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dem never do finish Abuja, Kaduna,kano(AKK)gas pipeline, na Europe dem dey eye.

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coolcharm:
Would I blame you? You must be a product of the dysfunctional educational system you are trying to gather sympathy for.

And you ask me if I am a graduate? Dude, you must be high on something cheap.

What excuse do you want to make for primary school teachers who can't pass a primary 4 assessment with 75 points?

If you think that's too much, then you must be a Kaduna teacher

just listen to yourself you fool

coolcharm:
Unionism is the chief vehicle of mediocrity.

El rufai should disengage them, and set another examination for them with a pass mark of 90% - 95% within the next 12 months.

Those that pass should be reabsorbed.

Those that fail should go back to primary school and study to become teachers in future instead of protesting up and down like agberos

If i may ask, are you a graduate? If yes then i dare you to take waec or neco exams lets see if you can come up with 75%.
Just stop vomiting rubbish when you know nothing.
how on earth do you think 21k plus teachers would fail the test. ##think......

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10 REASONS FOR HATING BUHARI - ( A Satire)
1. He forced us back to the farms and there was hunger for a while but a painter of Garri no more sells for N900 but N450
2. He has paid out over N7b for the second Niger bridge and now, we can no longer use it as a Campaign promise in 2019.
3. Can you imagine? Our oil importers can no longer make billions monthly on subsidy? Shuo! you be witch?
4. Okay, look at ordinary Jamb that was remitting N3m annually, now is remitting about N8billion.
Abi dey increase Jamb fees?
5. Thailand is no longer happy with us because of this same man. We now produce over 70% of our own rice. Haba!!!
6. The most painful is making the Nigeria Police sit up. Almost all Kidnapping kinpins and fraudsters are now in police detention. If you think I am lying, ask Evans.
7. Now I am getting really mad. Tell me, why would he, yes he, force our people to start hiding foreign currencies in graves, coffins, soakaway pits etc instead of flaunting it at weddings, burials ,baby shower etc.
8. Now tell me, why must all recovered loot be recorded and safely kept? Why can't it be shared to party loyalists like Dasukigate?
9.Chai, I nearly forgot. Why must he make the Railways functional again and why must he award contracts for rehabilitation of major Federal roads including Lagos - Ibadan, Kano - Maiduguri, 2nd Niger Bridge,Enugu -Onitsha- Port Harcourt express road? PMB, haba, we are used to taking the old unmotorable roads naa.
10. Finally, simply because someone promised coming to Abuja to cut off his head to show bravery as a warlord, he has chased the man into hiding by dancing like a python

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Now that the terrorist or terrorists are being hunted by anti terrorists, for terrorising and compromising territorial integrity of our nation's territory, it is time for him/them to terminate their city's life to any available forest as potential territory for the terrorist's refuge, as we witnessed Boko Haram's terrorists style.
Thank you Nigerian Army.

Subhanallah.....May his soul rest peace

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Actuarydeji:
The world is coming to an end

it has already ended

KORLAR:
How's Jesus the creator of the world?

can u imagine.... Christians calling a messenger of God the creator

KORLAR:
How's Jesus the creator of the world?

can u imagine.... Christians calling a messenger of God the creator

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Lilimax:
The whole thing looked photoshopped

wat is photoshopped here, d beating or da guy??

Yesterday night my wife & I were shocked to find two toys at the bottom of the stroller after we had finished eating dinner. We were baffled as to where they came from until my son confessed he put them there from a recent trip to a toy shop. Initially, we were taken aback and struggled on how to approach this. Such a situation has never occurred in our new parenthood lives and now we have to be extremely careful in how we deal with this. He’s at an age where some actions may have innocently naughty intentions, but certainly this concept of responsibility needs to be taught, corrected, and guided. We had to evoke a sense of guilt & a sense of wrong – without him losing trust in us as parents, as confidantes.
So we explained the concept of wealth and how goods are exchanged fairly in return. Wealth, that which many work day and night for, but ultimately is a provision from God. We don’t have an unlimited supply so that’s why we can’t buy every toy he wants. There’s this concept of control and living within means. So what he did was WRONG, because he is not only accountable to God, but to the people of this world. The two relationships must co-exist and our religion teaches that. In his innocence he asked ‘Am I going to jail?’, and we just melted. We explained it was a mistake, and we don’t punish mistakes – but if people do bad things knowingly, that’s when they’re caught. He was worried all night that the police would catch him, bless his soul. But we had a plan – he needs to see the right way to do things, and it needs to be put in to action by him alone.
We took him personally to the shop the next day and I handed him money. First, he apologised (with a lump in his throat ♥)) and then returned the goods. He then gave the lady the money at which point he officially bought the toys again, and his face lit up.
The heart-breaking thing is he only took two toys so that he could give one to his sister in the first place. Such innocent little hearts. We tried not to shout throughout the entire process but made it known we’re there for him no matter what he does. A rule for life, as long as we’re alive. We do the right thing because that makes us good people, not because we expect a reward – at least in this life. But for this one time – an ice-cream was well deserved for an act of courage.

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New Words And Their Meanings, By "Abuja Dictionary".
Word............................ Meaning
Diezillion...............When figures are above Trillion.
LIVE...................... Stay away from Thief.
IMMENSALY.............. Fraudulent active participation
Witch Hunt................... Technical Word use by Looters to avert arrest
Okonjowela........... The society of wailing wailers
Buharism................The fear of Buhari by looters
Stealing............ Not corruption
Corruption......... Not stealing
Stay Tuned, as more words are still coming in this era of Change!
Sai Buhari!!!

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