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Cool story, bro...

So in your moment of distress and vulnerability, you became lucid enough to pick up your phone besides the nakked girl, log into Nl, create a topic, waiting for replies for more than 30 mins while your gf is in the other room relaxed and your food getting cold while the nakked one is beside you asking what is NL saying?


You're truly a smart motherfuccker

joseph1832:
Any man might decide not to marry! Its his choice, but can any man decide not to have a mother?.

Yeah also his choice....

Let's say you're in a boat with your mom and wife and it overturned, both don't know how to swim and you could save just one, who would it be?

If you indeed have a wife or an experience in a relationship, you'd realize the spouse comes first. It could be too Herculean for this section to understand as it's filled with kids who are single

McGeorge1:
An apple a day keeps sickness away. The doctor wouldn't have to visit while the driver was away because the apple will prevent the girl from falling sick na.

No offense but this has to be one of the dumbest riddles and dumbest explanations I've seen in a long time

It's solely your choice to make since he doesn't want to father the baby.....

If you're convinced about aborting one, then do it before 20th March before the fetus forms
If you ain't capable of aborting one and don't wanna mother it, give him/her to a befitting home when the time comes
But if you still wanna keep it, then keep it with the promise of loving it unconditionally regardless of the source of the speerm


Like I said it's your choice. Make one you wouldn't regret later, sweetheart

If mere looking at bumshot can make you have an errection, then you're most likely gonna be a serial rapist.

She heard baby mama profession dey pay, so she wan keep this one.

JayKayMaybachz:



How?

Complements nowadays are more or less impassive to their ears. It's like rhymes, they've heard enough not to take any serious

Do anyone of this and you'll be a virgin for life....

Have you seen this?

https://www.nairaland.com/cocostrawberry

agabusta:
Cut the guy some slack abeg, the guy is a student who was passing by and saw the opportunity to collect some free cash.

He is not different from the rest people who has been collecting thousands of GEJ dollars. His own cash is just little cos of his perceived lesser influence capability.

Definitely a lot of people will sanctimoniously come to the internet to denounce his action, but in real life, a whopping 80% of students especially in politically active public schools will collect that money.

Nigerians sha. They condemn unethical practises only when the amount involved is meagre.

Everybody won't be and can't be like you or the poster. Even if you cooked that 80% stats from your pinehole, it doesn't mean I'm part of it regardless of the amount.

Believe this right now, there are sane people in Nigeria and you just met one

The poster should get ass-whooped even if it were dollars but should be cremated for #400 that can't even buy 2 bottles of orijin

#400? I'm really ashamed right now.

Krasid:
That should be the 4th or 5th penalty messi has missed this season.

He's only played 4 penalties this season and missed two. What are you on?

Nice


Working on my abs
Join you guys soon

The side chick

chimoskyg:
The 2nd 1 is a machine

I got 1 thou

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2118589_img2438_jpega9c40befc47a4346b1afa456b9cf7cf5

What is this? Biko remove this capuscle

Stegomiah:
Lol! Provided my data connection is on, it keeps popping up with or without browsing

It's to be a web page or an app. Find out which is then delete

Stegomiah:
This page wants to open a new play store window. Allow?


I keep getting this spam ad, pls how can I remove it, anyone?

Clicking on yes or no makes no difference and it keeps popping up

Stop opening the site

They're feeling the effects of CHANGE!!!!!




Sai Buhari

Abeg, which channel for dstv I fit watch am? My own no dey show am