₦airaland Forum

Truckpusher:
She's one overbleached biiitch.

Why are Nigerian girls bleaching?

Jesus Christ of nazareth
See question o..

Do you really want me to answer that question? Pls don't say yes.. Cause i don't bleach and i don't know why "some" girls bleach o

FriedPlantain:
Rubbish! Nothing will make me dispose off my wonderful vaseline!

With this vaseline, i can have the best 3some ever with Kim K, Angelina Jolie and Genevieve together on my bed anytime anyday. There ain't no way I'm leaving that shii mehn

Friedplantain

Your account was hacked when you made this statement.. Add that as a disclaimer

hensben:
are you indirectly laughing at we road side mechanic or what .

You no even get workshop?? Your case is laughable

FriedPlantain:
You are a winch !

hensben:
You make sense but why laugh or are you been tickle over there

LOL

Its funny how every mechanic in Naija knows how to operate on toyota vehicles na

FriedPlantain:
see your mouth like dodo . You can always call me Kpekere anyways, I guess that's one shii I just gotta endure.

I have been a tad busy at the office today, never knew anyone would notice my absence on nairaland though.

By the way, I'm not a troll. I talk serious talk on nairaland.

And i am only entitled to call you that name . Let them know...


And yass.. I noticed, do i get a reward for that?

You?? Serious talk? I guess looking for your vaseline under the bed bags the comment of the year award

FriedPlantain:
but why na? please no more Kpekere, pleeeeaase . Before I send amadioha to strike your left nyansh dead!

Done.. No more kpekere.. How about dodo??



Kpekere how are you today?? Didnt see any of your trolling comments today

Danhumprey:
You watch Games of Thrones?

You haff spoil finished. I go tell Mummy.

Yasss baby!!



We can make our own movie.. Its just that you aint as short as Peter Dinklage

AgapeCharis:
The same reason you had a wide grin when you read my reply :Puwc sire

AgapeCharis:
**goosebumps**

Cupcakes
Why the goosebumps?

AgapeCharis:
I never knew I act too righteous at times


My list

Durling Charis of life

Thanchu .. I added the ground floor

jerflakes:
Actually its a 2-storey.

esmarcq:
well u need to check who the girl really is, u don't know her go check and see for yourself

Duhh.
Why do i need to check on some instagram noise producer??
Does she know me

Iamsynord:
At least She knows what marriage looks like and is on d verge of Experiencing it again. Helen Paul, Go and Marry !!"

ejiro2130:
Because Wizkid can afford you doesn't mean he can afford everybody


Just kidding

Do i know you

englishmart:
amuosu

Of the highest order o.. Next in line to Professor Dumbledore ..

emusmith:
As being FTC or