₦airaland Forum

Lala247:
Dat small thing urs is bigger oh

#Dead!!
Slippers would be an understatement in comparison with mine
So no just go there o

KingTom:
Efi Hausa, shey you miss me

Miss you ke?? For what na?
*Rolls eyes*


I go talk true i miss you small

xp17:
I wanna see you and lala247 contest.

You are wicked
Have you seen lala's massive behind?
Only her behind fit carry 98% of the vote sef

KingTom:

If na only child you be eeh
I go advise your mama make she go adopt better pikin

Dygeasy:
End that break now!!

See you on monday!

MizMyColi:
Okay Hannie

Dechandel will guide you on how to send in your verification.

My mango juice
Biko i am still on break from NL
Kindly do the needful jare

MizMyColi:
You dey try tell me say my brain dey touch abi?

All I'm saying is gimmee a tuush Nick.
Like, MizMoZarella or Mizzy or Miz.

Ha han, is that too much to ask for.
Behave o

Mozarella kor powerpuff girl ni
Bia Kuli kuli biko kindly reset your button
You no dey for Disney land

MizMyColi:
You this babe
Why spoiling my market.
Who eats kuli kuli these days

Please gimmee a tusher nick joor

If ah hear moskito coil!

I dey chop Kuli Kuli now o
Wetin be Tusher nick¿?? Abi na Truckpusher you wan write??

MizMyColi:
Hi Kathykathy Good to have you onboard.
Please write your username on a paper, hold it with one hand and take a selfie with it.
Then send it [email]nairalandpageants@gmail.com[/email]

Kuli Kuli must it be a selfie??

Caseless:
is ur papa that young? I met this car and, I'm still below 29.

sanc2s:
May God punish u there. Imp

Daniel058:
shuuuuu

KingTom:
You are my in-law na

Yimu

sexylogan:
My dear, na work oh...

How have you been sweets? I've missed you.

Missed you more
I come dey wonder which kain leave without notification you dey

KingTom:
The brotherhood of the forest wishes to announce to all Nairaland witches, that we are coming for all of you, none will be spared! The wicked witch of the south Ivy y is first on our list, the ukwulicious witch of the West, Lan icky is next. Finally, the Albino witch of the east Decha ndel follows!
BE PREPARED!!!!!!!!!

Supreme Forest Lord. Tom

Why do you love me this much?

KingTom:
Efi Togo, you are an albino na, it's not a bad thing

Shey you don dey get colour blindness??
Mad man

KingTom:
Nwannem hapum aka biko, onye ocha! Oh Gi wa bu onye ocha? Onye albino

Efi hausa
I am choco toned

wunmite90:
I have heard an interview of the guy b4. Whn floyd called him at 2am to deliver a bugatti within 24 hours. He said it was the hardest thing he has ever done

But he is just like chiweto ejeofo. His only connection with africa is the name, he even has pure american accent.

I hope his father tells him about his root though

Chiwetel Ejiofor spent some of his early years in Nigeria
This one also grew up in Nigeria, so what are you saying

sexylogan:
Baby face

KingTom:
O Ego na,
Onye ka i na akpo Onye ara? Onye iberibe

Okwa ego ahu ga egbu fa
Onye ka i na akpo onye iberibe?? Bia Chisom, no let me send thunderbolt to your side o

KingTom:
Ndigbo! Le nu nwa Anambra! Just Negedu! O nka bu Nwa Osu! Enwe! O gini ne me gi? gi ki mere?
But sha, everything you talk o eziokwu oh!!!

So maka na mbu onye Igbo, i no go talk true?
Onyeara

richidinho:
**Tight face**
Meaning?

laplace12:
Death is no Joke.

You no go understand. You gat Dad dropping cash to your account and You think It Is same everywhere. Everybody is not That fortunate.

It only takes a certain level of frustration to damn the conséquence. Pray You Never get There.

I just got off the phone with my mum, and drug dealing was part of our discussion.. She said when her bro left Nigeria for America, he met alot of drug dealers who were persuading him to join the business but he refused, along the line he became a taxi driver and used the proceedings from that and other menial jobs to see himself through school.. Today he is doing very well for himself and not in any prison cell awaiting trial i had to laugh when i came onto NL and saw the issue of drug on the homepage

Its not about being fortunate, i know they say we should make the most out of life and damn the consequences right?? Well damn the precious life that would be taken from them cause they wanted to escape poverty..

Tho you see some of them claiming set up, yes just the minority!! Others went in with full knowledge of the consequences!!
This has been a debate for the past few days, even at the embassy, the punishment for any drug offence is made clear for all to see, they mean no child's play when they tell you its your life in line for it..

laplace12:
What's funny with the post? Abi You miss road ni?