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RomanceRe: Laws Of Keeping A Woman by Deejavuu(f): 12:47pm On Feb 22, 2015
kika23:
24) Never let your woman stand alone when she is being opposed. Always stand by her in the presence of opposition, and when you are in private then you can tell her your real thoughts on a situation. She will love you for not exposing her out in the open. Always stand by your woman. Always! However, if she is someone who always does people wrong, then she is wrong for you. If she is good and she is the one being wronged, if you sit down or do nothing, she will be gone. Women do not like weak men. Those women that tolerate weak men are very weak women..

Ionno the source...
RomanceRe: Is Anything Wrong going oral during sex With Your Wife/husband? by Deejavuu(f): 12:38pm On Feb 22, 2015
ronald4lif:
Nothing wrong, after a good shower and provided both couples always take their hygiene down there serious then sure, [b]they can eat themselves out[b]wink. Happy days all he way smiley
grin grin grin grin grin..That part got me lol..Abeg na meat tongue
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 2:39am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin grin Na true na - you sef check am say dem dey infect people with sleep ,na nairalanders go get the highest casualties. grin
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed..
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 2:29am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
Goodnight because the sleep dun hold you for gear.
I no wan make person infect me with her sleep. grin
Before I go begin type in latin. cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin..
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 2:25am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
Well, go to bed. cheesy
You can't get 100% just like that , you'll have to earn it.
Hehehe,and earn it i shall wink

Goodnight.
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 2:17am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
You don't give up , you prove me wrong.
I would have really love to do that tho,but it will take alot of typing and typing to do just that.I'm sleepy now maybe some other time..

But still on the matter sha o,i 'm worth giving 100% trust to wink
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 2:06am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
Giving it all to a mortal entity is a suicide mission. angry

Even with that 99% , the 1 % is a deciding factor. grin
Chaii,what more can i say than i give up tongue
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 2:05am On Feb 22, 2015
ronald4lif:
Awww, sweet! Better babe.

With this smiley I am sure to dream sweet dreams hehe. I presume you're good though
kiss
Hehehe..Yeah i'm..sleepwell.
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 1:57am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
ok then , I believe you 99% but I'll keep 1% just for the unknown factor. cheesy
Lool,i know your type they never give it all wink.

But 99% is a pass afterall..
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 1:56am On Feb 22, 2015
ronald4lif:
I have non to recommend. I quoted you actually just to give you a shout out wink

I watch Nigerian comedy and the night of a thousand laughs usually
Oh ok..thanks for the shout out smiley kiss kiss
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 1:50am On Feb 22, 2015
ronald4lif:
Is it nigerian comedy or just anything comical
Anything comical..Why,Wanna recommend some?
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 1:42am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
Are you sure ? Girls can lie. grin
Maybe you're different just like me - I'm different from every other guy. wink
I'm serious.Telemundo ,Mexican,filipino soap,Indian movies,plus Nollywood movies are a no no..

I will gladly take any comedy show or movie to those thier exaggeratted shyte angry
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 1:36am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
No laugh forget to watch telemundo abeg. grin
Lool,telemundo kè?I don't watch that fictitious shyte..I'm a realist to the core.. smiley
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 1:23am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin grin grin
They do crack me up too. But the truth is some thread deserve funny answers.

But again it's not bad if a man sits at home to baby sit the kids ,prepare the meal and gets reasonably compensated after all our job per night can't be quantified under any thing. grin
We men need rest a lot. angry
smiley grin grin grin funny guy you re i swear..
CareerRe: If There Were No White Collar Jobs by Deejavuu(f): 1:01am On Feb 22, 2015
Truckpusher:
I'll get myself a beautiful woman with plenty money and lease out my diick to her for life. angry

What? angry

Isn't that enough for compensation? sad
grin grin grin grin grin..Some of your comments be cracking me up..
RomanceRe: 10 Things Women Need To Stop Doing To Each Other! by Deejavuu(f): 12:35am On Feb 22, 2015
They should most importantly stop comparing outfits when they come across another female..

"Is that an original loubs she is wearing"that looks like a fake channel bag.No that is definetly the fakest of cambodian hair" undecided

And it's not only jobless ladies that does this,even the so called" big "girls aren't left out..Women be hating on themselves since the time of Adam and Eve..
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Deejavuu(f): 12:30am On Feb 22, 2015
emusmith:
Definitely not openly wink
Okay then,when you're ready i will be a mention away.
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Deejavuu(f): 12:16am On Feb 22, 2015
emusmith:
Lolzz ...

First of all, how can you be of help? How? cheesy
Try me first nau undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Deejavuu(f): 12:09am On Feb 22, 2015
Emusmith open up to me please,which girl broke your heart recently wink..

I could really be of help you know tongue
CelebritiesRe: Amber's Fans List Names Of Men Kim Kardashian Has Been With...check On It by Deejavuu(f): 11:13pm On Feb 21, 2015
Enoquin:
undecided Kanye should have stayed out of this matter. 30 showers? That's so juvenile. He should have also gone to the dentist for 50 thorough mouth washes for all the places his tongue had been with Amber. Mtchewww
Don't mind the "Sissy"

Who would ve thought Kanye of all people will get involved in ladies fight,an Ex for that matter..So much for forming Hardcore rapper Mtcheew.

30 showers for Amber undecided..Then for Kim he used Iron sponge ,hypo ,dettol and Izal..Yeye dey ooze..
FashionRe: Some Stress Ladies Undergo To Look More Beautiful And Trendy. by Deejavuu(f): 11:01pm On Feb 21, 2015
emusmith:
I will...I don even start sef...na y I dey switch from Romance to Education, now to Fashion... e no easy Lolzzzcheesy
Hahahahahahaha, you're cray mhen...

Keep it up o,more ink to your pen and more data to your phone...

Goodnight
FashionRe: Some Stress Ladies Undergo To Look More Beautiful And Trendy. by Deejavuu(f): 10:49pm On Feb 21, 2015
emusmith:
Thanks dear smiley.

But don't give up on me so soon, I can still change..
You still dey awake? cheesy
Okay i won't and waiting for the day u will change. smiley

Yeah still awake..Will sleep soon tho
FashionRe: Some Stress Ladies Undergo To Look More Beautiful And Trendy. by Deejavuu(f): 10:42pm On Feb 21, 2015
lool..

Emusmith will never change ..Carry on o

RomanceRe: A Nairalander Engagement Ceremony. by Deejavuu(f): 7:45pm On Feb 21, 2015
Congratulations
EducationRe: Real Reasons Ladies Prefer To Live Off-Campus by Deejavuu(f): 7:26pm On Feb 21, 2015
emusmith:
Very well, you?
Same same ..
EducationRe: Real Reasons Ladies Prefer To Live Off-Campus by Deejavuu(f): 6:31pm On Feb 21, 2015
emusmith:
OK grin
Hmmm,how u been?
EducationRe: Real Reasons Ladies Prefer To Live Off-Campus by Deejavuu(f): 12:09pm On Feb 21, 2015
budusky05:
Doing what? Na the book we yu come learn be that? Oya go back to hostel nw,
Lol ,left that phase long ago tongue
EducationRe: Real Reasons Ladies Prefer To Live Off-Campus by Deejavuu(f): 11:51am On Feb 21, 2015
emusmith:
To a great extent, True smiley
Truth bawo??That's a fat lie o..

School hostel didn't stop anything.I stayed off camp because of privacy mostly.
RomanceRe: Some Prayer Lines Single Ladies Pray Before Stepping Out by Deejavuu(f): 11:31am On Feb 21, 2015
Abeg Op tell me you were joking when you listed these points as every ladies prayers.. undecided

So all a girl does ist in the morning is to pray about the guy that would woo her?

You list is Null and Void! Sorry to say,I gat plenty burning ish i think and pray about in the morning and none of it is listed here..
RomanceRe: POSSIBLE Tips To Curbing Break-up Situations In Your Relationship. by Deejavuu(f):
5 and 7 on point.

communication helps a great deal in relationships.

Nice on Emusmith smiley
RomanceRe: Top Attractive Female Romancelanders With Lovely Smiles.. by Deejavuu(f): 9:57pm On Feb 17, 2015
Tashaamania:
Cutieberie1, nice smile..really? cheesy
cheesy cheesy

Wonders shall never cease cheesy grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: » Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles by Deejavuu(f): 9:35pm On Feb 17, 2015
Idowuogbo:
Says the one wey resemble expired catfish.Straw go weigh pass you sef, go and eat abeg! U up there looking like a starved she-goat.
Hahahahahahaha, cheesy grin cheesy grin grin grin

My belle ooo.funny but true cool

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