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Danhumprey: Well,ayam serious now! Come to me!

Blah blah blah
Too late

KelvinGraphics: Hello gorgeous lady, pls what im i attesting too?

Hey sweets, howdy?

Can you pls kindly tell Danhumprey that Beennkumar is not a playboy

Djangocode: Lol.. Following.. Lemme look @ yo comment history..

I'm not funny on nl

Danhumprey: You don do me wayo plenty times. The last wayo you do me,you dump me for playboy Beenkumar.

1.. I don't know what wayo is

2... I didn't dump you.. You were just not serious..

3.. Beennkumar is not a playboy.. Dechandel is his one and only.. He is sleeping at the moment
He would have been here to acknowledge this

Ask Kelvingraphics and Jbluv55
They can attest to that

Djangocode: Never seen a funny babe tho.

You just met one

Danhumprey: I don open my eyes tey tey. Na only Beennkumar and him wayo-wayo Dechandel na im I see.

Mention more!

Lmaooo
Wayo ke??

I don do you wayo before?

Danhumprey: Genuine?

Chai! And I thought you were mine?

Your's??

Did you miss my engagement parry?

chibwike: you re not even a guy

Did you miss the damage control part

Tales of Kiss and Tell


Damage control: I only came to read the comments

Jbluv55: So what do you feed him everyday then?

I went to pick some stuff and made it back late .

Do you eat your favourite food everyday?


Sha since you didn't go
Hope you did home service then?

Jbluv55: Cook, Clean and Feed? And then what?

We will then count the stars together

Jbluv55: I didn't go today

A meal out of chicken and coke? Meaning he can be able to take that everyday?

Its his favourite food and not his everyday food


Why didn't you go to church today?
The hangover was that bad

The mod that brought this topic to front page is high on sunday rice
Since 2013?

Danhumprey: Then I need to ostracize the demons out of him. It's obvious you've blinded him with 'love potion'.

Love potion?
Blehh
The love is genuine

Jbluv55: And who is the landlord?

Daddy mi

Jbluv55: Buhahahaha . And caretakers can be sacked by the landlord .

Only if he doesn't take care of his responsiblities

Beennkumar: Are you serious?

Yes
Keeping you company is already a big contribution na

Danhumprey: Lazy ghel!


You ain't 'wife material'!

He is not complaining

Jbluv55: @siggy So Beennkumar is just renting?

He is the caretaker

SpcAgtOko:
He cooks, you have to clean then

Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well
He will cook and clean
And feed me too

Beennkumar: Now, that's what I wanted to hear.

Right
U'll do the cooking
I will hang around n keep you company

Chinese doll

rozzay: The thing abt dese troll nlanders is dat dey r actually very intelligent, if u rily understood d joke behind d write up. Naughty boy

You are right
Very intelligent set of clowns
But this comment is not based on what he posted
#justanobservation

Beennkumar: Or I could holla at Sir Jb

Are you hungry?

Or we could do the cooking together

Try harder next time to beat the likes of Andyblaze, Krall, Yungwizzy and Scapegoat

Beennkumar: I'm good, though a bit hungry.

Hungry?
Go and cook

Or holla at momma

Beennkumar: Hey sweetie.

How are you doing?

I am okay
Been busy sleeping all day

And you?
How are you today?

Jbluv55: Awayu pretty dechandel?

And yes thank you for the info ...*whispers to her*....but that isn't a meal na or does he make a meal of it?

And what's yours?

I'm good.. And you?
Hope you went to church?


And yea its his fave
He makes meals out of it

Ask him mine

Danhumprey: Proofs/evidences that you are funny or be quiet forever!

Yimu

And girls aint exempted from the crew

I am very funny

Jbluv55: Hehehe . What's your favorite then? Chappati?

Tandoori chicken


You are welcome

Since you said you've dated all of'em girls on your list
Including benue

That means you have Aids