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Please police Borno and Zamfara need you.

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My President for life. God bless you sir and may your days be long

Otunba Akin Alabi of those days. Don't despise days of little beginning.
This guy walked his way to the top from the ground floor

Truism. Respect for Seyi

Where He revealed her ex.

OP check your sentence first before posting

Who told him she will die.....OP do the needful pls

Great work.

They'll ignore these innovative kids and rather import tooth and pizza from London

Confusing story

Experience is the best marriage Counselor. Tobi's Mom shared practical life experience of 29years and still counting but Buchi is speaking plenty grammar.

Abeg in your best interest choose experience and save your marriage

Chukwurah003:
God loves Buhari...his haters suffer so much pain everyday. May their suffering never end.

Zombie spotted

Godsfavour78:
I once chased a NEPA pole into someone too.

Me too, i once chased to NEPA pole to Sambisa forest....lol

Best Senate President ever

Area fada

Atiku is Coming

Ever young old man

Tribalism and partisanship are our problems in Nigeria and that renders revolutionary efforts impotent

Ok3

Truth must surely prevail

Mr. Project

symbianDON:
I recall a friend who was once travelling to Lagos. On the way, he was pulled over by the shitty police. They asked him where he was going to to which he replied he was going to sokoto one of the police men screamed, 'oga! na sokoto road be this?' and my friend replied, 'officer, I thought there was freedom of movement in Nigeria? It doesn't matter which road I choose to follow, what matters is that I'm on my way to sokoto!' Next thing they said was, 'oya, open your booth, wetin de inside'. Meanwhile he had some bunches of plantain in his booth. Soon as he opened, one of them looked into the booth and obviously saw the bunches of plantain but still stu.p.idly asked, 'wetin be this?' my friend looked at him and with a straight face answered, 'yam' at this point the policeman, who wasn't expecting that, was clearly taken aback and agitated. He went further to query him, 'no be plaintain I de look so?'......as calmly as he could, my friend replied, 'oh! you guys call it plantain? in my village we call it yam' the policeman was so very annoyed already and screamed at him, 'your head no correct!! oya carry your madness comot from my front now now!!'

Laff won ki mi hia ooo

SEE HOW FEW PERSONS ARE SHARING THE COMMON WEALTH OF NIGERIA AMONG THEMSELVES BUT YOU'RE HERE FIGHTING AND RANTING ON NAIRALAND.

Out of the box madness

After that, she will be the Governor of Lagos state

Lovely

They need more time to perfect rigging game

APCheat. Evil party

haywire07:
Tell Falz that, Nigerians elect Presidents , not one unit of 200 voters in ikoyi

But you celebrate when APC wins a polling unit abi?

Oh not again. This is crappy story.

Bottom line: Atiku went to America, saw it and conquered.

I'm ATIKULATED