₦airaland Forum

I really did not see how APC would have won in Rivers state...

Love the Amaechi man though.

At least, Asari is already making moves for a job during the coming years of irrelevance. Good rhythms...

san316:
APC all the way. Lagoon loading. All ibos should prepare with their life jackets.

Where was yr thinking when your parents put you to bed? The results show the ibos yet voted for Ambode, similar to voting for Buhari earlier. Try and recover that lost brain.

What kind of silly threads make front page in this nairaland sef?

I checked some sections and saw some really informative and edifying topics. Yet they will never be in the front page-aside garbage like this! How old are you people sef?

T. A. Orji, may all these complete your transgressions. Get ready for your judgment day.

wristwatch:
He lives in me and when I became God's son, deliverance was part of my salvation.

Well he who is not guilty on the points I listed, let him cast d first stone.

ok.....(he looks around for a rock to throw)

Pls, are they modelling their jean wears in the second picture? Why are they butt posing?

wristwatch:
Some guys can't control their sexual urge which somehow they use stylish ways to romance ladies in order to get satisfied.

Therefore, the places they stylishly romance ladies are;

1. In a commercial bus

This is peculiar to BRT, danfo and journey buses. However, due to the bad nature of Nigerian roads which serves as a catalytic process for dudes to express their "konji", they seize the moment of galloping to stylishly hit ladies bosom. Also for BRT(standing position), such dudes stylish hit their joystick against a lady's backyard to satisfy their urge.

2. At shopping mall

Though less common @ this place but it happens atimes when there is long queue to the cashier place. Somehow some dudes spot en downed ladies to stylishly have body contact with them.

3. Banking hall

Some banks are synonymous with long queues and as a result some guys book space in front of heavily gifted lady to enjoy her pillow.

4. On okada (Bike)

I remember one day I took a bike and d bike man stopped to carry a wickedly gifted bosom lady. Mehn! That day my joystick sang halleluyah still I get to my destination. Lol no be my fault "I be human being nah"

5. Polling unit

Some polling units have crowd and as a result of pushing and other things to vote early, some dudes seize the opportunity to having free access to her oranges.

6. Aptitude test centres

Due to struggle for job taking the last immigration exercise as a good example, some dudes enjoyed d moment while it last on some ladies without them knowing someone is enjoying free Internet browsing.

7. At bus terminus

During rush hour everybody struggle to get bus @ bus terminus especially in Lagos and as a result of severe rushing, some guys stylishly grab ladies orange and tap current hitting his machine gun against the lady's butt.

Feel free to add yours

You need deliverance. Receive it in Jesus name.

Rather than always come to religious section for answers, your various medical doctors would be of help.

This is how Satan successfully rob so many (rightly) "i don't want to sin" people of their salvation cos of ignorance.

Any guy with above (naturally) normal sexual drive, that does not "self-service", will experience this issue moderately-note i said moderately. Please, it also has nothing to do with demonic oppression. It is your body at work, relieving itself from sexual tension.

No matter how self-disciplined you are towards natural behaviours of your body, nature would always find a way to have its way-mostly when you are off-guard eg. Sleeping ofcourse.

They should stop the unnecessary protest. Have they checked the lagoon?

argon500:
Bia ne ba, osiso. Your bus is waiting for you.


Enter the bus with your life jacket or you buy at the entrance of the lagoon...lol

Nwa nem, ego le?

Point of correction sir. Those who lost their seats to PDP in lagos state did not perform. The people were tired of them-like seriously.

The era of non- performing people riding on the back of parties and thinking we will be sentimental "for party sake" is over. There will be more losses in the state house of assembly too.

Im not satisfied.


T. A. Orji should be jailed. He is the worst governor in Nigerian history. Im still trying to investigate the sin that Abians committed in the past to have this man as their governor.

Do you guys notice he has that, "im doing the right thing" face?

VIPERVENOM:
People are wicked. I can bet that the girl is working alongside her boyfriend or brother. There's no way they'll pull this off successfully. She'll get caught

When the wicked being is caught, she will tell her sad story about how she was abandoned as a kid, and all her suffering and about how one "mister Thomas" came and lured her into kidnapping. She will also tell us she has never done it before and it was the devil that is the cause.

Did u notice these things while dating before marriage?

I won't slap. Never. I would simply shove. Knowing that she might shove back, i would position for a RKO.

Reason-

No one will say i was wrong. The report will be that we both fought and i came out on top.



Thanks.

ritababe:
how she take shine, she go wait for Mr right till she turn 50?

You are an excuse for a woman! Imagine!

Lord, will our youth ever learn?

Bloggers never learn. Many nairalanders are even more childish.

Its like some kids here, especially in religion section, only hang around online, having nothing to say until a rumour about a popular cleric comes up.

Funnily, they backup their ignorance with scriptures also.

Anybody, whether good or bad-even Satan himself-can be made prosperous by false rumours.

UncleJudax:
It is surely suspicious. Read between the lines and see where a swipe was aimed at JK...drug dispenser, Lagos not being a hospital or pharmacy, haha. They still couldn't pass the (apology)message without directing a subtle jibe at their opponent. Terribly unfortunate.

A total disaster. They are imitating the way PDP campaigned at federal level that led to even more popularity of Gen. Buhari.

Sir, i love your personality.


My apologies, im not voting for you on Saturday. It pains me to say it.

oneeast:
JK is likeable. When he speak you know he has the capacity to reposition the great state of Lagos.

I am voting him on Saturday.

I voted for Buhari in March 28. Im voting for Agbaje on April 11.

TheOnlyWiseMan:
It's unfortunate that APC that pride itself as Progressives are now trying to drag the nation backward.
I know some people who voted for them in last election are now regretting bitterly.

Some how true. But i voted for the man Buhari-not necessarily the party, APC. But this thing vex me sha.

ozoigbondu:
Personally i don't care about lagos state but the toutish oba threatened us with death......we don't like threat and we also want change in lagos.My brothers are tired of multiple taxation

I was going to excuse the taxation issue. But for this statement, kai! He lost my vote. Painful though.

lyricalz:
U need 2 download the audio o, its 4 real and very funny, imagine a whole oba

http://www.xclusivehit.com.ng/download-audio-recording-of-oba-of-lagos-threatening-igbos-in-lagos/

Funny? It is irritating. Disgusting. Wicked. And unfair to Ambode.

Sir, you are a nice person. But just like Jonathan, you have some bad people around you who as it were, made you.

I can't vote for you on Saturday. We are in "change era". Sorry, you lost my vote.

benuejosh:
i just jega the read the post. e make sense.

The post made sense. Your post didn't. Kindly correct the unfortunate sentence.


Thanks.

Ilekeh:
What a shame.

The madman is probably one of the pro-PDP voters of March 29th.

Receive the ability to reason beyond your nose in Jesus name.

Op why are u beefing the girl? Aside from the ones she did not complete, she is correct.