₦airaland Forum

AgapeCharis:
Only one wave and your wings will be permanently destroyed. You might want to change direction to yo house in the village

Dont worry.. I am headed to aso rock,i have a business proposal for oga Johnny..

Why are you still up

AgapeCharis:
Lol
Watch out for the legions of angels around though. They are not so friendly to students from your school

Truss me.. They aint got nothing me.. Power pass power

AgapeCharis:
Sure you can...........if you want to be expelled

I am flying towards your window now.. Lookout and wave

AgapeCharis:
wow! What a standard syllabus. Do you guys do practicals?

Yea.. Sure.. The flying lesson is a practical course..

Do you want me to use you as an experiment for what i have been taught so far?

AgapeCharis:
Sorry o. I didn't know you're a student of Hogwart

How many lectures have you received tonight?

AgapeCharis:
you this girl! Na only night them dey see you online
Are you into broomcraft?

Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizadry representing

What do you need me online for in the morning eeh?? Shey you have a degree.. Dont you want me to get mine??

englishmart:
no be like that abeg! I no dey Uni. I can't find my certificates!

Buhari inspired..
Its all good.. Atleast you still can be an aspiring presidential candidate someday

englishmart:
no room for massive failure

englishmart:
no o. It's an exam

How can you set such a simple exam?? Is this how you got your own degree

LewisO:
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I didn't call u bad names, i was only upset when u summoned that girls moniker.

No problem!

Lol.. Sweetie no vex

He called me cause it was clowny Mrco.rk being silly and not cause of any other ish ..



Danhumprey.. E no go better for you.. I laughed out loud in class

Fabdedon:
what's your offence?

I was somewhat brutal with the junior students

Danhumprey:
Madness is a terrible disease!






Dechandel,come see your friend!

Truckpusher:
Those are words on a marble for those with ears.

Exactly.. You've said it all.. I wonder why they dont ever look up and see there is something called conscious spending!!
There is nothing really bad taking the biils once in a while.. But constantly?? Remind me how he wants to be stable in the nearest future..

And did i see girlfriend with good foresight? Those type of girls exist in just 2 out of the 10 Nigerian girls around .. Forget girls that would come here and claim queen mother material o, if they should see that constant flow of cash? Santa really does exist

Truckpusher:
Lmao @ 15mins of fame inside one dark room with disco lights. .....smh

alberto2k:


Let MrCock come for weed plantation tutorials too

Sweery.. Dont you gerrit? Londoners dont smoke

Truckpusher:
Baddest girl ever.
Some guys sha dem go drink ontop your head dey hail you chairman up and down.
Just go broke Na there you go see your life finish.

To the guys : if you're still buying your friends drink and they are hailing you , please quit - they are using your head unless they've decided to become your errand boys.

Yasss

Pls warn these guys o.. Tell them its better to pen the money down for a good cause..than dropping it for just 15 mins of fame inside one dark room with disco lights

alberto2k:
Issorait

U berra goan sleep or u want me to come and read bedtime stories to you
Americana Daddy's girl are u lightskinned? goddemit!

No offeinse



Shey I try?

Noooo.. This is a failed work of plagiarism ...
Go for MrCork's tutorials!!!

Truckpusher:
How person go take invest if him dey dole out signed blank check like beer?

The same way he buys a bottle of moet every friday night for his guys and still survives on his investments..

Truckpusher:
You dey find who you go send back to him village abI?

Choi! God save us from women.

Sending him back to the village?? Better.. Once there is life......

Sending him to his grave? I will come to his burial with a richer guy

So the first option wont be a bad idea if he forgets to invest wisely

alberto2k:
Female version of Mrco.ck

Or is Mrco.ck your daddy

Mrshen

IYANGBALI:
so I should stop saying it to you abi?

Nooooo