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Beennkumar: I'm good, and how are you?

I'm good too
How was your night?

Beennkumar: Sweetie.

Good morning
Howdy?

He stole the show

That his proposal should be declared evil


Its not like he was gon die if he didn't propose the next day
Why propose on the wedding day
The bride's favourite day

Only the thought of eating the cake can make the baby disappear from the womb

#Creepyish
#Apyschobakedthis
#Fuckcreativity

Nansense

Beennkumar

Xtarxhyne: Twerks in
Adjusts my bikini



yo!yo!yo!!!!

Wen kelvin was born
he has a tiny d!k bt nw
I call him Dickson


Rap:

Happy birthday kelv
CEO woman wrapper
I knw say u no dey tiiire
wit ur round head lyka tyre
ull alws b strong lyka soldier



Chorus


Happy happy birthday
dt s all I can say
I wish u many many Happy returns






Is kelvingraphics here? oh yes!
is cdamsel here? oh yes!
is jbluv55 here?oh yes!
is davep here? oh yes!
is naijaboiy n marieolae here? oh yeah!
is Harlos,tosluv12? oh yeah!
is dygeasy here? oh no!
is leetunechi here?
is Beenkumar here?
is dechandel here?
is frankysnow here?
is chibkwe here?
is ggrin here?
is miztola?
ksslib here?
Beey here?
April07 here?
Frankben here ?
claireshan here??
charijee n jefferyjames here?
Seun here
samadict here?
Dayjhihannonoi here?
SpcAgtOko here?
Neldrizzy here?
irishkez here?
rozzay here?
temigracie here?
unibenstudent here?
neighy?
dechandel here?
spicyx1 here?
techal here?
olubukatto here?


OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Happy happy birthday
ds all I can say
I wish u many many happy returns




Do shakara
all ur enemies go fall yakata
don't finish d akara

Lol
This is nice
I am sure kelvingraphics wont forget today in a hurry in the whole of his nl life

Beennkumar: Thanks man. Can I have 2 glasses too?

Dechandel sweety, won't you have something to eat too?

Nah
Tryna watch it
wouldnt wanna be asking you on a daily basis if i am fat

Beennkumar: Maybe we could just wait a little longer.

I hope the fun begins soon.

Are you hungry? Thirsty? Can I get you something?

Yea
Pls do get me a drink


And after the drink we are leaving
Nothing is happening here

Beennkumar: This party's boring.

Do you want us to leave??

KelvinGraphics: Pls kan U take away d two eyes?? I want him completely blind

Chisos
What did he do to you?
Una been dey drag babe for??

Ishsoph
Obviously,you are a troublemaker
What did you do to kelvingraphics?

Ishsoph: Erm, pls dear are you aware he eats dog?
Be careful cos he could bite

Thats a defamatory comment


U berra watch it
Before you leave this bar tonight with only eye
Yea.. My punch hurts that bad

marieolae: Dechandel where u at?

Jbluv's bar
That's where kelvingraphics is celebrating his bash


Nice dp btw

Beennkumar: I believe we're gonna have one.

Sir Jb, please take us to the VIP section.

*Comes down from limo, camera light flashing,
Hand in hand with Beennkumar*

UncleJb.. Pls do the needful

Beennkumar: I'll ask that.

Shall we?

Yes
I hope we have a great night

Beennkumar: Oh my God!

You look stunning!

No. You didn't.

And


You look dashing
I just hope'em bitches won't try any stunt tonight
Cos i ain't gonna spare anybody

So shall we

Beennkumar: I'll be waiting right here.

Whoops..
I'm done
Did i take much time?

Beennkumar: *Gives her her dress*

Go get ready too.

I will be done in 5
Not really 5 tho
Yes 5
The make up won't take much time

daveP: Sehindemi, kilokeys, rozzay,temigracie dechandel, charijee, benega, Neldrizzy, tiswell, ionsman, mayapop, emperorchedda erm here.....

DaveP sweets, i see ya

kilokeys: happy birthday kelvin

i wish u every good thing u desire..


dechandel wouldn't be a birthday gift...


i have seen swift-footed Achilles,
heard the great war cry of Diomedes
glared at Hector of the shining helm
and scorned Agamemnon the lord of men

whichever ever be thine mentor.. i am prepared for thee


see ye in the Arena

You're always cracking me up
U done for the day?
Shey u don branch go allen for the suya as usual

Beennkumar: I say we hit the mall.

Whayathink?

Don't worry
Already got you one

Go get ready

Beennkumar: Hehe. Not as nervous as the first though.

Actually, it was much better.

I don't know what to wear for the bash.

Much better
Yayyy...

You dunno what to wear
Ok
Lets just stay in and toast to your successful interview then
Unless you want us to hit the mall now to look for an outfit?
Whayasay?

Someone whose music career ended before it even started
Someone who can't even boast of a single smash hit
Someone who raps like a nokia torchlight when its battery is bout to go off

Now i don't blame wizikid for saying broke boys always think they have an opinion
Nansense

Beennkumar: You didn't know? I'm sorry.

It was quite okay.

Quite u say

I was expecting wonderful
Or were you nervous again? Like the last one

Beennkumar: Nothing much. I spent most of the day preparing for my interview today and sleeping.

Interview?
How come i didn't know?
Oh well
Hope the interview was good?

Beennkumar: My yesterday was okay.

When's the party starting?

Uncle Jbluv55 and kelvingraphics
When is the party starting?
Time pls?

Okay?
What n what happened?
Cos i guess you were so busy

kilokeys: walahi na where dem dey sell chicken suya i sabi for allen o.
besides i am a virgin . ashi no go b my first

Liar

Ehen behind that suya stand

U know wetin they roll for dere na
Bend down select

Beennkumar: I went to get you a beautiful surprise dress for the party.

I'm doing good too.

Aww
*gives him a tight hug*
I think i've got the most perfect gentle beau
Tnchu
So how was your yesterday?
I didnt get to see you around

And yea
When you are ready for the bash
Lemme know
Off to the salon

marieolae: alright I'll see you there

Ciao

Beennkumar: Hey there pretty.

How are you?

I'm here now, just for you.

Where have you been?

Been whyning since morning about your whereabouts
I'm good.. U?

marieolae: hmmm I'm going wid naijaboy...I tink e iz vip sha.. Who r u going wid

Alright
Case settled then
Going with Beennkumar

daveP: waiting for you!!!

Ok
And uhm
Beennkumar's on the special guest list right?

Jbluv55: Howdy dechandel? How's your day going?

I am fine dear
You?
Have u seen beennkumar around?
Dunno where he is
And we ought to be getting ready for the bash