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TV/MoviesRe: #BBNaija: Miracle Emerges As New Head Of House by decatalyst(m): 7:58pm On Feb 19, 2018
Dude just dey feel cool.



I sight envy and jealousy BTW NINA and ANTO.


I like that ANTO girl sha...natural and real!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Years Afta Struggling 4 Job,Man Who Was Meant 2 Start Job In Lagos Tomorrow Dies by decatalyst(m): 9:18pm On Feb 18, 2018
I pray for you and i this night, all those gathered to short circuit our destiny or make us surfer before fulfilling destiny shall die by fire!



The mercy of the Lord shall speak for us against judgment and condemnation in Jesus name.

CrimeRe: UNN Security Officer Assassinated By Cultists (Graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m):
Lord have mercy!




Any cultists caught should face the firing squad! They add no value to the eco system!
RomanceRe: It's Better I Sleep With Old Men For Money, Than Sleep Young Boys"-lady Says by decatalyst(m): 4:36pm On Feb 18, 2018
Wish I could freeze time and moment in order to give her father a condom...so as to save her family this ugly embarrassment.



This the 'thing' wey dey talk seff undecided

If person wan decide to chop frog, make eim kuku chop the one wey get eggs...not this one. sad
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Poses In His Mansion With Tea & Bread, Calls On Nigerians To Yab Him by decatalyst(m): 4:26pm On Feb 18, 2018
With all the money, this particular spaces looks dirty!





So, Nigerians bashing nah comic relief for him or entertaining outrage for him?

See who Una vote put for govt to make law cry
CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots Driver To Death In Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 4:23pm On Feb 18, 2018
It is shameful being a Nigerian most times discussions come up.



Isn't this barbaric?

The Nigeria Police The Barbarians!
CelebritiesRe: If U Dont Remember Any Of This, Then Am Not Your Mate by decatalyst(m): 3:00pm On Feb 18, 2018
jdluv:
My favourite no they. Na pako biscuit me like
No mind OP, we old pass the yeye shild grin

CelebritiesRe: “I Can’t Marry A Woman I Can’t Beat” — Nigerian Comedian Says by decatalyst(m): 9:14am On Feb 18, 2018
Shouldn't this animal be arrested already?



Abi iro ilu wo la wa yi gan cry


I wee try to hold myself

CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Officer Fixing His AK 47 (pics) by decatalyst(m): 9:01am On Feb 18, 2018
See idiot collect disfigured cum malfunctioning gun from the armorer without noticing. undecided


Since nah the #50/#100 wey eim go collect for road side dey eim mind. His own safety isn't even a priority.

FamilyRe: I Married A Stranger! I Caught My Wife With Her Boss At Ikeja Hotel! by decatalyst(m): 11:12pm On Feb 17, 2018
Hey, what's our problem with that?




The way you sound right now...

RomanceRe: Porn Star Offers To Help Football Club Pay Their Players Salary For 4 Months by decatalyst(m): 10:37pm On Feb 17, 2018
friendlyadvice:
grin she gon pay y'all with toto money
Some dude go prefer her money making machine than the money it makes grin

True?
CrimeRe: Between A Student Who Wants To Join Illuminati And A Supposed Member. Photos by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On Feb 17, 2018
Never knew 'illuminati' also use WhatsApp ooo?




Oga oo...quite interesting

RomanceRe: Man Is Searching For Ibadan Lady He Lent N81k To Get A Place (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:04pm On Feb 17, 2018
Here comes one of the mumu dude that shouldn't reproduce biko.



His stupidity is so compound to the extent that he 'mumuly' shows it on social media

CelebritiesRe: Lady Confesses Having Hiv, Advises Guys To Go For Check Up by decatalyst(m): 8:36pm On Feb 17, 2018
The way guy will begin dey curve girls who says "I don't enjoy it with condom"


grin grin grin

TravelRe: The World's Most Incredible Hotel Bathrooms Revealed(Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:20pm On Feb 17, 2018
To fully enjoy the bath in these bathroom/cage nah two people suppose dey.

By two I mean... grin
CelebritiesRe: See What Davido Did To A Lady Who Sent Him Her Nude Picture (photo) by decatalyst(m): 8:03pm On Feb 16, 2018
Shol3:
Davido is in love with choima
Pardon?


In love or in lust? undecided
CrimeRe: Gateman Burns His Employer To Death In Edo, Steals Her Jewelry (Graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:40pm On Jan 30, 2018
Ewww...

FamilyRe: Lady Who Danced While Heavily Pregnant Shows Off Her Body 10 Days After Delivery by decatalyst(m): 9:36pm On Jan 30, 2018
So, with this big belle nah 'only' one that dropped? undecided

PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Mad Man Turns Traffic Warden Cubicle To His Bed Room In Ibadan by decatalyst(m): 8:15pm On Jan 29, 2018
But wait o...SO? Warris there?

Shebi Fulani's cows sef go soon dey colonize our ancestor's land. undecided

Make eim put small table jare arrange TV join!
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Mad Man Turns Traffic Warden Cubicle To His Bed Room In Ibadan by decatalyst(m): 8:07pm On Jan 29, 2018
Make I see who dem born well wey go chase am comot except e wan go buy garri and cold water grin grin

AutosRe: 'I Love Buying Nigeria Made Vehicles " The Bill Board I Saw In Iwo by decatalyst(m): 3:25pm On Jan 28, 2018
moscobabs:
No doubt The Oluwo of Iwo is enjoying his new SUV got from Nigeria car Manufacturer "Innoson Motors " hence he made some Billboards to advertise the product to the whole Odun state.

We need to applause the cute Oba .

Nairalanders what can u say to this?
Sorry, your reportage is terrible!

Stop 'rushing' to post!
CrimeRe: Badoo Boys Kill A Man, Injure His Son (Graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 3:22pm On Jan 28, 2018
SadiqBabaSani:
Badooo again, D Over hyped Ambode Can't Even secure Lagos, SmH fr Mediocre Govs.

CelebritiesRe: I Use Condom When Having S3x With Ladies To Avoid Babymamas – Adekunle Gold by decatalyst(m): 11:28am On Jan 28, 2018
cruzita:
grin CONDOM?WHAT IS IT?
The name of the new lotion cream in town.

I could help you use one as a trial cool
RomanceRe: I Have Never Been This Wet, Woman Says After Sex With Her Pastor by decatalyst(m): 11:23am On Jan 28, 2018
1. You have never been this wet..

2. You kept the affair going for two freaking months!


Now u are here saying you don't know what he used for you... See her mouth

PoliticsRe: Court Orders Afolayan, Ex-navy Chief, To Pay N9m To Herdsman For Seizing 42 Cows by decatalyst(m): 10:10am On Jan 28, 2018
ckmayoca:
has any farmer been awarded any damages from herdsmen by any court of law in Nigeria?
Not only the Executive and Legislative arm is terrible at decision making, the JUDICIARY is doing far better in this regard.


Nigeria is in a deep sh!t!
CelebritiesRe: Asa Asika Meets DJ Cuppy's Father, Femi Otedola (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 8:31am On Jan 28, 2018
If it doesn't go as plan again...we go hear "men are scum" cry all around social media.




But the dude fit be their new drycleaner oo....bloggers can lie grin

CultureRe: Graphic Photo: Man Kills An Entire Chimpanzee Family At Sapele, Delta State by decatalyst(m): 7:46pm On Jan 27, 2018
Olalan:
Not really a good one, govt needs to orientate the populace on the importance of preserving nature.
CultureRe: Graphic Photo: Man Kills An Entire Chimpanzee Family At Sapele, Delta State by decatalyst(m): 7:40pm On Jan 27, 2018
Olalan:
Not really a good one, govt needs to orientate the populace on the importance of preserving nature.
Agree that there is a need for orientation cum reorientation of the populace but the orientation that is most needed is the orientation of these politithiefians.
Christianity EtcRe: HELP !! Theres A FACE In My TV Screen Staring At Me No Matter I Do ! by decatalyst(m): 9:07pm On Jan 26, 2018
Your village people are starting to reason your matter this 2018.

grin

CrimeRe: 'Dogo Russia’, Kidnap Gang Leader Arrested By Security Operatives In Kaduna by decatalyst(m): 8:53pm On Jan 25, 2018
LONJITARLE:
Well done our able police men.

Don't spoil this hardwork ooo, justice system.
You mean they should not blow their balls?

grin grin
FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife Selling Her Nude Pictures To Other Men. What Should I Do? by decatalyst(m): 1:35pm On Jan 25, 2018
Use your head before she sell you join

ComputersRe: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by decatalyst(m): 8:00pm On Jan 24, 2018
phemmyfour:
can't be unlock remotely
Thanks for the feedback. Are you based in Ibadan?

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