₦airaland Forum

...at least,he is not impotent.

HungerBAD:
How did I get here?

And I thought it was a political discussion thread. Well, since I missed my road to get here, let me stay here until I can findmy way back.

...and you think you will make heaven like this?

PunFuMonQ
Your rap lines are just as wack as ur biitch biitch/
Better be careful be4 i make ur life clink clink/
Don't die now son,i got memos on my page/
To be read out loud on ur damn grave/
I made u what u are my own prodegy/
But u just as dumb as the "p" in psychology/
Quit the rap AdSence u aint got one sence/
You murdered alot of kiddies apparently in my absence/
Take this as a record breaker i'd murder you for incense/
I kill dis bars so easily to get a rap license/
Ask Shreder what it felt lyk 2 be tagged with a master/
Makin punchlines attack lyk d original gangstar/
My name is deckline buh be sure i don't deck lines/
I'm d real gee niiga,u shuld read btwin d lines/
I ha8 monks buh i treat their fvckup with pleasure/
Ask CAPSLOCKED hw i felt when i slid into ur lil sissy's treasure/
Dis is no joke mynd44 aint ganna ban me 4 dis/
I spit venom u spit rubish and u calld dis a diss/(uhn)
You jus as lifeless as the bull of a president/
Animals of d same gene shud

This is a fast rap.!
PunFuMonQ, this is your deathbed you aint waking up from this.
Your lyrics is amusing,though it doesn't amuse me/ i'm sorry if u're offended u little pepsqueek/ squeeling for attention,yeah you got me/,now i'm in moaning since morning cause of your impending burial eclipse/. I'm a lil bit cozzy,sorry but i'm not sorry/
i know you wanna be the O.G so bad/ ask ur bae how it felt to have her a$$ banged so hard/
No apology/nigga u can't puncture me/u wanna be me so bad u ain't even as tall as me/
Hello monk,i got a warning its an asylum/ better be careful you may be trapped in my hell acquarium/
You sound like a b!Tch b!Tch,you talking fake sh!T sh!T uhn/
Nigga working ur a$$ out just to send a rap mail/
Followin my footprints and you won't fail/
I am me,your are nuts. You just wanna be me/
Haha... How can i diss a monk?Who left his key in its tail? (shit)i only feud wit humans not monkQueys/ this'a rap battle'tween me and an animal that's insulting/Know your lines son b4 u diss me/
FuckU!

uhn uhn...
Rappers so sick,just like they so stiff/ tryin to make a name for demselvs so bad buh they so weak/ chill fvckers,lemme show u how a rapper kills/and u wouldn't even wanna tryta use the death pills/ I'm so sick of nitwits tryin ta act big but lines are just as tin like my tootpick/ when i'm done,you gonna wonder if you're a newsmint/i just don't like you priek/this is rap battle nigga/ganna die murdafvcker/aint ganna feel sorry when i am done buryin ya/my joy is to see you bleed so bad/ain't in a feud with nobody,i'm just here to make my mark/ so,if you hatin,ask pinky why he always needed brain so bad/just like Tom needed clancy but whodafuk are you(nigga)
I was born and bred for this/ this wannabe rappers ranting jus to be noticed/ ama dig you six feets till u niggas pepsqueek..got your b!Tch in the bunker/i got flaccid after the adventure/ she is a great sucker i still remember the cowgirl amber/ my glory will not be shared among neophytes on here/
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bald headed psychopathic fiends!
STF UP!!

This is nothing new in Nigeria. This was the exact same thing people were saying before this lifeless satanist took the presidential post. They said "God chose buhari to rescue Nigeria from Jonathan" now,it is Atiku who is now termed as "the saviour". I just pray we are not in for another 4 years of economic depression. God bless Nigeria.

I need competition!

MissRaine69:
Women .......80% of women own on average 3 intimacy gadgets

ewooo!!! 3 intimacy gadgets for one vag!nal!!!

Liliyann:
When the lady says no sex before marriage!!!
Marriage sweet when you have a man that loves and worships you!!
A man that adores you and is ready to move mountain for you!!
Money makes marriage sweet!!!
Marry wisely!!!
Never marry for love but comfortability!!

If stupidity is part of your gene,by all means,remain stupid but please don't infect the innocent ladies here with your juvenile marital deliquences. Let them be! Ode!

adexdon:
If I had d opportunity to fall in dz category mehn I will be praying for examination all day

...and be praying for carry-over so you can keep writing it every year.
BTW- This is not a genuine truth. This news is just a mere report.

THESE DUDES HERE JUST TURNED MY KINGDOM TO A DUNGHILL. WTF!!

What happens when a thief and a lifeless man are both running for the most prestigious post in a country
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I care less!!!

lawlhee:
Of course. A woman spends money better than a man.

How does your comment corrollate with the topic now

Hope these women are not mad sha

...and to think this is our Federal Capital just makes me weep. We are lost in this country.

That tin wey dem go do for wedding nite na hin dey sweet pass. That bed go suffer if toh say na me!

Some gals will wear pant,bumpshort,leggins and jeans OMG warris the meaning of all dils iranu. Ah Bisola, may the gods punish you wherever you are.

amaniro:


Its now that they know they'd speak out.
The did has been done

*DEED*

Don jazzy has sacrificed his marital status for fame #ugly_truth.

LuciferKristi:
By not being a fat & shapeless bag of Abakaliki beans like you.

Na wa o Abakaliki beans different from the ones we dey chop here for warri

I fear those Sapele boys gan! Hope dem no take the remaining glory wey the gal get o?

FortifiedCity:
Rubbish.
Madam you are a God digger

*gold* digger

MONEY MUST BE MADE! ANY FVCKING MEANS NECESSARY. DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES. LIVE THIS LIFE BECAUSE YOU HAVE JUST ONE.
.
BTW- This is not my writing.

Venerable612:
Every society with its problems.
America has a gun problem. The UK has a Knife problem. Nigeria has a leadership problem.
I wonder which is worse

Nigeria has all the problems!!!

THIS MAN IS A DISGRACE TO MANHOOD!

Kingsley1000:
I just watched the video,she said it...why are americans so open about their sexuality?

Because they are whites!!

Daveconsult:
Sorry about that, are you from delta state

Yes,I am.
Dr Brukx,thanks for your sincere advice. I'll try to talk to them at home about the JUPEB programme. I really appreciate.

Daveconsult:
My dear, don't give up on yourself but you must be smart to achieve your aims in life. First fight to get admitted this year, subsequently you can get another jamb while you and in school but staying back at home how sure are you that your next jamb would be better than this? Being in school environment can help you in different ways

Thank you sir...but from what i've heard here,they said Delsu doesn't give supplementary admissions to candidates who didn't buy the form. So,how can i fight for admission into the school since i didn't buy the supplementary form?
Please NOTE>> I actually know certain people who bought the form last year and were still not admitted at all. This was what discouraged me from buying it.

Springsdy456958:
wow you've lost your chill in this Zoo.

So you are an animal now Stay where you belong. The zoo.

DoctorRo:
still be hopeful you might be given other course,should incase you're not given law you're coming back stronger next year.OK?

#sigh# okay. Thanks.
PrinceJoeWan,thanks to you too.