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Why Una no dey date girls in the same category with Una...
Just use sense collect your phone back, simple as ABC.

JigsawKillah:
There's no redemption for this place.

Get the dying game resurrected, l know you can...Or ya pen don old

Started from the crash, back then dropping whack hooks and rhymes/
Thought making it to the top was ma wildest dream and trash_when l see dope dawgs cooking flows so divine/
"Man, you're wackest rapper" that was that constant song/
Back then even though my rhymes wasn't right but l know what l was doing wasn't wrong/
Around me or foreign lands, so oneday into stardom l'll will be good to go/
l don't menstrate but peeps longing to see me flow/
Gone are the days, they say l can't wrap even if l got the gift/
They loved playing wise_, and they called me a fool and gave me a space_,stil asked me to shift/
And gat me so high to mingle with the stars and fooled they men wise got 'em following ma star/
See, dude, nothing can hold you down expect gravity, so don't give up on who you are/
Like seas, l'm waving ways, realest like there's no room for fake/
Heaven ma destination cos life ain't home oh (homo) , lost niggas around me, they're just a group of gays/
Countless God's blessings in ma life_depend not on ma might_but l never stop to pray/

#Rex

Ma skills imprisoned niggas- now they texting with the cell phones/
Even if l free em from the barz, they gon' be empty like a dead phone/
See, l dethrone kings and in the fire l got em thrown/
l snatched your girlfriend/and broke her heart, now she's heartless/
Even if you act cool, she won't give you a chance cos her temper l've made the hottest/



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Ma skills imprisoned niggas- now they texting with the cell phones/
Even if l free em from the barz, they gon' be empty like a dead phone/
See, l dethrone kings and in the fire l got em thrown/
l snatched your girlfriend/and broke her heart, now she's heartless/
Even if you act cool, she won't give you a chance cos her temper l've made the hottest/


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And there l come into the game to hijack pads...from those with fragile hearts/
Y'all so boring, when you walk in the fornt alone/ is the only time you ahead dawgs/
My skills so sick, now dead and reborn/ that's enternity/
l'm so cruel, you offend me and ama kill your whole/ household and put your town in T/
(T for trouble)
Ama hit you harder than a robber knocking down a bank's gate/
When l overshadow you, l gon' leave you dumbfounded in the dark's state/



just trying tho

kalufelix:
But Is It True He Is And Indian Fraudster??

Nah, He is GOD in human's flesh... Try reading ur bible to knw more Him ursef

kalufelix:
Seriously I Dont Understand All These Jesus New Testament Apostle Desciple Things..

cos you aint reading your bible meditatively

Lmao

Freestyle


Starring at mirror, looking frustrated but suddenly, my reflection becomes two/
It was ma dad's, who placed his hands on my two shoulders...and said; "son, stay focused, no matter what you passing through/ Be a true soldier...who ever stays awake to make his dream comes through/
See, I wasn't born with sliver spoon but manufactured one/
I stepped out as a loser but eventually won/

Ibime:
My people, come celebrate with your boy. My wife just dropped this little girl earlier this morning

Congratulation; man.

Paramount01:
Hello friends, I am segun by name who created a topic on these forum 3weeks ago that I don't know how to toast a girl, but thank God for God and my friends who took me through real training I was able to toast 1 girl on whatapp because I am introvert in nature. However me and the girl are serving. together in the same state but different local government., though the girl as not accepted my proposal and her whatapp phone as spoil so I need to be calling her always but I always got afraid because I always don't know what to say because I am introvert I can't start a discussion. Please what can I be saying apart from what did you eat because all what I have been saying all these while is what did you eat. Please help me out.!!!

1) teasing
2) sarcasm
3) bed talking
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Those are the three things you nid... Niggur

Tel another lie abeg recession kor possession ni (4 dis country).
If she do sef, her parent go frustrate her lyf

ItsMeAboki:
Oh! you mean how your Catholic priests love raping young boys, fvcking them through the arse; no wonder homosexuality has got a foothold in the Church, soon it may even be part of your regular service.
LOL, better start preparing to be receiving your holy communion through the anus.

bitch!!!
I wonder how ur man is called human cos you just blasphemy.
So shut up!!!
I wonder why some Muslims are so lunatic.
Come to talk of it, when is it that you guys love to criticise those that don't believe in Islam or something and besides never in ur life make mention of CATHOLIC cos you know nothing about it.
I'm just a guy that doesn't argue on religion matters or criticize it cos i gat no time for religious crisis.
And ma believe is "RELIGIONS DON'T SAVE BUT GOD DOES"
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I LOVE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND I WILL 4VA BE CATHOLIC, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY...
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#God have mercy on the blind lyk dis dude. Amen.

ruggedadventure:
Why don't u type in English bro

lolz when he wanted to shake him, i mean.... Was that written in Chinese lang

danchezzy:
lol...but na Yoruba him Wan rap?

ruggedadventure:
Lol.....na lil Wayne tell u dat one

haven't heard lil Wayne poured wine on him wen wizkid wanted to give me handshake...

Hilarious write up you will never forget.
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1) A thief off his shoes in the balcony of the place he went to rob because he has home training

2) Hannah, which country would you like to visit?
She replied UK cos i prefer UK to London.
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3) i caught him copying ma exams when i saw ma name on his exam's script... Mumu copied ma name too :>
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4) Ibadan girls eh!
I saw one beautiful ib girl lyk that on a lovely outfit, so i confessed to her that she looks so charming.
She looked so frustrated (seems angry) and replied "pls, pls! Me ke, me ha no dey charming cos ha no get charm, ha no be herbalist pikin". eh, I exclaimed
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5) mom and bolu conversation below:
Mom: who just entered the kitchen...
Bolu: (guilty conscience) me, no problem, Ma?
Mom: a big problem oo, who stole the meat in the fry pan?
8olu: no i ain't the one oo n bsyds who on earth would steal that salty meat?
Mom: chimo, how did you know the meat is salty?
Bolu: m....eh...mm
(bolu fell in love with some strokes of cane that moment)

xedyl:
I don't agree with him on this one... Wizkid setting the pace for them to follow.

he didn't set any pace ooo, he pleaded to mingle with them cos even lil Wayne wasn't impress seeing wizkid in their midst or rolling with them

Cool unlike wizkid wey dey follow foreigner dey waka about... Pride gon kill am... Love olamide and his humility

Naija won't stop fooling

Wow......... Happy for him

Studious story that only nids attention... It's funny tho

Is that moment you mind gon' be shilly shally n mind's excuses gon' arise eg lyk "she might embarrass me cos she seems richer than me", she might be older than me oo especially girl that got rapid growth (and one may be older than her by far) and most of all, i ain't her type, her bf must a very rich guy (while she doesn't even have a bf cos every guy seems scared of approaching her) and she definitely befriend rich and high class fellows...
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#speaking from experience

HARDBUOI:
yes i think everyguy has spirit of shyn3ss in him at some point
but not everyguy has dat spirit of boldness

you just stated nothing but the truth, dude.
Buh shyness no gud ooo, e dey make person lose frosh n richy babes oo

No matter how brave a guy could be whenever he comes cross a very beautiful girl, he becomes a shy guy too... Yes or no?
If "yes", gives ya reason and if "No", gives ya reason too
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#you can prove me wrong if you think it's a fabrication

Who all dis epp?