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CrimeRe: @yomishogunle Feeling Generous. N25,000 For Any Video Showing Police Brutality by decatalyst(m): 10:11am On Aug 12, 2018
What does this guy take us for?


Quite annoying
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye: I Didn't Bath In Denmark Before Getting On Stage by decatalyst(m):
One of the Sacrifice for money.



A good planner should envisage these kinds of things tho.

Those quoting me, guess you don't know anything about "Option B" and "exigency plan"?

I guess a lot of people ignore it because it adds extra cost to their portfolio.
SportsRe: Manchester United Have Cut The Away Dressing Room In To Half To Unveiled This. by decatalyst(m): 8:58am On Aug 12, 2018
That is why we are United!


Man Utd fans gather here and let's take group pictures. grin
RomanceRe: . by decatalyst(m): 8:52am On Aug 12, 2018
I hope you are not stupid or is it stupidity that is running after you?


She could be your destiny helper and future wife. Why push her into the 'wilderness' to fall prey to wolfs and fox? angry
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Whines Her Waist Seductively For 2baba As They Party Together by decatalyst(m): 8:44am On Aug 12, 2018
Orla234:
Unnecessary show!

This would make more sense in the bedroom wink
I beg let her "show" ooo before tubaba sight another ass.

I no be lie when he said "I like women I dey straight forward"
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Somersaults After Member Wins ₦230billion With Lotto Number He Gave Him by decatalyst(m): 9:03pm On Aug 10, 2018
Please who won the money?

CelebritiesRe: "My Private Jet Has Landed In Nigeria" - Davido (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 1:24pm On Aug 09, 2018
But why the swear words nau. undecided

A kid will always be a kid.
CelebritiesRe: Man Promotes "Amen" He Wrote As A Comment To Pastor Adeboye's Prayer On Twitter. by decatalyst(m): 9:37am On Aug 09, 2018
Djinja:
Brainwashed dummy!
Izzit ur dummy brainwashed?

RomanceRe: Parents Should Be Careful: See What An 8 Year Old Submitted On Her Assignment. by decatalyst(m): 9:32am On Aug 09, 2018
Nairaland VAR is saying that this is tale by moonlight tongue

RomanceRe: Male Twitter User Caught Sending Sexually Explicit Messages To A Random Lady by decatalyst(m): 9:39pm On Aug 02, 2018
Cyber bullying is taken with little or no seriousness...punishing the offender is like a myth in our country.
RomanceRe: 'A Black Girl Without Boobs Or Ass Is Incomplete' - Azanian Rose @GoldenMbali by decatalyst(m): 9:34pm On Aug 02, 2018
The truth can not be far fetched from so many lies


Evenly gifted lady but I doubt the brain part. undecided
RomanceRe: Curvy South African Lady Says A Black Girl Without Boobs Or Ass Is Incomplete by decatalyst(m): 9:29pm On Aug 02, 2018
The truth can not be far fetched from so many lies grin


Evenly gifted lady but I doubt the brain part. undecided
RomanceRe: Anytime by decatalyst(m): 9:25pm On Aug 02, 2018
Wait, does she look like a dog?

TravelRe: My Sad And Funny Lagos Experience by decatalyst(m): 9:05pm On Jul 31, 2018
moscobabs:
grin

What you saw in welcome address of Lagos is "This is lagos" not "welcome to Lagos"

I will never forget 2008 after 2 years of graduation without Job, I was shortlisted for an interview in a company via my friend in Ikeja (I have never been to the company before o) I put on my suit and a well polished black shoe to match my gorgeous dressing cos I applied as an Accountant.

When I step out of my house I discovered that everywhere is silent and no movement of yellow buses so I meet some stranded passengers in the bus stop and they told me Saka Saula(NURTW chairman) was assassinated this early morning ,so no commercial vehicle will work except I get private car.

5mins after a danfo arrived and pick us in the bus stop but the tfare is triple, that wasn't my problem anyways cos I have to be in my interview centre bfre 10am and it's 8:30am already in Agege. We already approached Otubu close to Guiness when these touts attack our Danfo they beat everybody esp the driver and conductor for refusing to give respect to the dead, I was using Nokia 23100 then before count of 2 the phone has been removed from my pocket and the only address to where I was going for interview is inside and I didn't have my friend phone number offhand.

The guy that remove it passed it to another guy and that one run away but I hold and drag the guy that remove it and I start crying the idiot still snatch the envelope that contain my credentials.... I really suffer.

I was dragging him till one guy call us and I explained everything to him, the guy is their boss. He pacified me and asked me to call my phone number by 7pm, I was like you dey craz? 10am is my interview and the address is in that phone, bro pls tiyin o ni baje!!! I have been searching for job since 2006 'esanu mi' The guy said he cannot get the guy that took the phone away now until evening.... I have no choice than to go back home with sorrow. I called at exactly 7pm and they asked me to come and collect my phone.

I got the phone back but I lost the job which cost me another 14months home before I finally got a job


Awwwwn.

So sorry about the bolded. May God repay your wait with good successes.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Yeryy Mina Lost €50 Daily To Team-mates Lionel Messi And Luis Suarez. by decatalyst(m): 2:42pm On Jul 31, 2018
ClassRep001:
Your papa
You have issues and u lack morals!
RomanceRe: Man Transfer N10 To Lady, After Saying Her Language Is Money, And This Happened( by decatalyst(m):
Savagely sick boy grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: How Yeryy Mina Lost €50 Daily To Team-mates Lionel Messi And Luis Suarez. by decatalyst(m): 7:54am On Jul 31, 2018
ClassRep001:
slowpoke it's just 50 euros obviously they are just doing that for fun and creating more room for improvement
Obviously your sense of humor is dead and buried or it's a case of 'eyes dead and gone'!

So dimwit, skedaddle from here!
CareerRe: Mohammed Abubakar, Former Aircraft Cleaner Set To Become Captain 24 Years After by decatalyst(m): 7:50am On Jul 31, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
This one does not look like someone that has the basics of flying a plane. His CPL and PPL licences needs be confiscated.
If u no get something reasonable to talk, shut up or I shut you up.

FamilyRe: Toddler Paints Himself In Chocolate After Mum Leaves Him On His Own by decatalyst(m): 7:42am On Jul 31, 2018
Kids simply wanna be a black boy.

CrimeRe: Fake Mad Woman Having Beaten for Trying To Kidnap 2 Kids At Ikorodu Lagos(pics) by decatalyst(m): 6:45am On Jul 31, 2018
Fake madwoman with swag grin
HealthRe: ALCOHOLISM— What You Should Know About It by decatalyst(m): 6:42am On Jul 31, 2018
If you can get a disease called alcoholism, you can have a disease called 'waterism'! grin


Too much desire to drink water grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Yeryy Mina Lost €50 Daily To Team-mates Lionel Messi And Luis Suarez. by decatalyst(m):
uneeking:
Betting against "football monsters" Messi and Suarez! What was he expecting other than lose his bet? Hahaha! grin grin grin
Nah now I believe say no be every body wey get brain dey use am.

How could he have placed such a bet!

Its like a cat daring a lion to try and kill an antelope in the wild. grin
RomanceRe: What Girls Considered Hot In Guys. by decatalyst(m):
What's all these lubbish upstairs? undecided

1. MONEY

2. MONEY

3. MONEY

4. MONEY

5. MONEY

6. MONEY

7. MONEY

8. MONEY

9. MONEY

10. MONEY

11. MONEY

....





32. MONEY!

33. More MONEY! Thats what women see and admire, they do their finger like below when u give them the ring. cool

Car TalkRe: Biker Jailed After Filming Himself Riding At Highest Speed Ever On British Roads by decatalyst(m): 6:41am On Jul 30, 2018
FortifiedCity:
You people should free him. He wants to go to the Olympics
He shouldn't die and stain the roads with his blood and bike's parts jare
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Arrives In Italy Ahead Of Juventus Training Session (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:37am On Jul 30, 2018
A man with a body as hard like a rock.


Trains like a monster....no wonder success is never far from him.

#Amazing
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Anyiego Unveiled 2018 Rolls-royce At Birthday Bash by decatalyst(m): 9:43pm On Jul 29, 2018
Chai!


Money dey where e dey ooo shocked


May our work and acts attract riches, wealth and prosperity. Amen
AutosRe: Toyota Rolls Out New Corolla Sport (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:39pm On Jul 29, 2018
This is sweet!

PoliticsRe: How I Spent 11 Hours On Tree-top To Escape Abduction - Dino Melaye by decatalyst(m): 9:22pm On Jul 29, 2018
DavidEsq:
Even if a squirrel had crawled in there looking and scratching for nuts grin, he wld endured it grin
I no know who dey help them (Olisa matu, Fayose and dino) script their acts. grin

PoliticsRe: How I Spent 11 Hours On Tree-top To Escape Abduction - Dino Melaye by decatalyst(m): 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2018
teckmore:
BABA shut up
If you support we use a baton on Dino's mouth, gather here and let's do head count.

PoliticsRe: How I Spent 11 Hours On Tree-top To Escape Abduction - Dino Melaye by decatalyst(m): 9:14pm On Jul 29, 2018
And termites didn't enter his sokoto to sting his balls undecided

CrimeRe: Doctor And Nurse Arrested As Woman Dies Of Complications After Abortion. Photo by decatalyst(m): 6:36pm On Jul 29, 2018
See as dem dey look like "siddon there".


Awon animal in human skin. sad
PoliticsRe: “I Wouldn’t Bother About You If You Were Raising Cow In Daura”, Galadima by decatalyst(m): 6:32pm On Jul 29, 2018
E woo!

See punchline! grin

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