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In some organized countries, any woman that married this type of man will hide in a cave for the rest of her life-but not in naija.

In some organized countries, this man would be arrested on counts of creating too many responsibilities on govt and ofcourse, over-working his testicles-but not naija.



All i can say, in reference to a very respected man of God is, "This one is strong".

Whenever there is alcohol, weed, and a handful of holigans, expect these.

That it did not happen in your own is not an excuse-it was merely postponed.

Selah.

Op.

Do you take Alomo or Origin? I want to express my gratitude for the thread.


Ps. I wish most guys, teenagers in age and mind, are listening to this.
Especially the last point. Like seriously, many guys have joined cult groups MOSTLY because they are trying to impress one chic.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Click like if u want me to deactivate dis acct, click share if u still want me to stay put!

The likes show you are not actually liked

Vanquay:
To the 2 "feminazis" above me. Even if you sucked my C*** you still wouldnt blow on nairaland

Receive sense in Jesus name.

sonofananimal1:
NO MIND THEM, THEM DEY FORM GOOD GIRLS DEY ADVICE PEOPLE ANYHOW BUT REAL LIFE THEM BE WOLF IN A SHEEP CLOTH.


WHO DEY EVEN SEND THEM NOWADAYS

The truth please....


How old are you?

xender:
dat man should b sent 2 confront boko boy on d war field.

wicked man.

I owe you a pair of glasses and prayers.

The way the guys open their mouths....

I think there must be something rising somewhere.

I think if PDP wants to make sense ever, they should push Ben Bruce's (id even go for Fani Kayode) voice a little higher...

This Metuh man is not doing this opposition thing well.

The more he talks, i get more angry with PDP.

lative:
eleyi ogidigan

I say that this one is very strong!

Sir, what makes you think that this sweet super story (the tempter in me wishes it was me) will end happily ever after if you both continue in the act?

Demmzy15:
Adamawa is partially struck by boko-are-rams only few parts of the State which borders Bornu and Yobe State has some little vulnerability. So going to Yola is safe, in fact my roommate in school who's a Christian lives in Yola.

But if the Pastor wants to show his bravery, let him go to Gwoza or Mongonu for mass.

You are mad. You are an Olodo. You are blaady (ie bloody) fool.

He has done a courageous thing. Admit it.

And besides, its here in south-west, we always think that LIFE DOES NOT GO ON IN THOSE DANGEROUS AREAS.

And government forces will NEVER allow such a gathering in Borno and the likes, knowing that its from a religion that the group (BH) considers a primary enemy.

Ps-Once again, you are a big fool.

Ahhhhhh... Remember these things...

Make dem dey do hard to get na...

Or you think he never toasted any naija babe before?

Shioor!

The demon in him speaks...

What a pity.

How i love this man!

God please, help him.

unpredictedone:
What gift would have been better if not prayers for a good husband...


Money she has!
Laptops she can afford!
Cars ofcourse she can if she want!


But good husband, she no fit buy ooo!

Anyway just pouring my mind ooo as a concerned fan to her.

hmmm

activelyA:
T

"T" for tear-gas.


May you experience tear-gas for unnecessary spacebooking on nairaland. Amen.

He is pressed and needs to pee. Y'all should know you can't but keep a straight face in that situation.

Thanks

Happy Idl-fitr in advance.

Cinema and Sweet sensation will enjoy me those days in Jesus name. Amen

So you mean he refused to register since.....


Now I understand.

Now i think i remember they were a couple for long... Remember some time in 2000/2002 not sure of d year... But usually saw them when BM was just gaining comic ground in Unilag...

See life!

Many ladies are yet to learn. Ready-made men abi? That's why society is gradually tolerating single lady @ 50 (when i thought that even President Buhari should get involved when any lady gets to 40 and is still single ).

Lies from the office of Satan's personal assistant.


Don't believe it.

buygala:
More appropriate title for thread




Bleached-out Sumo wrestlers taking groupie after farting in swimming pool


In other news....


I just ate Yam and bread.... I opened the bread and put the boiled yam inside it ..... Now my eyes are doing me somehow .... Please advise me

gosh.

You are wicked

sorextee:
if u read my post with ur two eyes, u would found out i didnt call u a teenager.. U SAID EARLIER THAT I SHLD APOLOGISE TO GOD COS I SAID A SECULAR ARTIST SONGS ARE WACK.. I HAIL YOU, O WISE ONE ... U RE SO WISE THAT U DIDNT SEE WHERE I WROTE YOUTHS SHEY.. maybe u don pass youth age.. u don turn octogenarian...

Ahhh save it!

Good thing its the last paragraph of the reply u make reference to.

Single testicles
(oh "if i read with two eyes" shey?).

sorextee:
It seems you teens/youths, listen to wack songs, just cos of the beats nd dance.. songs that have no moral value... Tell me, which if his songs have u listened to, that inspired, motivated you? Wen u start getting older, u will begin to appreciate likes of timi dakolo, cobhams, Asa, etc.

Music is first the sound, the rhythm, and lyrics in good order-which will be pleasant and will almost immediately inspire a dance, before we talk about what makes up the lyrics, thus the message.

That a song does not make sense to you does not mean it doesn't inspire another. A hiphop street choreographer won't call Burna's (mostly) regge dancehall recent songs as wacked. A "worshipper" would definitely love solemn and also jazz music and would dislike hip hop. It all depends on what genre gives you a kick.

What would generally make a song "wacked" is when its not pleasant to listen to, and so you can't even move to it-even when it has videos that people want to see.

But you would be too dumb to understand this. And you are really stupid for the reference "you teenagers".


Thanks

sorextee:
Who cares. . very arrogant guy... wack songs, boring videos.. fake interviews...

Sir. Kindly speak for yourself.

Asper the issue of the videos and songs being "wacked" , better apologize-to God, to nairaland and to Burna Boy.

onosprince:
Fvck poverty

As in.......



May God punish poverty pass Satan.

I eat an average of 6. I discipline myself not to eat above this when hungry or when in use with good soup.


Some of you saying "2", are you trying to insult us?

You can't blame the thugs.


They are not man enough to know what it means to get a legitimate job, work and not get paid.

When they have grown old and can no longer beat people in the name of an irresponsible governor (party aside, I VOTED APC), they will go around appealing to sentiments and conscience of people that earn a legitimate living, to give them money "in the name of God".


I weep for the so-called future generation.

I remember the funny feeling it gave me when they used it at the back of my head.... Lol.


And the barbers dey always sweat.

sharon763:
y dnt u hang ursef...retard

No i won't. Thanks.

You should. That's what beasts like you should do. Heartless creep.

sharon763:
a hrtless being for escaping death? Spare meme DAT trash biko

You are already full of trash and wet poo.


I can spare adding to it.


Just be quiet "biko".