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Terrific work has gone into his body and mind.

Great actor

Cute kids.

That's a responsible man there...not the kids having two kids and above for different slayqueens

beardlessdude:
so what does pimple on face and boil on bum has to do with her Being ugly? You can keep quiet if you have nothing to say

Ode,

Read BTW the lines. That's why you fail

He finally told us the reason behind his unnecessary hype, flaunting, jabbing, hating, music...


Innocence fall on you!

Some legs dey try sha...see the waight e dey carry?

The headline sound so dumb!

Nah through the mouth he for make love to them nau

You two, should qualify for "two brainless criminals"!

Ugly things doing wonders with their fingers

Warris my business ke? Lemme come and be going...

Wizzy, does this mean he is international now?

And is Mr Duck now looking like an orangutan?

Choi!

As e dey hot

Better served when hot jare...the fool calling her ugly fit get pimples on his/her face and boil on his/her bum o

C'mon, did you all see what I am seeing?

WTF!

prince3009:
Igbo girls are NOT wayward. 99% of girls in the SE can never open their legs for you except you are ready for a meaningful relationship.

tell me another truthful lie, plsssssssssssssssssssssssss

That's a double blow for the family.


Wondering how they will survive this hallenge. May God send help their way. Amen

HarmonyDee:
it is thrilling when you see how far this people have gone but then you look at Nigeria and all you want to do is pray for her.

The ish about Nigeria isn't to be solved by prayer. It is hard work. Very very hard work.

It is not an accident that "work" comes before "pray" in the bible. We must work really very hard before backing it with prayer.

HarmonyDee:
Damn! i love this

That's some gut on display, baby

Posters above me said bubu dey land for hospital beds

That's savagery of the highest order!


Make I go find somewhere to land...

You mean no ukwu from the developed village you are coming from?

Tot you are also a developer nau

So 'they' developed/HUMBLED your prick in Lagos?

SageTravels:
Yamauchi says she told a flight attendant about the problem, but the woman just shrugged, said the flight was full and walked away.

The company [b]issued an apology [/b]five days after the incident.

Apolo Wetin?

That is flagrant disrespect for the customer and terrible customer service.

She should just press charges, biko

At the end of it all, he still enter the police van

Ode, disgracing his manhood

Part of the things you see on Nigerian streets that could make you mistakenly tear your promotion letter thinking at that moment its the puff puff paper you are tearing

Evablizin:
Exactly,he should not be tired and unhappy it's too early the battle is just ragging

He should be sharpening his sword and spear for the war ahead

selfmadeboss:
hungerrrr don alreaaaaaaadyyyy fallllll on youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

And stupidity on you

Drnice:
Mine would be to put on light blue & white. She to put on white & purple. Looking forward to that day. May God help us all, to all #SingleGuys. Winks...

May your dreams and mine never be cut short. Amen.

MRSoftapples:
More power fall on his sexual strength.

Nairalanders, I present to you...

Juliette05:
OP,when you put up a product for sale, you should expect buyers,if you don't like the attention, quit, stop blaming the clients

Simply put, whoever licks mango @ a market square need no more invite for the flies.

selfmadeboss:
oh my fuckingggg gooddddd, pleaseeee shutttt yourrrrr poooooooorrrrr moouutthhhh upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

With the conflict between ur keypad and your fingers, I can deductively conclude that your brain has regressed beyond expectation.

"We" give these two kids too much undeserved attention.

STUPIDITY!

10eola:
Who else saw the packet of cigar

Eagle eye!

Wehdon sir!

STUPIDITY!

ElizaVeta:
Even when they're naked, that thing can not reach it... Too phat!

Which thing?

The choice of colors are sweet

ZarZar:
OK, I don't regret it per se but I've always wondered what if.

I met a "perfect stranger" once, it was when I was about 17 or 18 years old. It was the school holidays & I was going back to my hometown, to spend time with relatives. My sister dropped me off at the bus terminus & I boarded my bus, really not looking forward to the long journey ahead. I was sitting alone, the seat next to me was empty & I put a bag on it on purpose because I didn't feel like small talk with whomever was going to sit next to me. The bus moved from one city to the next, it was there that he boarded the bus. There was not that much available space inside, so I had to give up "my" other seat. I didn't even look up to see who was sitting next to me, I was feeling that much antisocial at the time

A very long moment of silence between us went, but then he broke the ice by asking if it was my 1st time going to EL. I told him no I was born there. He admitted it was his 1st time & that he was going there to meet his brother. The conversation soon moved on to other general things. We were no longer strangers. He talked a lot lol. As he spoke, I was busy "studying" him. He was attractive

Long story short, he did some things for me during our trip, that really touched me to the core. 1) was when the bus stopped so we could all stretch some legs & buy refreshments. I've bought food before I boarded the bus but I didn't buy anything to drink. I planned to buy some juice at the place where it stopped. But it was dark & freezing cold outside, so I didn't feel like going outside the heated bus. He said he wanted to buy airtime at the convenient store & asked if I needed anything. I gave him money to bring me some juice. To my surprise, he came back with so many things, he could barely hold them. He gave me back my money & said everything he bought was for me, his "new friend". I almost cried. Honestly, I'm easily touched by random acts of kindness. I was really digging him at this point, just not in a BF/GF kind of way. Anyway, the next morning we arrived at my hometown. It was raining hard.This guy quickly bought an umbrella & we huddled under it like a couple I told him I was gonna go catch my taxi home, but he begged me to wait with him. His brother was coming to fetch him. Since he's been good to me & it was his 1st time, I decided to sit with him until his brother arrived. When his brother arrived, he offered to drop me home. Amazingly, we were going to the same part of the city, so it wasn't going to be an inconvenience on their part. His brother told me he had to 1st drop groceries at his house as some things were going to melt. I had no problem going with them because he was talking to his wife on the phone, so I knew I was safe going with them to their house. OMG, when we got there, the wife made such a huge fuss over me. She thought I was the younger brother's GF lol. I explained that we met at the bus, she said but you make such a cute couple blah blah blah She said no you can't go home now, you have to come in for breakfast etc. I spent almost 3 hours with them. They were such a lovely family & they treated me like family too. Later they dropped me off at home. I saw them again 2 or 3 times after. I was invited to a party they were throwing. The "boo" gave me his cell number, but I didn't have a phone at the time, so we kinda lost touch that way.

I will never forget those people for as long as I live. Plus I was at a dark place in life at the time, so they really made me feel like I was human, yanno.

I was touched by the last few paragraphs of the piece you wrote up there.

Such is life dear.