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NYSCRe: Where Can I Serve Pleeeeeeease?! by Deedee49(op): 10:55pm On Jul 07, 2012
Thanks guys. @God's child, i didnt knw dat. I'd like dat alot!
NYSCRe: Where Can I Serve Pleeeeeeease?! by Deedee49(op): 5:19pm On Jul 07, 2012
T-smooth:
Yeah, i think the best place for you to serve is in kirikiri. Because u de finland wetin come concern us, or u want make we de happy? abeg comot jor.
Wow! So typical...! I didnt ask to be born there. If dat hurts u so much, u could ask for a rebirth! If u cant help just backoff!
NYSCWhere Can I Serve Pleeeeeeease?! by Deedee49(op): 9:37am On Jul 07, 2012
I am a Nigerian/Ghanian. But i was born and bred in Europe. I would be graduating soon from the University of Jyvasklar(Finland). My Dad wants me to come back to Nigeria for NYSC! Dis is not my first time in Nigeria, but it'll be d first time i'd be there for dat long. I don't wanna risk bin posted to those troubled and bomb-ridden states! Any advice where i can serve, dat has a modicum of peace and hospitality?!
FamilyRe: Husband Taking Meat From The Pot Of Soup/stew: Whats Ur Take On This? by Deedee49(f): 11:31pm On Jul 03, 2012
tpia@:
when you're cooking meat, if you know he likes snacking on it, then set some aside for him, this isnt rocket science.

abeg dont be opening silly threads because nobody needs some awoko coming in to give lectures on how to serve meat to a nigerian man? huh
Must u always constitute a nuisance on every thread?! Dis is after she asked u not to insult her! Guru tpia@, grow up, and knw wen to zip dat tin u call mouth!
@suv: pls follow d good advices as dished out by some sensible people!
FamilyRe: I Mistakenly Impregnanted My Wife's Sis And Cousin... by Deedee49(f):
Oh pleeeeease!!! If i hear d word PREGNANCY and MISTAKE in d same sentence,and dat sentence doesnt have RAAPE in it, i'm gonna flip! U impregnate ur wife's cousin and sister, and u call it a mistake?!! What is dis guy, a 9yr old or something?!!!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 6:54pm On Jun 26, 2012
Konnektions146: OP,
i just heard u talk abt Astrology, for whathuh? no provoke me ooo.

anyways, i would say she relax a little and think, she is de only person dat can tell her self de truth, men can be too funny dat dey sweet tongue as dey wanna get somethin from u....moreso dere is somethhin witj VER PRETTY LADIES, seriously most men dont take dem serious.
there is dis general impression dat as u are talkin to her, a lot more is talkin to her and dat as a lady, she will succumb to some advances........thus de natural unseriousness from de guys towards her.

pls ask her to take a break, think and find out where de issues really are coming fromhuh
at what point does de relationships start gettin bad??
is she so clingy/over bearin/too jealous, nagging , too demanding, childish,

she should really do a lot of thinking and re-thinking and find out what and where de issue is and i am sure she will be able to identify de faults if she is not too full of her self.

wishin her de best
Someone actually adviced dat she tries astrology match or sometin like dat! Ur advice is a really good one! Thanks so much!!!
FashionRe: Wedding Gowns: To Buy Or To Lease? by Deedee49(f): 1:05pm On Jun 26, 2012
It is my wedding! I want my own wedding gown! I cant wear a gown and keep tinkin how d person who wore it b4 me felt. Such tinz are way too personal!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 12:53pm On Jun 26, 2012
Shyne22: @deedee... So much love for your friend you got. I wish everybody can do same. That said, I think ur frnd should try Astrological match comparison for her dates. I don't say she should blv all she sees there but I bet you it's so rich not just on relationships but on how to live with people around us. If it was possible I would have teach her more on it but she can get it all from surfing the net. It's 99% possible those she has met ain't hers, despite they all left her. There re tns we don't need preaching n quoting bible pages when d knowledge has already been impacted on us. I'm, no voodoo, I'm a catholic but like I said its common knowledge that when we get it we quickly back it up with prayers. Talking from experience cos I now control some personal acts that affects me in the past. Good luck on ur research!!!
Yea, someone told me sometin about dis astrological match tin sometime back! I for one don't really believe in it. But if it can help, there's no harm in tryin! Thank u so much!
Jokes EtcRe: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Deedee49(f): 10:06am On Jun 26, 2012
Fredrick909: supported . Leave these Nairalanders and thier moderators.
Una just dey laugh 4 joke wen we don see since 3 month ago. Facebook.
.and this made front page.
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.nexxxxxxtttttttt
I'm glad u said sometin, facebook! U saw dis 3 months ago on FACEBOOK! Dis is NAIRALAND and it just found its way here! Comprehendè?!!! So if u've not laughed in those 3 months, here's anoda chance to laugh again!!! Scchmuck!!!
Jokes EtcRe: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Deedee49(f):
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.
Do u also know dat d time u've spent writing dis post in reply to d thread, u would have made a reasonable amount on d stock market like ur mate, Bill gates, Mark Zuckerberg?!!! Learn to appreciate peoples efforts!!!
Jokes EtcRe: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by Deedee49(f): 9:58am On Jun 26, 2012
10Billion: Wen ur mates ( Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga etc) re making billions of naira everyday & securing d future of their children, u re busy spending ur precious time writing thrash on a public forum. Tufiakwa gi.
And d jagon made it 2 d front page. NL moderators, I hail thee.
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 8:43am On Jun 26, 2012
tpia@:
I'm sure you would like to receive my attention in order to give you some aura of respectability around here, but unfortunately i think you're stuck shopping for bootycalls on nl, without recourse to anything worthwhile.

Dont let me disturb you from entertaining your 30 or 40 suitors dearie, and while you're at it, may i also invite you to have an encounter with Jesus Christ of Nazareth who can fill you up the way no human being can. We're talking of the real Jesus here, not the manmade one.

When you're ready to stop following your demons, you know what to do- say a simple prayer and go from there.


That sound like advice to you?
Seems like u found Jesus, cos ur posts dont sound like u anymore! And FYI, ur presence on my thread is always a nuisance! But hey, how do i appreciate oda posters, if i dont have some trash! So keep up d good work tpia@!!!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 8:38am On Jun 26, 2012
apocalypse: I doubt you know what MATURE is , it's only kids you advise by trying not to hurt their feelings or not saying the hard truth. If truly your friend has all those plusses as you said and she still can't get a man then she has a problem , re-evaluate your friend and find out where she errs , it can't get more MATURE and truer than that
U've finally done ur homework! Thanks!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 8:37am On Jun 26, 2012
omega25red: your girl friend is making a mistake by putting a number on the people she has dated because now she has placed an unrealistic pressure on herself with 30.

she has obviously been dating a bunch of play boys because no man who is ready to settle down would complain that a woman is too romantic or too nice. Also your friend has dated 29 guys but she seems to not be learning anything from the 29 experiences she has had.

tell your friend to take some time off from dating and have a retrospect of all the guys she has dated. This way she can see where things went wrong or at least she would get to know herself a little bit.

when some time pass, then she can come back to the dating game and hoppfully thing will work out for her. so has your friend slept with all 29 guys of the past?
Finally! Someone has made a comment! Thank u Omega! Dont mind me with d 30 guys tin. I dont really knw how many guys she's dated, she said alot of guys, i asked if i should put 29, she laughed and said yes! And as to weda she's slept wit dem all, i dont knw, dats her personal tin! I just emailed ur advice to her, and her reply was a thumbs up!!! Thank u so much!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 2:02am On Jun 26, 2012
apocalypse: Ooookaaay , since we are advising your friend ( who are we kidding ) , I can only say she needs to know why men aren't seeing all the plusses you have highlighted but dwell on the little minus ( it's not even a minus ) she has. Me thinks she isn't as good as she claims and the men don't see the wifey material in her.
Very funny! But believe me or not, i know wat i meant wen i asked for MATURE comments! Tanx!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 1:57am On Jun 26, 2012
Macallon: So we are really supposed to believe you are asking for a friend huh?
Believe wat u want, no stress! I guess u have no backpage on ur screen!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 1:56am On Jun 26, 2012
Macallon: So we are really supposed to believe you are asking for a friend huh?
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 1:56am On Jun 26, 2012
tpia@:
why not hide cork's own as well.


he's obviously scared of being banned, but hide his posts while you're pondering his case.
Hahahahahahahahaha! Its tpia@ on my case again.... I tot u'd have an advice for me, because ur posts are neva seen on threads dat aren't worth d effort,right! Perhaps it was hidden, dont knw. Tanx 4d compliment though (wierdo? Is dat d best u can do?). Come on, u are tpia@, rememba?
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 7:42pm On Jun 25, 2012
Rocktation: Well, there's nothing to do save continue testing the microphone. You know what they say about the last keys in bunches. Whether she wakes up at dawn or she does so at dusk, the water at the river that's hers to fetch, can never flow past her calabash.
U are right, but d case here is, her clock is ticking! D water should move faster!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 7:41pm On Jun 25, 2012
kilimanjaro: I don't have any advise for her. What i have to say is for you to link me up with her. I won't complain.
How sweet! But thanks! I think she'll pass!
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 7:39pm On Jun 25, 2012
Mr..Cork:
sweeery am ready for marraige... Bring her! tongue
She's way too innocent for u dear. Thanks for d offer!
RomanceRe: Drop A Flirty Line by Deedee49(f): 6:50pm On Jun 25, 2012
lawizle: Ode oshi grin


Ode oshi
Hahahahahahhahaahhahahahaa! Lwkmd! Wetin be ur own nau?!
RomanceDesperately Desperate!!! by Deedee49(op): 6:25pm On Jun 25, 2012
Please help out with ur advices if u can!

I have a friend, who is veeeery pretty! She's light in complexion and her skin glows, she's spotless, with long hair.... In summary, she is perfect! She started dating officially at d age of 18. Now 9 years after she started dating,she has a list of about 29 men she's eva dated! She is not a flirt,and dated dis men one at a time. And becos of her beauty men always flock around her,but de neva last! Her longest relationship lasted for 11 months. Now, d problem is, de always complain just before de opt out, dat she's too romantic, too loving, infact too perfect! She decided to be d opposite, and d men still complain she doesn't do enough! Her wish now is for number 30 to be D one, but she's scared to even start dating him! Wat do u advice her to do pls?!!

NB:
U knw how we do it; mature comments only. If u have noting to say turn to d backpage! Thank u!
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast At A Bauchi Football Viewing Center ? by Deedee49(f): 11:06pm On Jun 24, 2012
O.D.B.:
as long as its in Bauchi who cares
U're an animal!
FamilyRe: Couples Crying During Wedding... Why? by Deedee49(f): 12:23pm On Jun 24, 2012
JimOvia: Nairaland has become an avenue to discuss all manner of crap. Yet whenever I create a meaningful topic it never makes frontpage.
This particular thread will soon deviate into insults and tribal remarks.
That has been the trend I noticed in all nairaland threads.
Shame on Seun & Moderators.
Oya block my comment.
Lwkmd! Hahahahahahahaha! Dats nairaland for u man!

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