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FamilyRe: My Wife Over Spiritual Orientation Is Driving Me Nuts!!! by decode55(m): 8:21am On Jul 18, 2014
one thieving pastor has brainwashed someone's beloved wife & you guys are here screaming: "God" "Faith" undecided



SMH.

The number of brainwashed zombies on this site keeps increasing
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by decode55(m): 11:40am On Jul 17, 2014
undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by decode55(m): 11:39am On Jul 17, 2014
So? huh

What should we do?
undecided
HealthRe: JOHESU Sues NMA, Says Doctors Strike Illegal by decode55(m): 7:12am On Jul 17, 2014
the guy below me is a cleaner in UPTH. I know him wella tongue



I dunno why he's pained sha. I always tip him well undecided
HealthRe: JOHESU Sues NMA, Says Doctors Strike Illegal by decode55(m):
Booked for beef purposes undecided
HealthRe: JOHESU Sues NMA, Says Doctors Strike Illegal by decode55(m): 7:11am On Jul 17, 2014
someone on nairaland once said



no matter how long an air hostess serves tea on an airplane, she can't be a pilot without going through due process.
if the FG succumbs to this comical plea by Johesu for this consultant thingy, then this country is doomed.

If you want to be a consultant, go to Medical School. Shikena!
HealthRe: JOHESU Sues NMA, Says Doctors Strike Illegal by decode55(m): 7:10am On Jul 17, 2014
pendusky: I swear by Apollo, the healer, Asclepius, Hygieia, and Panacea, and I
take to witness all the gods, all the goddesses, to keep according to
my ability and my judgment, the following Oath and agreement:
To consider dear to me, as my parents, him who taught me this art ;
to live in common with him and, if necessary, to share my goods
with him; To look upon his children as my own brothers, to teach
them this art; and that by my teaching, I will impart a knowledge of
this art to my own sons, and to my teacher's sons, and to disciples
bound by an indenture and oath according to the medical laws, and
no others.
I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to
my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone.
I will give no deadly medicine to any one if asked, nor suggest any
such counsel; and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to
cause an abortion .
But I will preserve the purity of my life and my arts.
I will not cut for stone, even for patients in whom the disease is
manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners,
specialists in this art .
In every house where I come I will enter only for the good of my
patients, keeping myself far from all intentional ill-doing and all
seduction and especially from the pleasures of love with women or
men, be they free or slaves.
All that may come to my knowledge in the exercise of my profession
or in daily commerce with men, which ought not to be spread
abroad, I will keep secret and will never reveal.
If I keep this oath faithfully, may I enjoy my life and practice my art,
respected by all humanity and in all times; but if I swerve from it or
violate it, may the reverse be my life.
HIPPOCRATIC OAT TAKEN BY PHYSICIANS!
I can bet a whole lotta money that you can't decipher 1 line of that oath. undecided

Copy & paste ode
HealthRe: JOHESU Sues NMA, Says Doctors Strike Illegal by decode55(m): 7:10am On Jul 17, 2014
Akshow: I don't just like the idea of doc going on strike. Isn't that against the ethics of d profession and the oath they took.
Clueless useless F.G too should try and meet their demands. People are dying from curable diseases. The fact that they the polithiefcians can afford to stroll abroad for medical treatment doesn't mean we all can do same.
that's where this country's whole problem is stemming from.

If a law is enacted grounding all public office holders in Nigeria & forcing them & their families to seek medicare & degrees in the country, you'll see all these "strikes" stop.

As for now, sit back, grab some pop corn, prop your legs up high & enjoy the ride smiley
Forum GamesRe: AW-AS Let's Play by decode55(m): 7:05am On Jul 17, 2014
Missmossy: Its quite simple. Aw indicates a weakness while As on the other hand indicates a strength.

For example:

Aw - Sardine in fried eggssad

As - A wonderful orator.
hmmmm. Sounds interesting smiley
Forum GamesRe: AW-AS Let's Play by decode55(m): 9:25pm On Jul 16, 2014
Missmossy: Ofcourse,oya play the gamesmiley
how's it played?
Forum GamesRe: AW-AS Let's Play by decode55(m): 9:06pm On Jul 16, 2014
Missmossy: Aw - Sometimes care to a fault

As - High sense of independence

Tags - Softsparky, Imsuboi ,rapmike.
Present. Hope I'm safe smiley
CultureRe: Can The Irunmoles Incarnate As Orishas? by decode55(m): 8:22am On Jul 15, 2014
undecided
CultureRe: Giving And Receiving: Why Is The Righthand Deemed More Respectful? by decode55(m): 8:13am On Jul 15, 2014
why do you eat with your mouth & defecate with your anus? undecided


Why not the other way round?



"Westernization" has fried your brains. SMH
TravelRe: 8 Most Expensive Cities In Nigeria? by decode55(m): 7:44am On Jul 15, 2014
Port Harcourt is arguably the most expensive city to live in
CareerRe: How To Build 3 Years Work Experience In A Single Year As A Fresh Graduate by decode55(m): 6:50pm On Jul 14, 2014
SweetyZinta: Eyaa May God correct ur understanding.
& may He give you a working brain along with a sense of humor
Technology MarketRe: updated: Most affordabe MTN DATA. 1.5GB @ 850. 3.5GB @ 1750. 5GB @ 2400. by decode55(m): 4:53pm On Jul 14, 2014
bobo65: look for Enterpro...he has Eti 250mb for 500 naira
Thanks bro..
CareerRe: How To Build 3 Years Work Experience In A Single Year As A Fresh Graduate by decode55(m): 3:57pm On Jul 14, 2014
anonimi: I won't say funny.......I would rather say ATTRACTIVE in a COMPELLING way, which is not a bad thing. Or is it huh
Nope
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Affordable Etisalat Data For Android | IOS | Windows | Modem [1GB @ #1,299] by decode55(m): 3:56pm On Jul 14, 2014
rajo4real: Morning NL,

Thanks for all enquiries, feedbacks and referrals... cool
tried calling you some minutes ago.. You kept rejecting the call huh
Technology MarketRe: updated: Most affordabe MTN DATA. 1.5GB @ 850. 3.5GB @ 1750. 5GB @ 2400. by decode55(m): 3:36pm On Jul 14, 2014
okay.. Please can you direct me to an etisalat reseller? I'm finding it hard to locate one on here

Thanks smiley
Technology MarketRe: updated: Most affordabe MTN DATA. 1.5GB @ 850. 3.5GB @ 1750. 5GB @ 2400. by decode55(m): 3:12pm On Jul 14, 2014
Please, do you sell for etisalat?
Technology MarketRe: MINT 8GB Apple Ipod Nano For Sale @ N17,000 by decode55(m): 2:59pm On Jul 14, 2014
17k for a 4th generation ipod is way too much bro undecided



& its just 8gig sef huh
CareerRe: I Want To Quit My Banking Job by decode55(m): 2:52pm On Jul 14, 2014
lokito: At least Banking job is better than staying at home where people will see you and yinmu yinmu; even your parents will be angry with every move you make.
Your neighbours nko? If anything is missing in your yard, they'll say
"Go ask Mahmudsani, na only am dey always dey house"

Rethink my brother
is it always about what people think? huh
CareerRe: I Want To Quit My Banking Job by decode55(m): 2:50pm On Jul 14, 2014
OP, are you in Nigeria?
CareerRe: How To Build 3 Years Work Experience In A Single Year As A Fresh Graduate by decode55(m): 2:49pm On Jul 14, 2014
am I the only one that finds the title of this thread very funny? cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Uncooperative, Slow To Learn –US by decode55(m): 9:00am On Jul 14, 2014
Why am I not surprised? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Receives Selfie From Dead Grandmother (IMAGES) by decode55(m): 8:58am On Jul 14, 2014
undecided undecided
SportsRe: Luiz Felipe Scolari Sacked As Brazil's Coach by decode55(m): 7:30am On Jul 14, 2014
Moyes has been tipped for the job cheesy cheesy
PhonesRe: Ever Wondered Why The NO: 5 On Every Phone Keyboard Has A Dot Behind It? by decode55(m): 7:15am On Jul 14, 2014
nice smiley
SportsRe: Musa's Goal Makes Fifa's Top 10 World Cup Goals by decode55(m): 3:39pm On Jul 13, 2014
grin
TravelRe: Photos Of Pickpockets In China by decode55(m): 9:45am On Jul 13, 2014
So what should we do? huh

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