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ClitoPen:
That's what u get when u patronise strange airlines for international trips cos of cheap fares

I thought they were listed on the NSE? whagwan?!

hmm.
make una tink am.
d longer d man dey sick bed, d more we money dey enta dat drain…
d sooner him well, d sooner d spending reduce!
abi una wan make him do 3 months plus like him papa?!
mouna rizin d mata na!
you pipu sef.
seriously lacking joy...

guy, soonest recofa jare!

the nation is in the grip of a fuel scarcity that's cost us billions in potential revenue, due to lost man hours and missed business opportunities.

but buharis son is so jobless and irresponsible that his preferred means of entertaining himself is to waste resources in the midst of scarcity.
an act that clearly flies in the face of reason and good taste.
was he deliberately thumbing his nose at Nigerians for our suffering and smiling?
what does this say about his level of maturity?

if only his father had been competent, there would likely have been cars on the road, preventing his accident.

now, the nation is spending even more of it's scarce resources to treat the victim of his own stupidity.
hmm.
diaris God.
get well soon, so we stop spending needlessly on you.
OK?

Merry Christmas …

Let's have a standard basis for the scorecard.
We're rating the state govt, with the local govts of the same party.

What are the key performance indicators for the govt?
What are the correlations between these kpis and the general party manifesto?
What progress has been made since being elected?

What are the kpis for each ministries?
What LGAs got the highest allocation in 2017?
What are the incomes earned within the period in review- igr, allocations, loans/bonds, bailouts?
What is the correlation between the kpis and the year's budget?

cc lalasticlala, mynd44.

You refuse to impeach a president; fine.
It's a messy affair; too many problems with supporters and stakeholders and all the various cabals and king makers that got him there.
So it's quite alright.
But.
Your minister of petroleum resources is utterly incompetent and irresponsible, yet you and Dogara, leaders of the entire nation's legislative arm of government:
You lack the courage, willpower or simple sense of responsibility to demand his resignation?!
What kind of utter buffoonery is this?!?

Of what use are you if you remain silent during a national crisis? You want to come back from your vainglorious holiday to make a few silly little speeches about empathy and probity?
It's become clear that while the executive arm of government has lost it's will to live, you are- simply put- a waste of space. Whether the emasculation was carried out by others or, unwittingly, was self-inflicted: the loss of your manhood is wholly your concern. High time it stopped affecting 200 million people; we're well beyond accepting excuses for your impotence.

Let me be clear:
You've held on to the belief that mere platitudes and your reliance on divide-and-rule tactics will continue to serve you well.
But I make you a promise-
This current dispensation is the very last foray you both will have into the nation's political sphere.
You're doing a sterling job of showing us exactly what lame ducks look like; so the next leaders of the two houses will be chosen by the citizens of this nation.

And you both will drift into complete and utter obscurity.
This is a cast-iron guarantee.

So as we enter the campaign year, forget about any attempts at redeeming yourselves; put your affairs in order; ensure that any and all issues relating to mismanagement of the nation's resources by your persons or subordinates are properly resolved.
Otherwise, you will be hunted down and brought to justice.
And you can take that to the bank.
But I expect you to scoff at this unofficial 'sack letter'.
--------------------
To the constituents of these two men; and to those who may hold them in any regard, better give them notice- their time is up.

It ave tey since I post ontop nairaland.
Bet. For dis won, wata don pass garri.
Abeg, shey na buhari still be petrol minista?
isok.
We know sey him been supoz go defend him posting for nass, bet make we lef da syd.
Bet...
Dis won wey to c petrol don ton to sey pesin dey fyn snow for oshodi,
Shey tym neva rish for NASS to sack petroleum minista?

Sodia4-
Who fit ep saraki and dogara to find ONLY ONE of dia balls?
abi wish kyn suegbe dey do dem?

Anyway, is lef for alofus, weda we go protest dis kyn nonsense, abi we go sidon look.
Dis krismas go be helele sha o!
Diaris God.

#sackpetrolminista

All lagosians,
All you 'Jack Swaggers'
All you Slay mamas
Let's make this a fun day at the polls

Show your best voting pix!
Na competition o!
(And you might catch a few vote riggers as well!)

18/07/2017

@EiENigeria @BudgITng @Smooth981FM @ Wazobia_FM
1. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if ur street gutters r covered, then- #vote4APC

2. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if omonile have stopped being a menace to ur building/business, then- #vote4APC

3. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if govt has cleared ur refuse/waste, then- #vote4APC

4. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if ur local clinic/phc center is fully equipped, then- #vote4APC

5. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u see d impact of ur land use charge, then- #vote4APC

6. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if ur street has working streetlights, then- #vote4APC

7. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if lastma officers that harassed u have been punished, then- #vote4APC

8. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u pass d Illegal tolls at lekki-ikoyi bridge 4 free then- #vote4APC

9. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u want to support "godfatherism", cabals & king makers then- #vote4APC

10. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if you got a job in the past 2 years then- #vote4APC

11. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if as a professional in civil service u got promoted in d past 2 years, then- #vote4APC

12. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u r happy wit security & crime rates, then- #vote4APC

13. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u agree wit govt excuses for flooding, then- #vote4APC

14. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u think govt is transparent & accountable, then- #vote4APC

15. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u hav access to pipe borne water, then- #vote4APC

16. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if ur family/documents/property were safe in d recent rains, then- #vote4APC


17. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u know the income from the toll gates, then- #vote4APC


18. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if govt has provided low-cost housing, then- #vote4APC

19. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if govt spent over N2 TRILLION well, then- #vote4APC:

20. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u still want to be controlled by a few men, then- #vote4APC

21. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: if u prefer to complain than to act, then- #vote4APC

22. after 18yrs of 1 PARTY STATE: tell ur fada & moda, broda & sista, staff & oga, mama put & customa-
#VOTE4APC!!!

Gbam.

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debaj10:
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- Discounted to 1k with purchase of the 18 speed.

debaj10:
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Female 6 now 10k.

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Is the vacancy still on?

Kracked:
boss, I want to apply for this job.
I possess all that you wrote up there. Infact, I have my own personal laptop.

I speak English very fluently to the extent that I can bamboozle you with big grammars lol.. "kiddin"


please let me have this Job I plead.

I'm ready to leave my state even tomorrow to Lagos as far as you will give me a place to stay.

I'm cool and jovial..

honesty and trustworthy is an added advantage as well..

please

Guy.
Even family members dey quarrel, fight.
Why your own com be like dis?
If your broda cheat you for business, u no go drag am, go report for famili meetin?
Not to talk of pesin wey chop IDP MONEY?!?

You no talk sey dem dey lie, na who sabi dem com important pass?!
And d buhari quote wey you dash us, no be presidency been dey cover for d guy?
Abi buhari nor hia wetin babachir do?
Shu!

Fear God o!
Or at least fear posterity, for the sake of you and your offspring.

gberra:
Don't be afraid of me but be afraid of the consequences of your actions ---PMB. case closed! FHRACC should go & sit down.
Who sabi dem sef, where have they been all the while corrupt ass were conniving with the judiciary...

IPobs always cry

People have been rejoicing that dollar is falling against naira.
And that there's so much forex, banks are unable to buy all the cbn offers.
It was all artificial.

This cashless policy simply caused people to pull their cash out of banks and transact directly.
Most of us don't know just how big our economy is.
The banks have no naira to buy dollars because those who used to deposit daily have simply stopped.
That's why there was naira shortage.

Moving forward, anyone who knows emefiele should advise him to focus on mobile money- Phones, Web and POS- to reduce use of physical cash. And to include the unbanked who're up to 25 million.
And he should leave illegal cash to law enforcers.
This economy is too sick to waste time and resources on silly policies.

konfused:
Who can do a dissecting analysis of the states this cash-less policy is to be still maintained. What's the common denominator

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Ride sally, ride!

Everyone has a right to life and by extension, to self-defense or self-preservation.
Unfortunately, most of us don't know this.
Once legal authorities fail in their PRIMARY duty to protect the lives of their citizens, we reserve the FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT to protect ourselves.
Spread the word.

vislabraye:
Fight back ? How ? When the governor asked the youths to surrender theur weapons. At the end of the day he can't provide them protection.

It seems everyone has forgotten that buhari is the grand patron of the NATIONAL association of cattle herdsmen.
Democracies usually require any elected/appointed public official to declare likely conflicts of interest.
And then remove themselves from such conflicts- by leaving one of the institutions.
Did he?

originalKsp:
Simple Answer: They are his people
PMB is a fulani man, he has cows himself, he definitely has herdsmen looking after his cows, he doesn't want to fight 'his brothers'... Remember the 97%?

Don't you think if the people causing the attrocities were Igbos or the Yorubas he wouldn't have curbed them?

"I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody" — was just a facade.