant?

nairalanders, express yourselves.

lalasticlala, mynd44.

Buhari: Nigeria Will Be Secure Under My Leadership

Compare and contrast the following:

Buhari in Quest to Secure Nigeria.
February 23, 2016

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/02/23/buhari-in-quest-to-secure-nigeria/
QUOTE:
" And the fundamental problem of Nigeria
now is security. Nobody is feeling secure in the country and I
think this is the fundamental responsibility of government. So
the leadership must make sure that they secure Nigeria and
efficiently manage it."

…………
vs. 2 years later:
…………

CAN president issues warning over herdsmen killings NEWS
Published on January 13, 2018

http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/13/can-president-issues-warning-herdsmen-killings/
QUOTE:
"Those bloodletting could have been avoided if our political leaders and the heads of the security agencies are alive to their responsibilities."
……………… ……………… ………………

anyone who thinks this is an indictment of buhari is wrong.
whether out of pride or ignorance, the man was being boastful. most of us forget that while he was head of state, idiagbon actually ran the country. so buhari's real CV will show a gross lack of the skillsets required for managing a nation.
if he really, truly believed he could do it, the I pity his ignorance. but I think his words were borne of pride in his abilities.
for that, for giving his supporters the false belief in his ability to protect them-
I can only feel revulsion.

but how can I indict him, when those very same supporters failed to ask him salient questions, or monitor and regulate their chief (civil) servant?

nairalanders, express yourselves.

lalasticlala, mynd44.

sarrki:
PDP are very much in the know

They are criminals

To the first, yes.
To the second, show me convictions.
Lastly, are you implying that the APC is clueless or ignorant?

This is just a reminder Sha.
Cos it's very old news.
At $50/barrel, that's over $10,000,000 stolen.
Every single day.
When ngozi and gej advocated for 'blood oil' to be treated like blood diamonds, we all formed deafness and called them weak.
Guess what?
That theft is still thriving.
Why has buhari also failed to stop it?
Who will give him the willpower to fight the cabals?
What of the nass? And governors of oil producing states?
Yet when they parade local refiners, we all clap for them.

………

By the way, those pipelines supplying Kaduna refinery with crude:
How many liters of product does it refine daily?
Where dem dey?

When will we citizens get sense and stop being foolish?
Cos obviously, our mumu still strong.