DaimlerBen:

my own gf said from her calculations we don't have chemistry so we won't work out...well, I just laughed cos I figured she was probably bad at maths

Staring at him intently, she took off her BRA slowly, with BRAzen boldness, like one from BRAzil. Then she knelt to take him in her mouth; the sound he made can only be compared to that of a BRAying donkey, as he closed his eyes in lustful prayer to Eros

Don't spell PART backward, it is a TRAP

I know this crazy guy who was infatuated, as it turns out he was mad in love

(Boy toasting girl)
Boy: The word for today is "legs".
Girl: So what?
Boy: So, why don't we go back to my place & spread the word?

#MovieQuotes

Have you eaten in your dream?
That's food for thought.

my doctor friend said you can differentiate a boy from a girl by pulling down their genes

I will polish the rim of my wheel.
That's lip service.

Cannibal: someone who's fed up with people.

There's a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean that colour is a pigment of your imagination?

DaimlerBen:
There's a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean that colour is a pigment of your imagination?

yep, you really shouldn't trust your dyes!

Our president ran out of office because or rats. He has started his ""rat race" again; busy doing nothing".

I thought he was a cat of nine lives, how come he is running from common rats?

I'm not surprised that the undoings of the party loyalists have recently been RATified.

Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!


Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A: Because he wasn’t peeling well!


Q: What’s the slipperiest country?

A: Greece!

Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?

A: Because it might crack up!

Epp me abeg, what do prostitute_s like more, pounds or pennies?

Hoes aint loyal farmers will be heading to the farm, but the are facing home.

Anyone who wants to learn how to make good puns should listen to lil Wayne, he makes use of this tool well....

Check out this rap from the song, "Motivation" where Kelly Rowland featured him.

"Uh, girl I turn that thing into a RAIN-FOREST
RAIN ON MY HEAD, call that BRAINSTORMING
Yeah this is deep, oh, but I go deeper
Make you LOSE YOURSELF, and FINDERS KEEPERS
It go green light, go Weezy go
I like to taste that sugar, that sweet and low
But hold up wait, new position
I put her on my PLATE then I do the DISHES
She my motivation, I’m her TRANSPORTATION
Cause I LET HER RIDE, while I DRIVE HER CRAZY
Then I just keep going going, like I’m racing
When I’m done SHE HOLD ME LIKE a CONVERSATION Weezy baby"

Genius!!

Eke40seven:
Anyone who wants to learn how to make good puns should listen to lil Wayne, he makes use of this tool well....

Check out this rap from the song, "Motivation" where Kelly Rowland featured him.

"Uh, girl I turn that thing into a RAIN-FOREST
RAIN ON MY HEAD, call that BRAINSTORMING
Yeah this is deep, oh, but I go deeper
Make you LOSE YOURSELF, and FINDERS KEEPERS
It go green light, go Weezy go
I like to taste that sugar, that sweet and low
But hold up wait, new position
I put her on my PLATE then I do the DISHES
She my motivation, I’m her TRANSPORTATION
Cause I LET HER RIDE, while I DRIVE HER CRAZY
Then I just keep going going, like I’m racing
When I’m done SHE HOLD ME LIKE a CONVERSATION Weezy baby"

Genius!!

Yea. Vector, Yun6ix n Erigga play with words too.

WHIZKIDEFE:

Yea. Vector, Yun6ix n Erigga play with words too.

Also M.I & Jesse Jagz. I'm not so sure about Erigga.
There's this guy that raps in Hausa, do you know his name?

Optimus is seven letters.
Optimus is Prime!

DaimlerBen:

Also M.I & Jesse Jagz. I'm not so sure about Erigga.
There's this guy that raps in Hausa, do you know his name?

lol have you being sleeping on erigga , Nigeria's sickest pidgin English lyricist?

mehn grab a chilled bottle of you fav and listen to this song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxNXSM2p_LM

underrated misunderstood but not underpaid!

DaimlerBen:

Also M.I & Jesse Jagz. I'm not so sure about Erigga.
There's this guy that raps in Hausa, do you know his name?

I guess you don't much about Erigga cos he isn't too popular compared to M.I, VEC n 6ix.. But if you listen to his tracks you'll understand wat i'm talking about. Just dat he flows in pidgin n he is very RAW.. I'll post some of his lines for you some other time.

Eke40seven:
Car puns

If you work with HYUNDAI, you will have to work on your ACCENT.

**referring to the South Korean car maker Hyundai and one of their product ACCENT and the way Koreans speak.

Permission to remember word the above :

If you start work with HYUNDAI, you may have to go to work with an ACCENT.

WHIZKIDEFE:
I guess you don't much about Erigga cos he isn't too popular compared to M.I, VEC n 6ix.. But if you listen to his tracks you'll understand wat i'm talking about. Just dat he flows in pidgin n he is very RAW.. I'll post some of his lines for you some other time.

rasojie:

lol have you being sleeping on erigga , Nigeria's sickest pidgin English lyricist?

mehn grab a chilled bottle of you fav and listen to this song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxNXSM2p_LM

underrated misunderstood but not underpaid!

Shuoo! Erigga na my area boy oh.
What I mean is he doesn't use puns (not that I know of).

I gave out my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

A: It ran out of juice!


Q: What do postal workers do when they’re mad?

A: They stamp their feet.


Q: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

A: The players dribble a lot.


Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

A: An envelope.


Q: What is at the end of everything?

A: The letter G.



Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

A: Fingernails.

DaimlerBen:

Shuoo! Erigga na my area boy oh.
What I mean is he doesn't use puns (not that I know of).

smiles.. Na local one he dey use, listen well, you go decode

White boards are remarkable.

and that was how Cameroon came to Nigeria and it was FOUR NOTHING

ShakurM:
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

You digg?


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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the
waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

My mum seems to be so perfect that i wonder whether the only poor trait she gat is a painted picture