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Nairaland GeneralRe: The Other Side Of The Nigerian Army By A Nairalander. by decatalyst(m): 11:05am On Jun 11, 2017
My dream job is actually to be a soldier...I would still grab the opportunity if one is thrown at me but, the Nigeria Police Force? Lai lai! Over my dead decomposing body!


Godspeed soldiers!

God bless NA

God bless Nigeria.
FamilyRe: Woman & Her Son Got Electrocuted In Ibadan This Morning In Ibadan (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:29am On Jun 11, 2017
dingbang:
My condolences to the aggrieved husband
And the family.

I feel really bad for them...May their soul rest in peace
CelebritiesRe: Meet Charlie Sheen’s New Girlfriend Who’s Not Scared Of HIV by decatalyst(m): 10:19am On Jun 11, 2017
sexybbstar:
See I'm look for someone that'll satisfy me, looking for someone that loves me completely, looking for someone to show me true love..... Na tuface sing am.
I testify wink
CelebritiesRe: 2face And Annie Idibia Lovedup In New Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:14am On Jun 11, 2017
Let everything begin? After how many kids?

CelebritiesRe: Kanayo Kanayo Joins Korede Bello On Stage,Dances As He Sings Godwin In Abuja(pix by decatalyst(m):
Which kind Jean be this nau huh

E go expensive small o but its not appealing jare.

I can't even wear it sef tongue

CrimeRe: Aguleri & Umuleri Clash In Anambra, Heads Broken, Properties Destroyed (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:51am On Jun 11, 2017
There are serious cracks within the set up...and I keep wondering how peaceful coexistence would be possible.

There is a very long way to go.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Mum Celebrates Her 3 Unique Children Born Same Day Different Years by decatalyst(m): 9:47am On Jun 11, 2017
Simply amazing!

My papa no get time to plan what month the birth go be neither does my mama able to hold on enough to wait till the birth month and date of our first born...till the last born
grin grin
CrimeRe: What's Wrong With This Owerri Zenith Bank Crime Scene? (Graphic Images) by decatalyst(m): 9:25am On Jun 11, 2017
gypsey:
jeeeez! I think you have won the Gold medal infact 2 Gold medals, incase you lose the first one, for the most liked comment since I have been visiting this forum, your comments was clean, interesting, clear and robust, tirigbosaa! for you.
Awwww!

Honored sir.
RomanceRe: Have Enough To Feed The Nation,lagos Based Girl With Big Boob Causes Stir Online by decatalyst(m): 9:23am On Jun 11, 2017
The problem rekaado banks saw was at the back.

But our sister's own is at the front...nah everyday she face are problem grin

CelebritiesRe: Too Much Money - Kcee Shows Off Wads Of Cash On Socail Media by decatalyst(m): 9:12am On Jun 11, 2017
But what do they really want to gain from doing this?


Are trying to pepper their ancestors? angry

PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Ajimobi, Osinbajo, Bisi Akande And Saraki Laughing Out Loud by decatalyst(m): 9:09am On Jun 11, 2017
Our problems laughing at us? cry

RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Onitsha Mall (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:07am On Jun 11, 2017
And the other guy in the picture just open teeth like a roasted goat grin

Dude didn't even know that he is rubbing his madingo on the cashier's counter already grin

CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi & Temi Otedola Are Dating (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:07pm On Jun 10, 2017
This one want to do eim own comot like our bloda dah ran to the sky because of a dead python

grin grin
CelebritiesRe: See Photo :olamide And Crew Steps Out With A Unique Style by decatalyst(m): 10:43pm On Jun 10, 2017
People dey bleach face, olamide dey bleach leg and hair
grin
They kinda look funny somehow grin

PoliticsRe: Kayode Ogundamisi Offers Family Of Police Killed In Owerri Bank Robbery 50k by decatalyst(m): 10:33pm On Jun 10, 2017
Thinking how much lalasticlala would give

CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi Hang Out With DJ Cuppy & Sister Temi At A Wedding In London (pics, Vid) by decatalyst(m): 10:12pm On Jun 10, 2017
etzskillz:
nigga be bleeping fresh punna
You don't even know the meaning of 'fresh'...

CrimeRe: What's Wrong With This Owerri Zenith Bank Crime Scene? (Graphic Images) by decatalyst(m):
Bros calm down.

The police you see in that picture are slowpokes. They are just there to fulfill all righteousness of visiting a crime scene.

You were expecting to see yellow tapping around the crime scene with emergency ambulance, cops with gloves, object labelling, evidence carrier kit, forensic and homicide cops battling to unravel what an ordinary citizen can not decipher, right?

The last time I checked, Nigeria is an underdeveloped country. Cased closed! lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Baby Girl Unharmed After A Truck Ran Over Her While Sleeping by decatalyst(m): 3:17pm On Jun 10, 2017
Muafrika2:
Take her to hospital for checkup. She may have soft tissue or internal injuries.
Modaran!

Which one is 'hard' tissue?

PoliticsRe: Igbo Man Moves Out Of Kaduna Following Arewa Youths' Ultimatum (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 3:15pm On Jun 10, 2017
EzeUche:
More like a SMART Igbo man.
Whether the threat is genuine or not, safety first!
TravelRe: Little Girl Unhurt After Truck Ran Over Shop Where She Was Sleeping In Imo State by decatalyst(m): 3:13pm On Jun 10, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
Her Father's juju is very potent.
I am only bemused by your stupidity so I needed to just laugh hard to get over it. grin

TravelRe: Little Girl Unhurt After Truck Ran Over Shop Where She Was Sleeping In Imo State by decatalyst(m): 3:11pm On Jun 10, 2017
Her guidian angel is very caring and powerful wink
FamilyRe: See How A Dead Man Punished Disloyal Son-in-law From The Grave by decatalyst(m): 3:09pm On Jun 10, 2017
A typical Nollywood movie script. undecided


Can we move on to the next one, please?

PoliticsRe: Man Bows To Nnamdi Kanu Throws Bible PICS by decatalyst(m): 2:09pm On Jun 10, 2017
dealslip:
I thought they say Igbos don't bow to anyone.
The one dah one is doing is what they call "hypocrisy"!...only fools act that way lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Photo Of 8 Arrested For Diverting Unilever Goods Into A Warehouse At Okokomaiko by decatalyst(m): 2:05pm On Jun 10, 2017
They should rot in jail!

Only God knows how many companies has fold up due to fraudulent staff and sharp practices.

They should investigate the one with big belle, which of the product dey eim belle grin
SportsRe: Super Eagles Will Not Let Nigerians Down Against South Africa. by decatalyst(m): 1:52pm On Jun 10, 2017
You wee not let which Nigeria down?

Nigerians are already down jare...Una better play well maybe we can stand up from where we dey undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wow!! Ray Hushpuppi Spends Over N2.3 Million Naira At A Night Club In Victoria I by decatalyst(m): 1:50pm On Jun 10, 2017
You have money that people don't have and you keep peppering them like this?

Fear God nau cry

TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Insult Nigerians With "Petrol" Raffle Draw!!! (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 1:49pm On Jun 10, 2017
Pure market intelligence at work!


I think they did a survey and discovered power to be the main reason why subscriber numbers are going down by the day...so they came up with that gimmick.

It could work so well and it could not still have any effect on their sale in the next quarter.
SportsRe: Saudi Arabia Bans Barcelona Shirts With €135,000 Fine And 15-year Jail Sentence by decatalyst(m): 1:45pm On Jun 10, 2017
CarolineOlawale:
Nnamdi kanu is a flat headed bastardized person!
Why are you looking for unnecessary trouble upandan?


Let's live in peace nah
PoliticsRe: Men Requested To Be Arrested Because Of This Beautiful Police DPO- Twitter User by decatalyst(m): 1:42pm On Jun 10, 2017
Still not as beautiful as my

Adetoun kiss kiss

PoliticsRe: Fayose Gives N20,000 To A Teacher Whose Shoe Got Spoilt In A Meeting by decatalyst(m): 1:38pm On Jun 10, 2017
Chikelue2000:
guy wetin be ur own?, u well so
You forgot ur appointment is for 12pm on Saturdays?
RomanceRe: Passengers Watch As Couple Have Sex On Flight [SEE PHOTOS] by decatalyst(m): 12:34pm On Jun 10, 2017
They should get sued for public disturbance and breach of flight regulations!

Let someone fasting be on that plane and watch their reaction undecided

RomanceRe: Passengers Watch As Couple Have Sex On Flight [SEE PHOTOS] by decatalyst(m): 12:30pm On Jun 10, 2017
sllylie:
crazy couple.
I wud definitely do somethn like that grin
Obviously you would

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