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Crime › Re: 45 Year Old Man Caught Sleeping With His Daughters And Nieces Says He Is Prepari by decatalyst(m): 10:30am On Apr 14, 2018

“I am preparing my daughters for marriage; this is my move to prepare them for marriage. Don’t beat me up”pleaded the man.

Mofo like this makes one read meaning to so much closeness between father and daughter, mother and daughter.

Travel › Re: Abuja Metro Light Rail In Pictures by decatalyst(m): 10:28am On Apr 14, 2018*

Wow!

Now, this is looking classic.

Finally, we can smile for something in this administration

enonche85:
Point of correction, this is an initiative of the previous administration.

An "initiative" isn't complete without execution.

Conceive-plan-action-execute-appraise.

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Celebrities › Re: Evicted Bbnaija Housemate, Rico Supports #TeamTobi (photo) by decatalyst(m): 10:27am On Apr 14, 2018

Not a bad camp to join Sha.

The dude just act too childish for his size lipsrsealed

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Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Eze And Soji Ogundoyin's Traditional Wedding Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:16am On Apr 14, 2018

flexyfit:
Beautiful

The bride's mum is stunning! kiss

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Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Eze And Soji Ogundoyin's Traditional Wedding Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:13am On Apr 14, 2018

doublewisdom:
She's very skinny. No bress.

But her breast may just be bigger than your medulla undecided

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Education › Re: 7 Useful English Phrases To Say When You Forget Something by decatalyst(m): 10:12am On Apr 14, 2018

When you forget something ehn, the best phrase to use is

"i Buhari my thoughts"

grin

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Romance › Re: Guys What Will Be Your Reaction by decatalyst(m): 10:01am On Apr 14, 2018

I will go on my kneels right there and shout 'thank you Jesus!'

Cuz I have just been saved from a lady that isn't honest, a flirt, a potential woman that will have extra marital affairs in marriage...Someone that could make me become sad for life.

Many people in marriage wished they didn't marry their partner...the live with broken heart. So, when you get a chance to see the true pictures before marriage, weigh your options...in most cases, the best is to run!

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Travel › Re: 23-year-old Zambian Pilot Fulfills Dream Of Flying Parents by decatalyst(m): 9:48am On Apr 14, 2018

timwudz:
UFitFly.com

Wetin do them?

Dem never heal from defacing all cars with their stickers undecided

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Crime › Re: Peace Corp Cadet Allegedly Killed By The Police While Assisting - Pictures by decatalyst(m): 7:43am On Apr 14, 2018

RIP to the man.

On the other hand, a sheep shouldn't flock with goats. The police force is something else!

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Celebrities › Re: Ex Bbnaija Housemate: Teddya Lunches New Record Label "Alpharecors by decatalyst(m): 7:22am On Apr 14, 2018

The logo is so cool.

Like if you like and share if otherwise.

Celebrities › Re: Teddy A And Bambam Welcomed In Abuja Like King And Queen(pics,vid) by decatalyst(m): 10:09pm On Apr 11, 2018

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You mean Toilet King and queen? grin

TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: I Pledge To Support Ex-bbnaija Rico’s Restaurant Idea - Comedian ‘I Go by decatalyst(m): 9:35pm On Apr 11, 2018

The dude really kept his head down...

Himself and Lolu had a descent show until Lolu started having erection on live TV for a certain 'americana' grin

TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: Ebuka Has Damaged My Relationship With Miracle, My Boyfriend – Nina by decatalyst(m): 8:33pm On Apr 10, 2018

Meekdon:
but i dont know why i like her

Maybe cuz 'dull' is not far from you too

grin

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TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: Ebuka Has Damaged My Relationship With Miracle, My Boyfriend – Nina by decatalyst(m): 8:32pm On Apr 10, 2018

A girl with a dull fish brain

undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Blossom Chukwujekwu's Wife's Reaction When She Found Out He Went Beardless by decatalyst(m): 8:25pm On Apr 10, 2018

OrestesDante:

☣ ☠

∆ If he doesn't work you'll say he's jobless... ∆
☣ ☠

Don't mind them. Only a few understand (stress, abuse, demands) what men pass through to put food on the table.

Culture › Re: Aare Onakakanfo Of Yoruba Land Joins Osinbajo And Others For Church Service.PICS by decatalyst(m): 7:39pm On Apr 10, 2018

Utter rubbish!

A renowned pagan should stay away from the church!

Lions don't flock with the sheep! sad

Travel › Re: Every Taxi In Abuja Must Be Air-conditioned By October - FCTA by decatalyst(m): 10:56am On Apr 10, 2018

Our policy makers have come with a streaming hot absurdity again grin

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Celebrities › Re: Gospel Singer, Tope Alabi Celebrates Her Hubby On His Birthday (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 10:34am On Apr 10, 2018

Solidkay:
I just love this woman,
she didn't allow fame and money get into her head.

She's almost a perfect example to all high class society ladies out there.

HBD to your hubby.
many years in plenty.

How could you be comparing her to these useless slay queens.

She has inspired and ministered to many souls.
May God continue to uphold her union. Amen.

Celebrities › Re: Alex Ekubo Lists His Greatest Life Lessons As He Turns 32 Today by decatalyst(m): 9:43am On Apr 10, 2018

Age with grace, fresh boy.

cool

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Cee-C "Why I Always Fight And Talk In My Sleep" by decatalyst(m): 1:54pm On Apr 09, 2018

alphacyborg:
Somniloquy, is a sleep disorder defined as talking during sleep without being aware of it.

Sleep talking can involve complicated dialogues or monologues, complete gibberish or mumbling.

If only hatred will let you use your brain.

I guess she needs a nitwit like you to help manage her 'disorders' since you could even smell it by sniffing your TV! Ode!

Maybe bad attitudes and manners are also 'disorders'!

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Cee-C "Why I Always Fight And Talk In My Sleep" by decatalyst(m): 10:19am On Apr 09, 2018

I said it!

A sane human being can never be moody and abusive all day.

She obviously needs a therapist!

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Health › Re: See How Corpses Are Being Transported To And From The Mortuary In DR Congo by decatalyst(m): 10:12am On Apr 09, 2018

What!

Walahi, we in Africa are a different specie of living things grin

And you expect the olokada man to be normal again? He go reach house sleep with eim wife, born another...? grin

I thought only Kenyans and Zimbabweans are weird, Congo is the headquarters of strange things grin

Celebrities › Re: D'banj, His Wife And Son At John Boyega’s "Pacific Rim Uprising" Screening by decatalyst(m): 6:55am On Apr 09, 2018

Rapsino:
Nice pic.. Take ur wife out is cool.. But not too much..

E se n gan o o o....social advisor! grin

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Crime › Re: Homosexuals Fight In Lagos After Contracting HIV (photo) by decatalyst(m): 6:52am On Apr 09, 2018

They should use into or scissors to pattern themselves. E no concern me.

I dey mind my business biko

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Rico Swavey Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija House 2018 by decatalyst(m): 6:49am On Apr 09, 2018

Coldfeets:
When you come to learn more about human nature, you will discover one shocking thing.

And that shocking thing is this: MOST PEOPLE ARE PRETENDERS.

They will say one thing and condemn some other thing in the public but when you see them in their real self and behind closed doors, just prepare to be shocked when you see them doing the opposite of what they preach in the public.

You have said it all! The world is full of PRETENDERS AND HYPOCRITES.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Rico Swavey Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija House 2018 by decatalyst(m): 6:47am On Apr 09, 2018

juwoonn:
I'm suspecting that cc is a fake housemate. perhaps votes doesn't count for her and this time Bigbrother wants the fake housemate to stay untill the final day before he reveals them as fake. Just my suspicion ni o.

I quite agree with you on that.

Crime › Re: Mob Beat Man For Robbing Woman Of Her ATM Card. Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:25pm On Apr 08, 2018

gbolly0001:
Great ife!!!

Crime › Re: Mob Beat Man For Robbing Woman Of Her ATM Card. Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:23pm On Apr 08, 2018

Pepsi101:
So that he will see the road to the Police cell

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Crime › Re: Mob Beat Man For Robbing Woman Of Her ATM Card. Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:20pm On Apr 08, 2018

lagosrd:
Ure sighted. @ the level of Awo coffee room or sub Abi��

Awo coffee room...them crackers be enjoying the SMS session grin

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Rico Swavey Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija House 2018 by decatalyst(m): 10:10pm On Apr 08, 2018

letusbepieces:
CEEC WILL MAKE IT TO THE FINAL AND PUT YOUR CONE HEAD TO SHAME, SKULL MINER.

ALWAYS BITTER, SICK AND DEMENTED.

NOW TELL US MR SANITY WAT CRIME CEEC COMMITED?

DID SHE KILL YOUR MOTHER? RAPE YOUR FATHER?

HAVE U EVER MET CEEC?

OR IS UR BITTERNESS CENTERED ON THE FACT THAT UR FELLOW AFONJA TOBI DID NOT SEE HER PANT UNTIL SHE LEAVE THE HOUSE?

UR BITTERNESS WILL CONSUME U.

Wow! Never knew someone can be this plainlying stvpid!

My view was not expressed based on ethnic or party affiliation yet a nitwit like you choose to publicly express unfathomable bigotry.

If you feel every comment for or against 'your people' has ethnic or racial sentiments, feel free to do the needful!

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Crime › Re: Mob Beat Man For Robbing Woman Of Her ATM Card. Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:19pm On Apr 08, 2018

This is what is called "maximum Shi shi"

S/O to OAU guys around the world. wink

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Rico Swavey Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija House 2018 by decatalyst(m): 8:05pm On Apr 08, 2018*

Did you guys see that the reason why this country will be A "shithole" for a very long time is just so evident in this so called BigBrotherNaija show?

...the way we keep 'voting' ineffectual buffoons and clueless ones into power year-in-year-out is just so baffling.

How on earth can a group of sane people be voting for that short yam legged saucy girl called Cee-C to be in the house while talented and fairly nice people get evicted!

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