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Nice question @op. Wondering why d guys are silent! Come on out and defend d world u own!

Awwwwwwwww! Oh my God! Dat is so touching! Got tears rolling down my cheeks! Really sweeet!

I saw dis on a friend's facebook page, dat ketu plank market is on fire and surrounding houses are burning. He wants people to help spread d news till it gets to the authorities. Can anyone confirm?

I guess he shot u in d wrong place. If he had shot u in d right place, trust me willingly or unwillingly, you'll leave him. So silly!

I've bin dating dis guy for abt 5 months now. When we just met, i checked for our mutual friends on Facebook, and realized that one of dem was a guy who molested me in elementary school. He always liked to touch my body parts wen we were just 6years old,and always said i'll get hurt if i tell my mom. Den i told his mom, she took me to d zoo with my parents permission and showed me a lion and said she'll feed me to it if i ever told anyone. Twelve years later he came to apologise. Now, twenty years later,its bin my secret until i met my man. Now i find out, de are best of friends. Do i tell my man about our past, or just let it go?

Ileke-IdI:
This one?

Trust me, it is real. I took the pixs myself.

Sorry, I cannot tell you the location or the name of the hen in custody

https://obstacol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/funny-pictures-kfc-chicken-stilts-flamingos.jpg

This truly got me reeling with laughter! I like!

Hi. The last of my tooth is about to shoot out, and its so painful. Hinders my chewing. What can i use to relieve myself?

Youngsage: U just quoted my comment u dumbass!
And hw do u claim to have such an idea? Oh i can see u must hav bn speaking 4 urself, u mst b really bored and boring cos i didnt even address my comment to u in d 1st place.
Now shutup and do urself some good!

There sure are a lot of tinz i'd like to do with my time. Feeding ur loose end isn't one of it!

Youngsage: @O.P i fault the analysis given. The 3rd incident of the test says someone is knocking/yelling for you from the front door. That someone could be anyone not necessarilly a friend/visitor, it seems most of the above posters also didn't interpret the test correctly. And how does door represent friends? If it does then it needn't be locked, it rather be left open.
The phone call could be from a friend/family i dont know hw it represents work, and how does clothes represent money? And how does it determine one's readiness for 2013
i must say at first i didnt find this fun, i found it crazy, bulls.hit, sigmund freud or whoever came up with dis must be, really

I think i have a slight idea of wat ur 2013 will be like... Boring!!! U either comment or shut up!

ferhyntorlah: My Choice
2. Pick the crying baby because I don't joke with my welfare of babies.
5. Close the running tap cos I hate seeing water on the kitchen floor; it disgusts me.
3. Open the door for the person knocking and hand over the baby to him/her to help calm the baby.
4. Get my clothes from the line
1. Answer the call. If it stops before I answer, I can always call back provided the number isn't hidden. If it is, then the message isn't important. If it is, the caller would call back/send a text message.

1. Family
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Money
5. Work

What if the person by the door is a stranger, u'd hand ur baby over to d person still? Anyway i choose d sequence: 5 3 4 2 1(even though i didnt knw 5 stood for sex, i just hate a messy kitchen)... And babies will always be babies, crying wuldn't hurt dem!

9th to comment! Yaaaaaaaayyyy!

yuzedo: I look left
I look right
I look left again
I lock the door
I bring out my vaseline/soap
I unzip my d(ic)k
I rubbbbbbbbbbbb
I c(u)m
I rest

I look left again...
I look right again...

Loooooooolzzzzzzzzzzzzz! U are so hilarious! I've laffed my head off!

The worst pest to have in a home is not listed above: MEN!!!!

Psylas: I love muslims, i love islam, i love Allah, i love muhammad

From ur picture,
I almost forgot, Gun and fire are weapons of peace!

acidtalk: Ahn ahn!!
*sad face*
Next time I won't answer your question.

Next time u learn to be polite to a Lady.

Blue moon: its roasted plantain

Thanks alot...

Saw dis on a friend's page and couldn't help but ask wat dis guy is searching for. Has it gotten dis bad?

Dondav: F*ck... They are both fugly... I can't have an ugly girl fighting over me.. Talkless of two!!

I am so sure, u are fuglier. Dats why no gal will ever fight ova u.