₦airaland Forum

stamapro:
Talk to me, adulthood thing. Throw light

Guy omo they gats teach us this thing well. How did our parents pay house rent,feed us,send us to school and still had enough money to carter their own needs as well. To be honest I'm feeling completely empty whenever I pay bills. To make matters worst my mom will be like stay there, mature and grow you'll soon be a mother I get but no be with this hand naaaa

APC is dead and gone... They brought nothing but hardship frustration and misery. Waking up each day one must see reasons as to why he should be in Nigeria of all countries. Well this is the last we will experience such bad events and moments as countrymen and women. This time we are voting with our senses and wisdom.

Why tempting me this morning. Anyways it's been saved to be cooked later but I dey watch my weight Sha before I burst in my parents house. Nice meal ma'am

Everyday in my prayers I remind God of a blessed and fruitful nation called Nigeria. This is but a phase,we will get out of it soonest this time with our votes and senses.

Ebymyk:
Spoilt Child, Grow up..

Sorry ooooh...

luminouz:
Why not you?

I trust that you are a good cook jare.

I am by His Grace.... Good morning sir.

luminouz:
Stop admiring that soup and cook mine.

Everytime I look at that afang soup(which I have done a million times already), my stomach growls like a mudafucker.

Cook mine for me Deborah, cook mine oooooooo

Hiaaaa of all people to mention na me and who told you I'm the one to cook for you sir? Btw I may not prepare it exactly as hers but I'll do justice to mine. Lol you're very funny...

Happy anniversary ma'am.... More blissful years of love and togetherness ahead. Your food looks good.

Lol my French teacher that dwelt with me back then in secondary School. We never finish learning the ones we have na to import foreigners own join nawaooo

That was then not now. It's either a Christian-Muslim ticket or make everybody rest....

Mazisimonekpa:
onye nzuzu


Mazi Simon Ekpa

Don't even start if you don't want it hot this evening. Rubbish.

Jesus you guys don't have joy at all ... Sex vexations everywhere. Toor when you tell them to build infrastructures at home they won't,e don red na London dey carry am go mtcheeew

Thread closed will be the next thing now... But Seun na calm man now how manage

Is this guy okay at all

It is well with their souls....

God forbid... Hope this isn't too Garner views and the rest. Verify whatever you put up here so people don't shout themselves into high BP.

Everybody is obviously feeling the heat.... It's has never been easy anywhere since the introduction of APC....

chatinent:
Nwunye ya kwanu?

You are even Igbo nwoke m Nairaland guys and their obsession for someone else's wife? Wetin you wan use am do? Well guess hers wasn't put up ....

FalseProphet1:
I see more than 90% of comments from males addressing him as a simp.

This I have seen.

No mind them. They're the real Simpsons outside of nairaland. If only nland ladies can avoid them. I don't even pay attention to their rants and cries.

Which one is you are joining redpill gang again ... You just spoilt your write-up with that ish... So people still dey do relationship e reach to ask Sha cos I don chop breakfast tire. Welcome home bro. God's time is the best.

Originalsly:
This is exactly what came to mind. If elephants can smell/detect water under the sand in drought conditions... why can't they store the scent of humans and identify them later? Lions do ... one guy raised a lion from cub and when grown released it into the wild. Yearsss later he tracked the lion and wanted to see how it was doing ... the lion had it's pride... left the pride ... approached the guy and hugged him. Personally... dogs hold scent for life. My neighbour's family... young guy... used to tease my dog ... he on the street... teasing the dog in the fenced yard. One day.. dog tied.. a bunch of like 10 kids were playing tag... running around the yard and passing right by the dog which was laying down.. I was right there doing some work. They passed maybe like 20 times... and this one time... the dog suddenly sprang to life... burst the leash and chased after them.... the dog is viscious... I immediately dashed after him ... only to find him over the same boy who was already bitten sooo many times. The boy had joined the play in the backyard... and it was his first passing. I always couldn't figure out how the dog knew... because the dog was not watching. Yearssss later... a dog usually in one of my customer's office suddenly attacked me. The Mexican office guy then told me not to enter the office again... he will come to the door because the dog will hold my scent for life and likely attack again. It was only then I understood why the dog attacked that boy. Most likely... same with this elephant... she did something to that elephant sometime in life and he had her scent... even in death. For us .... we are not likely to run into elephants... nor lions.... but dogs.... be verrry careful how you treat dogs .. or you may be marked for mauling.

Snakes usually be in pairs... see one.. another is somewhere around. Local folklore says this snake... the Bushmaster....found in South America ... one of the largest pit vipers in the world.... should you kill one.... the other somehow looks into the eyes of the dead one and is able to gather information about its killer. If the killer is camped within the area... the snake will track him down ... like the elephant... and kill him. True? What is known for sure is the snake has attacked and killed people who had killed one of them. What is known.... is people avoid killing this particular snake. What is know.... is animals have senses beyond our understanding.

An Interesting read. Truly we have brainy ones here.

luminouz:
Lmaoooo...your analogy is very funny. Dogs chase one another all the time na!!!
On what that woman did to earn such hatred, I'm very sure she can't do that shiit(taking the elephant babies or displacing them from their habitation) by herself. I suspect she is mixed with a poacher group somehow and that herd matriarch has marked her face for a very long time, prolly when she was a lot younger.

Yeah animals do mark people's faces. No mind my analogy na wetin I know I dey talk .. Sha you're right.

abobote:
You can't remember where you are coming from, just two days ago?

lol I move alot,I might be in two places within 5 minutes so you won't blame me. Wait of all things to pick is this,comrade you no get joy

Righteousness2:
He is this ! He is that! He is your all in all.
Go to GOD in prayer and ask HIM to show you who your "affable, urbane and gentle" really is.
Don't be Deceived Nd don't let them deceive you.
Not all that glitters is gold.
Th devil is a master in craftiness.
Be very careful in these Endtimes so you don't fall a casualty to the Deception and end up crying Had I known..

Nice attack though... Lolzzzzz wasn't expecting this from our nairaland pastor. Op don buy market.

It's the am I to learn a skill for me ... Lolzzzzz abeg ooooh make everybody hold im peace.

Durabest:
Shame! Shame! To any Nigerian youths supporting obi.Obi that his lgbo brodas and elders has rejected,obi that want to use 4 days to study Egypt economic,obi that was rejected my pdp delegates from SE,obi who do not have the quality that Nigeria needed at the moment he should just be a linesman to watch off will go offside during the election.

Cry me an ocean. Rest you've been noticed. But remember it's another 8 years of light or light we are talking about here. As you dey para use your sense Sha ...

Sorry about that...

This one matter dey God hand. This kind of person makes the finest, genuine and rugged preachers when saved and converted. Na dia type dey give Satan headache cos baba don too show am shege. It's well.

Typicool8:
Actually the truth is that I've been finding it difficult to sleep this past few weeks to the extent of taking drugs sometimes just to sleep.
Thanks and Amen to your prayers

Can you text me your number via email or I text mine?

Yeah mine got a point my mom had to give me one BP tablet that induces sleep. I made a research myself and found out it was worry and over thinking that led to that,the moment I cleared up what was logged in my mind and through prayers I got myself....So please let go of whatever you are thinking and hand it over to God. You can send yours via email. I'm still online

Typicool8:
Well the sleep isn't forthcoming so I'm just keeping myself busy on Nairaland

Maybe someone somewhere is thinking about you hence your lack of sleep or maybe you are worried. It happens to me too but not quiet often. There were times I can go a week or weeks without sleeping at night then my parents thought I was secretly into something they don't know,my head was full and so at night while others slept,I fought with my life and destiny in thoughts and prayers. Haven't experienced it again for a while now. Don't worry all will be well.

Typicool8:
Damn. So sorry about that.
I think mosquitoes are breeding rapidly due to the rainy season and we have to be careful opening the doors and windows.

Just finished treating malaria and typhoid. I detest those annoying creatures with my whole heart and life...so why up this late?