₦airaland Forum

Sometimes I wonder where they get these statistics. The nation isn't feeling any better.

Sealeddeal:
Exactly,
It should be built in well delineated area not beside a people's home.

But clubs have been built around peoples home, and people like you are yet to complain.

Have you heard of sound-proof buildings? That's what most churches are building now.

Did they come for a photoshoot or a burial?

odysey:
And yet I said a lot. Just didn't want to say too much or pose as a Form' of authority

that writing style was coincidental though

You seem not to get what I mean. There has been a lot of saga from this guy for months, and we have read a lot already. I didn't see any new thing in what you wrote.

I'm sorry I said you made no point, maybe I should have said you made no new point.

frank317:
Isnt it sad? Even fools know there is no God and u that is wise does not know.

Well on the contrary, just like the wise are the direct opposite of fools, their opinions too must differ. The wise admit the truth they see, feel hear and touch, while the fools deny the truth they see just because they are pained.

Ericsunday619:
do you think that Bible of yours is a reliable source to obtain knowledge? If god exists there wont be atheist on nairaland.

Do you mean the presence of atheists on Nairaland faults the existence of God?

CoolUsername:
Your name has ebola in it.

Just like yours has luser (loser) in it.

He who has God, has all.
Tell them Papa.

Daddy Freezer, what are you waiting for?

frosbel2:
But her dad who is a so called deeperlifer has ANGER ISSUES, how about your HOLY church deliver him from the spirit of ANGER ?

To start with, I'm not even a Deeper Life member.
Also, it's not the church that's responsible for his anger, it's a personal habit, and it's left to him to subject himself to being free from it.

Future wey we don carry throwway.

Chisos! This is called retirement bonus.

How old is the groom?

dalaman:
Satan doesn't exist. Who ever called atheist fools in the bible is a bigger fool.

The bible is God's word and not any man's. Since you don't believe in God then keep shut and don't cry, okay?

hopefulLandlord:
Mention a few of those "Many Atheists"

Maybe you, Soyinka, etc.

I'm sure she doesn't know the gravity of what she did.

I think most of those instituted rules and the reasons why they were established were misunderstood by many. They were just preventive.

There's only one solution I know -- Christ!
If you really want to know how, then let's talk.

Everybody sha dey shade daddy freezer. He doesn't know what he's in for yet.

Daddy Freezer in his mind now will be like: tithe is only bad when you pay it to pastors, you can give to needy individuals. Madam can I send my account number?

Although, lottery just like betting and gambling isn't right for a christian.

To many atheist, God does not exist, but satan does!

Fools!

No be me call them, na wetin bible talk.

Bros, you have made no point yet! You were just rigma-rolling on existing trends.

Most people here got their responses triggered when they saw "Deeper Life".
Sis, do you know God beyond what your parents and church have always taught you? You don't have to leave the church, neither do you need to leave home to gain freedom. Dialogue with your dad on a good day will solve this problem.

Although, we don't know if you also have unpleasant habits that makes your dad relate with you that way.

Buhari doesn't read the same news we read.
Lai Muhammed must have been doing a good job in giving the only assets he has (lies) to Bubu.

When zombies and BMCs say that we're more secured in Buhari's regime.....

This is one of the reasons why many men see women as nothing else but sex objects.

If these allegations are true, let the affected Monarchs take necessary actions.

Moreso, ICPC is open to all. Lodge your complaints!

PrettySatan:
He loves you all and you all are his children

PrettySatan:
Satan be with you all..

Ode!

princepeter566:
MY UNBORN DAUGHTER'S MARRIAGE LIST!!!
1. 3 cows
2. 16 bags of rice.
3. 72 litres of red oil.
4. 15 iphone 6.
5. 12 bags of salt.
6. 18 largest inch plasma tv with stabilizer
each.
7. 2 range rover sport car.
8. 150 imported Uk bags for her mother.
9. 700 versace shoes not ABA made oooo.
10. 5 apple laptops new ones.
11. 5 ipads.
12. 16 set of boxes from Dubai
13. 10 washing machines.
14. 50 bags of Semovita and 45 bags of
wheat.
15. 1 big sack of kolanut.
16. 20 dozen of boxers and singlets.
17. 90 carton of frozen chicken.
18. 98 crate of Mineral.
19. 14 deep freezer must be of good
product.
20. Mustbuild a mansion for 8 member of
her
family & sponsor their kids to study in
Oxford
university.
21. Must open a shopping mall for her
mother in
UK.
22. U must treat her like a: Queen!
23. Her bride price will be 30 naira cos
we're not
selling her out
If u vex I dey my house come beat me.

Last last, you no go con born girl. Na so so boys you go dey born.

amicable09:
Having debit cards is not bad, but carrying debit cards around is dangerous. It's in fact, a crime to carry many cards with zero balance around. At this point I think I should say this, when it comes to saving money in your bank account, it's better you have a designated account and subscribe to almost nothing. Not Mobile App. Not internet banking. Not USSD. Not even a cheque book. Just nothing.

Immediately after I contacted my family members, a bike rider who took the other lady to the nearest police station came to take me there as well. I politely asked that I be taken to the closest branch of my bank where my salary account is domiciled. The bike rider without hesitating obliged my request. I quickly explained my plight to the security and demanded to meet with a staff. One of them rushed to the branch manager who dialed contact center. After the call, using her phone she sent a mail with all my details. Then we rushed in, she signed in and placed a lien on the funds in my account. Not a kobo had left. I was grateful.

My other bank was a trekkable distance away, I trekked there. Explained to the security guard manning the entrance door, it was still past 7 and he explained that the banking hall wasn't open. I told him I needed my card blocked, he pointed me to the ATM. 'Mr.! Stop acting like a princupality! I know about self service and that I can hotlist my card through an ATM but I can't remember my card details.' Just then, a staff of the bank came in and asked what the issue was, I went straight to the point and made my simple request, he showed me the ATM, I told him I couldn't remember those details especially the last 4 digits of my card. Then he said l'll need to fill a form. At the sound of a form, I took offense. Is the Nigerian bank now like our Federal hospitals and Health centers where they watch a dying patient give up the ghost in the corridor because they need to 'fill form and pay some ridiculous amount' before treatment will commence. I made it clear that if withdrawals are done on my account from the time I got to the branch and my account gets cleared, they'll pay down to the last kobo. I made it clear that customer's instruction superseded any other instruction or form I needed to fill. Everything can be regularised later. First things first.

When the staff saw my understanding of banking, he asked for my account name, I provided that. He asked for the name of the branch where the account was opened, I provided that. Then he asked for my mobile number tied to the account. I did. All these answers were to help him get my account number from the system cos I couldn't correctly remember my account number and I wasn't ready to gamble with it. He went in with that information and came out shortly smiling. Your card has been blocked and the last transaction on your account was an inflow from Chinasa on the 3rd of February. 'Thanks', I said smiling back.

I called a relation working in a bank next through the help of a family member who had come to my rescue and was now driving me around. I got my card blocked as well. From there I went to my last bank that was actively for savings. There I met no resistance. The customer service agent cooperated well and after asking all security questions made sure to block the card. She wrote down my balance in the account and put the paper in my hand. 'Sorry', she said.
"Thank you", I responded.

Next was to block my SIM card. That was equally successful. I did that over the phone. By the time I was done, I couldn't believe it. That I was alive and well. No tooth lost. I could still see. I wasn't bleeding. I had all my monies intact. I was not in shambles so to say.

By the time I got to the office that day, as I recounted my ordeal, it dawned on me that this pattern has been going on for a while. These guys are on the roads of Lagos unleashing havoc and making the city unsafe. It is to this end I've decided to share my experience and hope someone learns from this. We cannot be too careful but as much as we can, ensure you take adequate measures to protect yourself.

Eko o ni baje oooooo

Thank God for your life and property.
Some fowls after reading this will still say there's no God.

On this thread.....
The men will blame the wife
The women will blame her sex-partner.

We're finally running a cow-republic!

News of your strange death should be out soon.

freshkpomo:
Nigerian Atheist and common sense are mutually exclusive

Flesh and blood has not revealed this to you.