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I will be ready in a minute

When i haven't even made a clear choice on what to wear.

hensben: gud morning dechandel

how was mass today?

Good morning
Mass was fine

Are you a catholic?

Anambra


Priceless Jewels

Pressing of phone during church service

Sitting down when you are instructed to stand

Opeing my eyes to look at others when they are praying.. This is very Hillarious
U go know say peeps need Jesus wella

God forgive me sha

Beennkumar: There's no SA lady. I only used that as an excuse to flee from their trouble.

Okay
So during that period
Where were you?
SA?

KelvinGraphics: She is our lady xo we all have d right to
Cdamsel is already certified..

Lmao
Our lady??
Finally
U don craze finish o

If Cdamsel is certified
I am signed and sealed

Sarimah: ur voice tho

Beennkumar: I only told them that as an excuse to leave them for a while. There's no SA lady.

Do i need to believe this?


So you left them and went away with the SA lady right?

xp17: swerrry, you can still change your mind to me

I'm a friend to the highly esteemed mrcork of Peckham, the popular player, the next door neighbor to mikel obi, the fanatic of light skinned ladies. right now, as I write, I'm presently with him in his white 2012 range rover sport, limited. just a yes would probably earn you a space in the back seat of mrcork's white range rover sport. I know you are not light skinned, don't worry, I have talked it over with mrcork.


you know what to do, don't you?


sorry I came late, you know my humble self and my friend, mrcork have been in burkiham palace with the queen, planing on giving you a royal wedding. well, now that queen Eliza has agreed, the ball is in your court.

jbluv55, Abeg, ready to serve on the upcoming royal wedding.


clears throat!

Royal wedding?
Not only will your properties be frozen
Even you won't be exempted...



How are you joor?
And biko mrcork doesn't drive 2012
He drives the 2014 rangewhatever

kilokeys: na wa

one is d bf
another is d assistant bf
the other is the assisting assistant bf


only u, dechandel.

adonbilivit

Lmao
Pls explain

Beennkumar
Who is the SA lady your granddaughter was refering to?

adrianstylez: Dechandel seems emotional...

Am i
I am not

KelvinGraphics: Pls come and do d thing to me eeeh. I have never prayd 4 hellfire i would prefer to go beyond it biko xo kum and do d thing to me

Nightmare? Oh thats perfect. Its been really long i had a terrible nightmare, xo i believe putting d voicenote on repeat will gimme some of it

Lmao
The devil is in trouble
Chei..
Sarimah your son needs urgent mental evaluation



Beennkumar sweets
Can you help me tell kelvin to wipe the voicenote
It was only for the show
Which is obviously over

Cheriepet: no wonder u left dat big fat lady in SA n started forming young boy wooer *tongue out*

Omgg
SA?
Hey *draws closer*
Who is the lady?
And what was your grandpa's connection to her?

Beennkumar: I grounded them for playing pranks on me.

They are lovely girls. You'll love them.

Really?
So when am i going to meet them?

I can't wait

RuudNisterooy:

I dunno whats wrong
try again

KelvinGraphics: No she wont

Wia ris my earphone o. Iam putting dat voicenote on repeat, make i hear say i no dream about heaven tonight make i knw wetin cause am.

Gini?
If i catch u eeeh
Even hell fire no go reach u sef

Better delete it
Cos the voice dey give only nightmare o

Beennkumar: To an extent.

Grandpa huh?
And i have'nt met them?

Cheriepet: oh grandpa u've stop crying? good for u cos we dont want you to suffer HBP.... btw u too like better thing *tongue out*

Who no like better thing

KelvinGraphics: Pls let it go now o
I wont want some guys to start drolling around U

Some might end up building an Estate around ur profile

Hehehehehhehehehe
Ok
This is it
I am taking it down

RuudNisterooy: Couldn't listen to it

Kpele

KelvinGraphics: Oh my God!!

I just heard the voice of an angelie eeh.

Dechandel, dis is 4 ya

Make Cdamsel no just catch me sha

Beennkumar: Oh my God! You have an amazing voice.

Tnx

KelvinGraphics: Is there any password attached to d voicenote to secure it xo that anyone aside d people U didnt mention wnt download it?

It will be down very soon

Beennkumar: *wipes tears*
Really? You ain't leaving me?

Hell no

Forever together

Beennkumar: It's a terrible feeling.

Stop this na

Beennkumar dearie
U know this is a game right
U dont need any wow lines to show that you've got me


I think u said that few days back
Cheer up joor

..
Dygeasy
Beennkumar
Kelvingraphics
Kilokeys
3coins
Ruudnisterooy
Sarimah
Marieolae

the voicenote is for you guys

Ok..


Drum roll
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Kelvingrapgics
You were absolutely amazing
The lines got me Lmao
It was so onpoint
The cameo appearances u fixed was so funny




Kilokeys
You and your confident self
The lines were superb
U really played high on my expectations






Beennkumar
Your's set my heart on fire
It was just so good and sweet
My cheeks were literally burning
Nice piece mon'cheerie





I choose Kilokeys





*logs off nl*

Elantracey: kpele

Tnx

naijaboiy: Dechandel oooo

Don't keep us waiting

The answer is worth the wait

Dygeasy: No mind am. The way she was chief judge and prosecutor at the same time last night.

Sofry joor
U will soon get the answer