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Good News!

With elections just by the corner and this agreement reached by the FG with BH; I would say that it is "too much of a coincidence". Then again, one cannot help but hope that this news is true.

Peeping eyes, right side of d mattress.

Christlike behaviour. The apostles were first called Christians in Antioch bcs they behaved like Christ.

TWD (The walking Dead), season 5 premieres on AMC today.

Marriage is honourable, the bed un defiled. After we've done ALL we CAN, it is the Fear of God in our hearts that keeps us faithful and committed to each other and our vows.
My opinion.

The last picture though. It is well.

eckersley:
Nigerians self! First it was bash, now its stalker.
Nigerians can form.
First,
Not because a word is used by the Western media about celebrities
you quickly added to ur vocab, nay use it.
Nigerians PLEASE STOP IT.

All in the hopes of impressing people
However, you only succeeded in embarrassing yourself and depressing your listeners.
Na so Patience just dey disgrace herself and President Jona everywhere.

Your choice of words shows you are a true daughter of your mother,
Mama Peace AKA first Lady nee Madam-take-oyibo-scatter Nigeria.

Second,
Statistics show that every minute 6,357 young girls are turning 18 in Nigeria.
So even if guy man choose to...as you wan form dey talk, no be old mama nowwww.
Haba.

Third,
As Nigerian [pseudo-]celebrities plenty reach, you don hear any one use that word
or run go court go get a restraining order?
Fear no let them. You know why? Court go knack gavel for their head because them
no reach.
I sorry for the person[s] wey give u false evaluation yourself.
Kpele. Them just stroke ur ego to get their feet in your door.
No be my fault say them succeed.

Since you sabi blow oyibo well well, I be think say you go come
talk say you wan go get restraining order.
But you no talk am. Why not?
Because na the word 'stalker' your 'half-education'/miseducation carry you reach.

Abeg aunty mi. I take God beg you.
No scatter Nigeria pass where your Mama and Mentor, Her Excellency don scatter am reach.
If you dey in doubt about any word plus where and how to use am, just holla at me.
I go willingly help. For free.
Together, President Jona and I can use education to make Nigeria great!

Hmmmm, U don't mean it. Ok

eckersley:
Haba! How could you say that after benefiting from the free education of the G. E. J administration?
Here's more free education for you
https://www.nairaland.com/1926136/why-ladies-always-lie-number

Don't be enraged oo. You hear

STALKER!! Hehehe. Dey follow me up and down U hear!

eckersley:
Thanks for the compliment, mon élève

Honestly, You must be one jobless fellow looking for students to tutor on nairaland. Isorite, Carry go!!

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eckersley:
Frankly and no offense meant, have u ever looked up the word bashing?
Women seethe and will almost die when their lil tricks, wiles and manipulations are being brought to light.
I can feel ur pains. Kpele. Research and come up with cutting edge ones you hear. I trust una
No be only bash. Na Bash Ali.

This is exactly what I was talking about. I am comfortably in my own home with my husband and this one is talking about PAINS. Which one of my PAINS are U feeling? or U think I am still a child with tricks and pranks on how to get a man?

U have one nasty experience wit one lady and U think evry other woman on the planet is the same way. I shud be the one pitying U!

U said, "Women will almost die when their wiles are being brot to light?" Which women? May be the ones around U.

Mister English teacher!

Hackin:
now who be de bush meat and who be de hunter?

Guy, for where U see Bush meat and hunter for my post?

NeduLuiZ:
i spotted you=one of those female folk that think guys are dumb

So just by those two lines, U could tell I am what U claim I am. I am also sure that by those two lines, U can also tell me my life story, not so?

Or are U one of them bashers? Oga abeg stay ur corner.

NeduLuiZ:
CLEARLY SPOTTED

Oga, who is spotting who?

Another thread to bash ladies.#them bashers will arrive soon#

Nairalanders and their "I must attack a contrary opinion syndrome".
Some one has a contrary opinion to the majority and is receiving massive attacks everywhere. Abegi.

Liberians should restrict their movements!

I read something about this on her blog yesterday. So those guys succeeded. It is well with her o.

odun4love:
Humm..." The latest tred now is type of person u meet"
Coming soon
Type of person you meet in the church
Type of person you meet in toilet (public)
Type of person you meet at the market
Type of person you meet at filling station
Type of person you traffic jam
Type of person you meet inside the kitchen ( face2face)

Lol @ Type of person U meet inside the kitchen(face2face). Nairalanders, una no go kee person with laugh.

Temptation

Leaves

Characters

Nationally

Catapulted

Relinquish

Colour

Harass

Guys are not smiling in this thread at all. Hehehe.

A very happy sunday to y'all. Nairaland is just an e-place to chill for me.

I don't take anything here to heart jare.
The real world is out there!

There are insulting posts, others educative. Exaggerated posts, truthful posts. Fabricated data, hilarious/funny stories etc. For me, its just a forum and that's what makes Nairaland interesting.

We will not all have the same beliefs and views. Nice thread.

Thought this was going to be a serious thread. Na laugh I just dey laugh. The posts on this thread though. Hehehe.

OP, U are beauriful ...... It's true. Congratulations & happy married life. U must really luuuv nairaland. Lol.

Chinom:
@ deboraha, here is the post to refresh your memory.

Its like U chose to see only those FEW lines and closed ur eyes to the remaining part of the guys write up. U misunderstood his entire post.

I chose to read his entire post in relation to the FEW lines you pointed out and I get what @toks was trying to say.

When a woman is with a man she loves, and that man takes her love, and so gives her more in return, she has found someone special. Ask any lady which they would prefer, especially the married ones; a man they are more passionate about or the one who is more passionate about them and shows it.

Marriage no be boyfriend and girlfriend relationship o.