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50calibre:
I'm sorry but you are very stup*id for comparing a man's wife to his mum who birthed & raised him.

Idiotic comments like yours are the kind of things which might earn you a slap from someone like me. That boyfriend of yours must be the world's most idiotic guy, he's a perfect match for you.

Take off that blonde weave on your head so you can get fresh air, whenever black girls adorn ridiculous weaves like that, they tend to talk & act stupi*d

lool. are u done? or I should get more popcorn? !

rationalmind:
I saw this thread (https://www.nairaland.com/457400/why-husbands-beat-wives) earlier and noticed how ladies claim it's unacceptable for a man to beat a woman under any circumstance.

How about a scenario where the wife raises her hands to beat the husband? Yes, I'll beat that devil out of my wife if and only if she ever raises her hand to beat me first.

I do hit my bf and he doesn't hit back. ...... If u can't hit ur mother u should never hit ur wife

kilokeys:
why is the op spoiling our show...
we need women to hate on eachother.. they are disunited and we are this miserable
. if they come together..
we would be in cages o..
brought out for sports (gladiator things) and se. x..

lol...ur crazy

seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

ahan ...wts with da virgin thing? can't u say "I have a gf that can't cook"

CuteInBlack:
That number two tho, I don't know or can't seem to get my head around those who practice such.

We all agree its not that easy staying/sharing an apartment with guys of same sex not to talk of the opposite sex.
Certainly, we can't share the same interest, so she means I can't invite my fwends over to take ORIJIN, play cards and FIFA 13, no other girl will come visiting ??
I'd rather stay on my own than to stay with a girl. Btw, my homeboiz rock, never a dull moment with them.

no tz swt. ..u should try it

Daninya11:
Sleeping with someone wife is like scooping fire in your bosom.. What Happens when you walk on hot coals.. You can't pacify the husband when he finds out..
In my place, a woman can be charmed by her husband. The moment she had sex with another man, his joystick will begin to waste away right inside the woman vagina so the man can die on top of the woman after he must have screamed his lung out.. If he is lucky to live, a stronger herbalists has to be sorted out for to revoke the spell of the charm.
You are not even permitted to covet after the wife of some one else.
Na you dem go blame not the woman oo
No free food in Paris..

does dat shii rili work? This is 2015 not 1885. .

How much do u want. ... It mks me extremely happy. .lol

citizenyemi:
I'm single and ready to mingle


Hi every one, I'm single and ready to mingle. I need a matured and God fearing lady i can start a close friendship with. My bbm pin is 5141-8078. Thanks

hehe .u v a problem

yemicoal:
same to u dear. With your bleached skin

lmao e can pain

yemicoal:
same to u dear. With your bleached skin

igbsam:
I just took a trip down to look at your own picture, but men, i got no words.............

ur ugly too..lol

pussypounder:
I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

lmao ur crazy....

Emytexboy:
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their smiles drives me crazy and i feel like.............?

issoryt. ..wee try t smile in my next dp

jmoore:
Freedom of expression.
Why must you shut up a virgin for revealing her status?

If some folks discuss how they fuc* anyhow. Why should that of a virgin be different, huh? She is free to talk about her lifestyle.

One of the most ridiculous statements I have heard for many years is that "no true virgin reveals his or her status". What a lie from the pit of hell!!
The devil is not happy with true virgins who reveal themselves.

ride on pastor! lol ..ode!

ritababe:
Am a virgin

I guess u r...ur too ugly t b screwed. .lmao

Cherrywhite:
She's a beauty........I tank God am also fearfully en wonderfully made.
Smiles.

sure? den upload ya pic let's c weda u wonderfully made or ur "fearfully" made..lool.

Cherrywhite:
She's a beauty........I tank God am also fearfully en wonderfully made.
Smiles.

sure? den upload ya pic let's c weda u wonderfully made or ur "fearfully" made..lool

grt crowd...lmao

wers da crowd?! loool

Airforce1:
when is she gonna show us her husband?

Cuz a woman is nothing without a husband

says hu? c how tiny ur brain is ..tz lyk dat of a mustard seed...goan marry her

Even if dey pay me I won't watch nollywood movies

sexynabila:
Really... When you as woman have more than one s*x partner... It tells on your physical looks

1. You begin to age quick..... Dis is that moment when you tell someone you are 22 & d person says wow u look 32.

2. You begin to loss your skin freshness..... You just start having dis confused skin tone... & u start looking for cream to make ur skin look better but instead d cream drys u off... Its not d cream fault u know

3. You go out of shape quick..... You just start loosing it on ur figure.. Dat is wen ur figure 8 shape turn to figure B.....

Feel free to add your.....

u talking from experience?

sexynabila:
Really... When you as woman have more than one s*x partner... It tells on your physical looks

1. You begin to age quick..... Dis is that moment when you tell someone you are 22 & d person says wow u look 32.

2. You begin to loss your skin freshness..... You just start having dis confused skin tone... & u start looking for cream to make ur skin look better but instead d cream drys u off... Its not d cream fault u know

3. You go out of shape quick..... You just start loosing it on ur figure.. Dat is wen ur figure 8 shape turn to figure B.....

Feel free to add your.....

u talking from experience? lol

My dad

holatin:
am sorry dear, since you gave me d test result yesterday, I haven't been normal.

oh sorry ...I actually used ur urine ...m surprised it came out positive

Jerrick:
Why did you call me a 'smalie'?

cos u small

ochilikoko:
My girl only spends 150 naira to and fro when she pays a visit to my house.

The last time she came, I refused to give her transport fare as I normally do, and when got to her house, she sent me a provocative text message.

So, must I give her the money every time?

y should this even b an issue?

holatin:
will this turn d pregnancy test of my girlfriend to negatives.
Next !!!!!

y u embarrassing me

Jerrick:
I've never lied before. I'm not a liar.

ha! u just lied ...smalie

Haven't met a fruit ah didn't lyk ...If tz list of people u hate ...ehen I can name plenty

Godwin978:
boko haram.I dont know what is wrong with them.if I be god eeeee.

guest what I will do

I will smoke dia body to dead.

first learn how t spell b4 u smoke any body t dead

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hell no! imagine someone screwing u is being screwed too. ..puke