Saasala, truth be told: you are a learner.
Being funny is not cool, being interesting is, you could be chating with a chic and she wont even laff but you are messing up her emotional balance that will get her obsessed.

bobo65:

u so love me #winks

u wish

That's the reason pple don't wanna hear me sayy good night...
girls like me tho..

ayusco85:

there are clowns and there are funny guys? which one?

hehehehe I don't take clowns seriously

Sarimah: u wish

I will love to attend ur wedding ceremony

Its only nice being funny when the situation desires it,if otherwise the guy is gonna paint a picture of a fool.

Unibenstudent: I will love to attend ur wedding ceremony

why?

saasala:

Yimu

Thou art right!
Its a pleyor to make people happy.

I can totally relate to this.....being funny, u come sabi book...come fine..come get class/swag....choi!...I know what it gives me

I like to clear people that been funny doesn't make you a stand up comedian like bovi n co...but they won't believe mi.
I make people laff shit out of there mouth but I don't have de confident to stage a performance hmmm...my own na to dey yab sha and since I was small and uptill now,I have neva been defeated justly Never...lol.
The problem with some people is that they force demselves to b funny but mehnn u can deffrentiate between those born with it and those who learn it. As I am u have to be very funny tomake me laf to your jokes cuz I can crack beta jokes for myslef to laf at.
Fine dudes dey hard to find for joke palace na ugly united like me and u dey use ham catch CR7 + Messi form

Sarimah: hehehehe I don't take clowns seriously

well am a funny one

saasala: I can say I am one of the funniest beings alive and I mean it, believe me, I am. If you doubt me, on request I will send you a video of myself making basket-mouth and bovy laugh in my dream. I am not much of a talkertive, though I talk pretty much, and when I do, you must laugh if I want you to.

Anyone can be funny, but not everyone can be a comedian. Being funny is learn-able, just like riding a bicycle. You can become a very funny person if you wish. There are loads of articles online that teaches how to be humorous. Just use google. Some people were not born funny, but they learned it and now its as easy as breathing in and breathing out to them.

1. You are happy. You are happy because you make people happy. I think I am one of the happiest guys in the world because of my sense of humour. When you see me, you see happiness radiating around me. I dont fake my smiles like the president of a green white green nation. The more I make people laugh, the more happy they become and the more happy I am. You cant imagine a poor person teaching you how to become rich. Only a rich person can make you rich. Only a happy person can transfer happiness. The happiest people in the world are the funny ones.

2. You are likable, loving and lovable. People will just like you and they wont be able to pinpoint why they do. If you are a guy, then you can go ahead and marry the daughter of an Arab Emir if you are funny. I am not a good looking guy, am not ugly though, am just there. I am the least handsome among my friend, but when we go out, at first the ladies abandon me for them, giving them faces and all that, but the moment I open my mouth to talk, they will start laughing, then they start falling for me. Father Abraham knows how many girls I have ****** because of my sense of humour. You have to be realy careful because you stand a high chance of messing up with your friends' girlfriends. All my friends' girlfriends love me to be around, they are always asking of me...where is asala, where is asala. I almost ****** one of my friends' girl because of my sense of humour but I called my self to order, I knew it would mar my relationship with my friend so I sa asala for my life, so take note. People will dash you money. Men, women, kids, everyone would love you....During an interview, just try to make your prospective employer chuckle a little and the job is yours. Dont mess up by trying to become a basket mouth

3. You will have a good self esteem. You become your own best friend, you will like yourself because people like you. Even when you dont have money, you feel you own the whole cosmos. You feel you are the best guy in the world because you are dating the hottest chick in town and you are sure Adolf Hitler would fall in love with you, where he alive to spend just 5 minutes with you. No one can talk you down because they know you will finish them with your humour.

4. You are a good lover and family man/woman: My dad was (I think he is still) a poor man, but a good father and husband because of his sense of humour. My Dad would make my mum laugh so much she would start shedding tears, or sharing tears like P. Jonathan would say. My mum couldnt keep a malice of 1 day with my dad, they will end it with laughter. We couldnt wait for our dad to come back from work every evening to make us laugh..Oooh, gone are those days. He still makes me laugh till date when I call him on phone or pay him a visit....My girlfriend always want to be around me, she always want to see me because there is no dull moment with asala, in fact she compelled me to write this post on NL. She must laugh, she must be happy. One of her friends saw my pic on her phone and she asked how in the world she fell for this not-so-good-looking-guy but when she met me, she understood because I made sure she laughed her ass out.

You can become happy, rich and fulfilled if you are funny and if you know how to use humour to your advantage....

I am very funny and sweet to be with. But its quit funny to me know that, my inability to purchase the latest car in town isn't funny to chics anymore

oyewolestephen: Op I don't believe on this your write-up, I have been funny since the day I was born. I haven't experience all this your superstory

Not all are assured but 50% na true.
Not all those who calls themselfs prince are of royalty...call youself anoda thing but not funny man

any guy can be funny,depending on the situation.

iceberylin: Girls fall in love with funny guys easily

I see...

destante: Marilyn lied there.

Dey dia I don make gal laff sotey I sit down dey chop her dinner after finishing mine for her front.
I make gal laf sotey she swallow coke crown cover 'canter' during lunch.
I make gal laf sotey she put hand for my eyez..so many but hearing is believing

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ayusco85:

well am a funny one

really? Cool den...

SOME PEOPLE ARE FUNNY NATURALLY,SUCH AS MR IBU WHILE SOME PRETENDS TO BE A FUNNY TYPE.

Sarimah: really? Cool den...

do dull moments with a guy like me

GWslim: SOME PEOPLE ARE FUNNY NATURALLY,SUCH AS MR IBU WHILE SOME PRETENDS TO BE A FUNNY TYPE.

mr ibu is a clown

Sarimah: why?

because I wanna see the lucky man who won what 1000+ boys couldnot get

ehen so why do girls chuckle when i touch them?

is that a non_verbal joke?

Unibenstudent: because I wanna see the lucky man who won what 1000+ boys couldnot get

den u'll be there

Sarimah: den u'll be there

ok,,so where is the likely venue for the wedding?

iceberylin: Girls fall in love with funny guys easily

sure say.....

but not so funny your brains fall out,,, you got to know when to drop it garnished with a lil cockiness. how can they resist u since attraction is not by choice?

am a funny dude but I tell ya dis, being funny alone does not move many ladies rather being funny and Nice, have seen many dudes dat are funny but yet ladies dnt take them serious, dey can only have dem around wen dey are pissed off, so at to make dem laugh of worries. wen ladies sees dat u are funny combined with niceness and wisdom. my Bro u r in for a long tin. honestly telling if i was to be a womanizer, I would have messed alot of chicks up but no dats not my type. ladies so much take me for wat is best known to them. but ladies can wait ni, wealth before woman!

AspDrone:
Dey dia I don make gal laff sotey I sit down dey chop her dinner after finishing mine for her front.
I make gal laf sotey she swallow coke crown cover 'canter' during lunch.
I make gal laf sotey she put hand for my eyez..so many but hearing is believing

but that won't make all girls do jes about anything

@op is On point but I disagree with the everyone can learn to be funny part.

Trust me, if you aint naturally funny you'll disgrace yourself in the name of trying to be funny. Your body language and composure will even thwart ur effort at being funny.

Funny people are always fun to hang out with. No dulling moment. Plus if you blend being funny with class, my brother, you go draw women attention pass blackberry.

Being funny is a relative term...depends on the presenting situation or person being relayed to
#iv made a lot of girls and guys laff out their brains but then there has to be a line, so that one doesn't seem like an unserious fellow on all occasions
#mOst times, being funny is inborn .u don't have to learn it from a skool or sth, it just flows.#if they find u funny, they laff, if they don't, DON'T tell it again!

dechandel:
And girls aint exempted from the crew

I am very funny

Never seen a funny babe tho.

Djangocode: Never seen a funny babe tho.

You just met one