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Nairaland GeneralRe: Inside Gabola Church In South Africa Where Alcohol Is Required For Worship And B by decatalyst(m): 7:15pm On Apr 22, 2018
dafeyankee:
My kind of Church.

If this Church opens in the East, it will flourish big time as long as they serve only HERO beer.
You for say your 'favourite gathering' biko

Nairaland GeneralRe: Inside Gabola Church In South Africa Where Alcohol Is Required For Worship And B by decatalyst(m): 7:06pm On Apr 22, 2018
Holy Fvck!

EventsRe: Dog Killed And Beheaded At A Burial In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:46pm On Apr 22, 2018
I thought rituals and stuffs ain't performed in that side nau

CelebritiesRe: Tobe Oboli Celebrates His Mother, Omoni Oboli's 40th Birthday With Family Photo by decatalyst(m): 5:22pm On Apr 22, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Awww so sweet of him...... the boy is hawt kiss kiss his face is everything kiss kiss cool
The boy after reading your comment...

TravelRe: Man Rides Bicycle Taller Than A Bus On Lagos Road (pics) by decatalyst(m): 4:55pm On Apr 22, 2018
DANGEROUS PLAY


For eim mind now, he is balling? The breeze of Dangote trailer or the shout from an agbero would send him into the lagoon! grin

FoodRe: Made In Nigeria Rice Floods Shoprite by decatalyst(m):
That's the way to go to grow! cool




God bless the farmers who refuse to be 'lazy'
RomanceRe: Shock As Female Singer Performs In Church In Bum Shorts And Bra (watch Video) by decatalyst(m): 4:39pm On Apr 22, 2018
Is this a mockery or some sort of?


undecided

PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Visits Sandra Davou, Sergeant Assaulted At The Senate by decatalyst(m): 3:05pm On Apr 22, 2018
See his head...



The person that came to steal the mace be looking like...after seeing Saraki's head...he wish he came along with just a grenade.

RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Share Video Of Her Dad Braiding Her Mom's Hair (video) by decatalyst(m): 2:08pm On Apr 22, 2018
And?

CelebritiesRe: Kunle Afolayan: My Brother, Aremu Is Stupid For Saying Our Father Was Very Poor by decatalyst(m):
These ones want to give us Peter vs Paul refined edition?

CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija: Teddy A To Launch Clothing Line “badman Apparel” by decatalyst(m): 11:58am On Apr 22, 2018
Dude is the real gainer of this Big Brother Naija thing.





Dude got to make his music dreams come to reality and he is gradually creating a brand.


Bam bam is a means to an end grin
RomanceRe: I Will Willingly Crucify Myself Any Day Nigerian Police Exhibit This Gesture!!! by decatalyst(m): 11:52am On Apr 22, 2018
Earthbound:
OK we have heard.

I will personally pay a carpenter to make the cross for you, and I will be sipping on a piña colada while you're screaming in agony.
He thought he is making sense with what he wrote up there. undecided

PoliticsRe: Okorocha: I Have Retired Old Politicians In Imo So Young People Can Take Over by decatalyst(m): 7:03am On Apr 22, 2018
Who is paying their gratuity and pensions?









Funny politicians just full this country grin
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello's Distinction Results: Fans React (Screenshots) by decatalyst(m): 7:01pm On Apr 21, 2018
Treasure17:
Congratulations cause you are not a lazy youth.
I deserve some accolades for visiting Nairaland everyday with the phone and data I bought with my earned money without @seun offering any inducement. cool
CelebritiesRe: Falz & Dad Pictured Together - Check , Omotala , Orezi & Spiff's Caption by decatalyst(m): 4:13pm On Apr 21, 2018
Just say you want to vote BUHARI in 2019 make I break your skull now now.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Teju Babyface & Wife, Welcome A Set Of Twins After 6 Years Of Marriage by decatalyst(m): 4:04pm On Apr 21, 2018
Everyone just dey born twins up and down






Oluwa, don't forget me when I wan start to dey shoot my shots oooo
TravelRe: Okada & Bus Drivers Collide In Anambra, 2 Die On Spot, Others Injured (Graphic) by decatalyst(m): 10:14am On Apr 20, 2018
RIP to the dead.


But the way some mofos ride their bike and vehicle ehn, you go think say them get extra Iives a home.
sad sad


May God protect us from untimely and unfortunate death/hazards. Amen
CelebritiesRe: Actor Jim Iyke And Actress Onyi Alex Pictured Together In Adorable Photo by decatalyst(m): 6:41am On Apr 20, 2018
izospindle:
What is that woman doing in the third picture hope is not what I am thinking grin shocked
Nah dah one you go see

CelebritiesRe: Cdq Reacts To Lazy Nigerian Youth Comment With Adorable Photo by decatalyst(m): 6:38am On Apr 20, 2018
Yo!


Don't I deserve some accolades for still being a Nigerian after all these hardships and imbecilic leaderships!

cool

CelebritiesRe: Lanre Gentry Throws Shade At Mercy Aigbe: "When A Woman Has Sex With Many Men" by decatalyst(m): 6:35am On Apr 20, 2018
I have this for the two both of them angry

PoliticsRe: Queen Elizabeth Hosts President Buhari And Wife, Aisha To Lavish Dinner by decatalyst(m): 10:15pm On Apr 19, 2018
See how they are using ordinary food to lure him to accept same sex marriage. undecided

CelebritiesRe: Timaya Shares Photos Of His Magnificent Mansion by decatalyst(m):
I will never be poor in this life!







May God help me

May God water the land to make the hustle more rewarding. Amen.

The poster below has scratchy palms undecided

FamilyRe: To My Dad: I've Forgiven You. by decatalyst(m): 8:28pm On Apr 19, 2018
Too late to mend cry






Never procrastinate the opportunity to express your feelings...whether good or bad. Letting it out takes the 'burden' off you and createa an opportunity to mend ways.


Bro, move on and be good to everyone you get in contact with. All will be fine.
RomanceRe: 'My Future Husband Must Bath In The River For 3 Days'; Nigerian Lady Says.Photos by decatalyst(m): 8:25pm On Apr 18, 2018
No problem at all...You go just tey for house well well











Well, as for me nah until.... grin

RomanceRe: I Love This Girl With All My Heart But She Not Giving Me Attention. by decatalyst(m):
Papacypaul:
Actually am a year 3 medical student trying to ask a girl in my class out, although we hv been friends together for a while which i assume is even turning out into a relationship so i summoned up courage to ask her out bt she said she can't date her class mate . after a while a notice d change in attitude of the girl towards me since when i asked her out, to the extent that she block my number and ever warn me not to reach her place.. but my greatest Surprise was that this girl have not been behaving to me like this before don't jst know where i offend her or why she jst developed hatred for me..plz i need advice plz
Flirt or date her friend...


Thank me later cool

CelebritiesRe: Tekno Releases Teaser To His New Jam,Drake Reacts. (Pics, Video) by decatalyst(m): 10:58am On Apr 17, 2018
Someone should help me with what "CHUNE" mean biko
sad


Trying hard to know what it means...

CrimeRe: Policemen On Illegal Duty Shoot Two Wedding Guests (photo) by decatalyst(m): 6:40am On Apr 17, 2018
adeniyi3971:
Policemen or Government assassins?
The two both of them are killers grin


Keeping this...for both of them

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Dancers Thank Beyoncé After Their Performance With Her At The Coachell by decatalyst(m): 10:01pm On Apr 15, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Men like you are the type that kills their daughters/wife dreams
You have missed the pun. Lol! grin
CelebritiesRe: Its Not Juju! PRO, Dolapo Badmos Explains How Davido's New Bae Won His Heart by decatalyst(m): 9:53pm On Apr 15, 2018
Mo da ran!


Is that her duty post?

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Dancers Thank Beyoncé After Their Performance With Her At The Coachell by decatalyst(m): 9:52pm On Apr 15, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Go girl and slay the world wink Remember don't settle for less kiss
Yeah...slaying the world in pants and makeup

RomanceRe: Good Food Or Good Sex Which Would You Choose? by decatalyst(m): 9:49pm On Apr 15, 2018
Temzygold:
I prefer fried rice and chicken to a strong banana with milk tongue tongue lipsrsealed
The fried rice and chicken with chivita

Hmmmm...yum yum grin

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