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Mynd_44: The funny thing is that I am actually being nice here.
The BB phone came in as a bribe. Must you bribe her before she agrees to marry you?
Couldn't she have agreed to be yours nd then you buy her the phone as an engagement gift

It wasn't bribery to me. Cos as a gal u have an option weda to accept a ring or not. She could simply tell him,not to let dem rush tinz,admire d ring and not accept it YET! Wats d difference between someone who puts d ring in an ice-cream cup, or in her glass of wine and he who put it in a blackberry phone? Both d ice-cream and d blackberry phone are d carriers of d ring! So no be bribery at all bros!

Mynd_44: ^^
And the saddest one I have ever read

Oh come on! Be nice!

slavia: I guess it means a great deal to the ladies, every guy has to bring everything he has to bear while doing this including finance (ring), creativity (how and when to propose), etc. I proposed to my better half last year, it happened like this;
I just came back from an official trip, had been away for about 3 weeks. She also came to visit having not seen me since I travelled. While I was away I stopped @ a shop and bought the most expensive ring my money could buy and I also bought a blackberry phone that she had always fantasized about. When I got home I preped the sitting room; dimmed the lights; wine/ice/cake/cashew nuts; romantic jams; etc
I removed the blackberry fone and placed the ring inside. So while we were cuddling on the couch sipping wine, I told her to close her eyes that I have a gift for her. When she closed her eyes I took the package from under the couch and placed it in her hands.....she opened her eyes and screamed "baby u bought me a BB, I luv u so much". When she then opened the pack I knelt down and said "I promise to keep dat smile on ur face if u wud let me, baby wud u marry me?".....she was so overwhelmed beyond words she just dropped d pack on the couch drew me closer and kissed me saying "with all my heart"

OMG! Aaawwwwwwwwwwwww! Dis is d most romantic piece i've eva read! Boi, are u creative or wat!!!

Idowuogbo: My scenario......,

I 4 like make we board molue.In d tight corner while holding on for his dear life, he pops d queshun like dis " Nneka! In d presence of dis fellow agberos, I will like to ask for ur hand in marriage"

lwkmd! Dis could be equally romantic... But would u say yes if he proposed to u dis way?

@sexskillz: U wont understand! Such tots add spice to life!

Mynd_44: Okay you have it all figured out so what do you want to discuss? The type of movie, the contents of the dinner or the price of the ring?

Dis thread is for d ladies to share wat de dream of! So sit back and read! Thank u!

I have always fantasized in my private moments about how dat special one would propose to me... I have different ideas from movies, novels, etc. But one sticks out so much. "A romantic dinner at his place (Either home-made or take-out, but must be eaten in his house). Then we watch a romantic movie together,while eating popcorn! We go to bed and he tells me how much he loves me and can't live d rest of his life without me! Kisses me good night and we sleep. He wakes up in the middle of d night and slips the ring into my finger! He wakes me up in d morning with breakfast in bed. *Trust me i'll see d ring wen i wake up*! Then wit d tray on my laps, he goes down on one knee,and asks me to marry him! Simply irresistible!

Akpos a houseboy ,who's usually alone at home,committs lots of atrocities! He wuld go 2d bar &steal his oga's drink &fill it back up wit water. Soon d oga noticed &decided 2set a trap 4him. He bot a drink dat changes colour wen u add water 2it(just like dettol). So one day,as usual,Akpos steals d drink,added water,&d drink changed color. He knew he was bursted! Wen d oga returned,Akpos was in d kitchen. "Akpos",d oga called,"Yes oga". "Who stole d drink in dis bottle?" No response. D boss storms off 2d kitchen &asked,"Y is it dat u ansad wen i called ur name,bt kept mute wen i asked u a question?" Akpos replies,"Oga,wen u de inside dis kitchen there are certain questions u cant ansa". To prove himself right,he asks his oga to remain in d kitchen while he goes out &asks a question. Akpos den calls out,"Oga". "Yes Akpos". "Who de enter d maid room wen madam no de?" No response. D Oga came out of d kitchen. "Akpos u're right o,i didnt hear a word in d kitchen". D wife said its not true, and so she goes in as well. "Madam". "Yes Akpos". "Who be Junior real papa, na me abi na oga?". No response. When she came out she said to her husband, "Honey dat kitchen needs to be fumigated,i couldnt hear a tin in it!"

Lovexme: You seem like a confused fellow. Well, women don't even know what they want so I wouldn't blame you for your naivety.

Aaawwwww! U sound like i reminded u of an unwanted memory! Sorry o! Mtcheeeeew! Must u comment?!

Hehehehehe! Funny thread! I think i've done some of dis! Ok seriously, i tink i've done most of dis! But really, wats wrong wit doing number 12? "I mean there's nothing wrong with a little back-up plan!"

amosy007: So dogs are more responsible than ghanians no wonder they act like muppets on nairaland

Running ur mouth loose against all Ghanians,because of one person's mistake is not only stupyd, but also shows ur level of literacy! Which FYI is "ZERO"! U Nigerians do worse dan we have or can eva do! So pls get busy solving ur issues,and stop feigning wat u're not. Cos Ghana is ahead of ur country, way ahead!

Jenams: As long as they keep the bombings τ̅o †ЂΞ north, Йą dem sabi, Pop some more bombs on Ūя̅ kingsmend u evil sons of satan.

U are mistaking here! Wen d bombs strike, it doesnt just affect the notherners,it affects those who are not their kinsmen as well...

Rest in peace!

When u sleep and dream about Dame Patience Jonathan, a night before u write an English Examination! #carry over for sure#

4evergod3: @Deedee49

LOOK SAVE YOURSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAUGHT ME GIVING YOUR MUM SOME THUG LUVING DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE MAD AT ME. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK FOR IT AND I WOULD HAVE OBLIGED YOU. TOO BAD YOUR MUM ASKED FIRST! HAAAA!!!

Wow! You're like a kid who's candy was stolen! I feel sorry for u! U'll grow up soon! More time on Nairaland,and u'll grow up! I laf at ur ignorance,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!

4evergod3: YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO INTO A WAR OF WORDS WITH ME I NEED TO ADVICE YOU ON THAT. GO ASK BEAF AND JARMAIN HOW THEY ENDED UP WHEN THEY TRIED DOING WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO NOW. I WILL CLOBBER YOU WITH MY HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK AND MY LEGS SHACKLED.

Hellooooo!!!
Is someone saying something?!!!

4evergod3: YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE A ONE TRACKED MIND! HAVE YOU BOTHERED TAKING THE TIME TO FIND OUT HOW THE NAME CHANGE CAME ABOUT? TRY READING THE DAILIES OR WATCHING THE NEWS PERHAPS YOU WOULD BECOME BETTER ENLIGHTENED RATHER THAN THINK THAT THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SWAG. SMH

Ok den, for u who has mutiple track mind,and who is so current as to knw abt d reason for d name change,how about u enlighten me about how it came to be. And while at it, explain to me how it affects the academics of the protesting students! "When people make comments about issues,u have multiple choices to do wat u like: u can either ignore it,make a reasonable comment or observation of dat person's post,or preferrably,go hit ur head on d wall". MF!!!!

Nigerians should grow up,and get ova demselves! So wat if d name of ur school was changed? Was ur course changed? Or was d university changed to a college of education? Dis is nonsense! Better get use to it,shake it off and face ur studies! Screeeeew d swaggs dat goes wit ur former name,and take on a new swag with d present name(i dont knw if it's swag dat took u all to school in d first place)!!! Rubbish!!!

Walexpopsin: I'm highly dissapointd in her, why can't see marry a men?
She mrried to a married man.

"So,married men are not men?!" lwkmd!!!!

A man is in court.

D Judge says,"On d 3rd of August u're accused of killing ur wife by beatin her 2death wit a hammer,how do u plead?"
"Guilty",said d man in d dock.


At dis point a man @d back of d court stood up &shoutd "U dirty rat!" D Judge asked d man 2sit down & 2refrain frm makin any noise.


D Judge continued"...&dat also on d 17th of September,u're accused of killin ur son by beating him 2death wit a hammer,how do u plead"?
"Guilty",said d man in d dock.


Again d same man @d back stood up &shoutd even louda,"U dirty rotten stinkin rat"!!
At dis point d Judge calld d man 2d bench &said,"I hav already askd u 2b quiet,if u continue wit these outbursts,I'll hav 2charge u wit contempt of court. I can understand ur feelins,bt wat relationship hav u 2dis man?"


He replied "He is my next door neighbor".
D Judge replied,"I can understand ur feelins den,bt u must refrain frm any comments".


D man replied "NO,ur Honor,u don't understand.
Twice I hav askd if I culd borrow a hammer,&BOTH TIMES he said he didn't hav one"!

"Truvada",the name of the new HIV/AIDS prevention drug! Its not a blessing to those who are already infected! But i dont think it is a blessing to those who aren't infected either,cos dis is like a go ahead to go have unprotected sex! Afterall, u cant get infected after taking d drug! A husband can go out and have illicit sex with any girl,so long as he takes d drug! Its a step towards finding the cure sha,so kudos to those who found it...! But do u tink its a blessing or a curse?!

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190: I hope d bomb blast affects that my wretched ex of a girlfriend -

Come on man! Are u serious?!!? Dis is human life we're talking abt!

Perhaps when u locate ur sense of humour,u can locate d joke!

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A boy goes 2his dad &asks,"What is politics?"
Dad says,"Son,let me xplain it dis way: I'm d breadwinner of d family,so let's call me capitalism. Ur Mom is d administrator of d money,so we'l call her d Govt. We'r here 2tak care of ur needs,so we'l call u d pple. D nanny,is d Workin Class.&ur baby broda,is d Future. Now tink abt dat.
D little boy goes off 2bed tinkin abt wat dad had said. Later dat night,he hears his baby broda cryin,so he checks up on him. He finds dat d his diaper was soild. So d little boy goes 2his parents' room &finds his mother asleep. He goes 2d nanny's room,findin d door locked,he peeks in d keyhole &sees his father in bed wit d nanny. He leaves &goes back 2bed. D next mornin,d little boy says 2his father, "Dad,I tink I Understand d concept of politics now." D father says,"Gud son,tell me wat u tink politics is abt." D little boy replies,"Well,while Capitalism is screwing d Workin Class,d Govt is sound asleep,d Pple are being ignored &d Future is in deep shit."

A man with only 200naira in his pocket,goes to a restaurant and eats food worth about 2000naira. Wen d waiters realised he couldnt pay,d attention of d manager was brought to d situation. D man was handed over to d police. On his way to d station he gave d police man d 200naira he had on him,and he was set free to go home!
Lolzz!

As for me,what is bin done with my tithe is none of my business. I am only obeying the commandment of God by paying it to d church. So,if someone mis-uses it,its left to him and God,not me!

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