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10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 11:59pm On Feb 21, 2015
It looks awkward but holds water.

Even a teenager girl knows the way to getting a guy to like her.

They're simple principles that when masterfully applied yield results.

10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys


1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm, so common enh smiley


2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always Arouses One's Curiosity.)


3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She needs assistance.


4. "Temporary" Good Manners ( She begins to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can consume large sizes of eba oo...) grin


5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to create a first good impression cool )


6. Exposed Cleavages ( This one sha)


7. Cat walking


8. Dress code ( Fitted clothes wink )


9. Hair style ( The hairstyle that looks best on her)


10. Intelligence and Smartness.( When she talks, you hear humility + Wisdom...It's disturbing grin)




Guys are different from girls. What move girls aren't what move guys.

Of course you know guys are moved by sight and girls by words.

Most points listed here are sight- related. smiley

Ladies, which are guilty of joor!

You can ADD more.

Have fun. cheesy

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by siegfried99(m): 12:01am On Feb 22, 2015
* * * climbs ugwu tree *** grin



@OP, just hold on, the ladies are coming for you grin


I can't believe this.. this thread just entered FP and I'm FTC grin

This is wonderful

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Trinxie(f): 12:02am On Feb 22, 2015
lol...true talk, I had a roommate that always did the crocodile tears stuff. She'll start sobbing on phone and be like "um, baby am sooo sick, I have not eaten since yesterday (she is eating at that very moment ooo) I want KFC chicken..." the guy go bring am ooo.
I am a good girl ooo...I only deal with No 1

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by ronald4lif(m): 12:06am On Feb 22, 2015
That number one is undisputed. The small tiny voice like a day old baby can deceive person ehh smiley

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:07am On Feb 22, 2015
Trinxie:
lol...true talk

# picks the mic #

Oya, which are you guilty of? cool

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by ronald4lif(m): 12:07am On Feb 22, 2015
Trinxie:
lol...true talk

Do we take it that you're guilty as charged by the OP wink

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by mormoni(m): 12:08am On Feb 22, 2015
This thread will make front page

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Deejavuu(f): 12:09am On Feb 22, 2015
Emusmith open up to me please,which girl broke your heart recently wink..

I could really be of help you know tongue

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:09am On Feb 22, 2015
Okiemute come see ur life undecided

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Trinxie(f): 12:10am On Feb 22, 2015
emusmith:


# picks the mic #

Oya, which are you guilty of? cool
Just No 1...and its unintentional ooo...Its a reflex action

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Trinxie(f): 12:11am On Feb 22, 2015
ronald4lif:


Do we take it that you're guilty as charged by the OP wink
Not entirely guilty...just 1/10

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:11am On Feb 22, 2015
Trinxie:

Just No 1...and its unintentional ooo...Its a reflex action

You learnt from your room mate abi?

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:12am On Feb 22, 2015
Deejavuu:
Emusmith open up to me please,which girl broke your heart recently wink..

I could really be of help you know tongue

Lolzz ...

First of all, how can you be of help? How? cheesy

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:13am On Feb 22, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
Okiemute come see ur life undecided


Oza ! cheesy
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by pinkycute(f): 12:13am On Feb 22, 2015
Hmmmmmm lipsrsealed
Am here to learn wink
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by whoUhelp: 12:14am On Feb 22, 2015
Mtchewww like say no b boys details deceive girls pass
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by vislabraye(m): 12:14am On Feb 22, 2015
Op, you are on point. I once met a very cute fair babe who looks kind of aje butterish.

She even spoke in British accent and her dressing was immaculate. But when I called her on phone and told her I'm coming to her place:

She replied, "where are you at?" I tot I didn't Hear well untill she repeated in twice. There were other blunders too. O boy I bow.

Later, I come find out say she be runs girl.

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:15am On Feb 22, 2015
ronald4lif:
That number one is undisputed. The small tiny voice like a day old baby can deceive person ehh smiley

I dey tell you... Pretending...when them shout for them younger brother, you go fear fear lolzzz

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Deejavuu(f): 12:16am On Feb 22, 2015
emusmith:


Lolzz ...

First of all, how can you be of help? How? cheesy

Try me first nau undecided

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by phlamesG: 12:16am On Feb 22, 2015
Ladies deceiving guys since d time of Noah

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:16am On Feb 22, 2015
vislabraye:
Op, you are on point. I once met a very cute fair babe who looks kind of aje butterish.

She even spoke in British accent and her dressing was immaculate. But when I called her on phone and told her I'm coming to her place:

She replied, "where are you at?" I tot I didn't Hear well untill she repeated in twice. There were other blunders too. O boy I bow.

Later, I come find out say she be runs girl.

Lolzzz!

Nor mind them...We go find the real ones joor grin
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:17am On Feb 22, 2015
whoUhelp:
Mtchewww like say no b boys details deceive girls pass

Share your testimony please...cheesy

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Trinxie(f): 12:17am On Feb 22, 2015
emusmith:


You learnt from your room mate abi?

No I didn't learn nau...My Roomate specialises in crocodile tears business.

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by ronald4lif(m): 12:17am On Feb 22, 2015
emusmith:


I dey tell you... Pretending...when them shout for them younger brother, you go fear fear lolzzz

Naso ohh. I expect 8/10 ladies to be guilty of that number one. They all can act up with a tiny voice die
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by alberto2k(m): 12:17am On Feb 22, 2015
Observing from my danfo bus cool

Am here to read lies that dem girls ma tell tongue

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:18am On Feb 22, 2015
Deejavuu:


Try me first nau undecided

Definitely not openly wink
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:19am On Feb 22, 2015
pinkycute:
Hmmmmmm lipsrsealed
Am here to learn wink

Taa! You ke?
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:20am On Feb 22, 2015
Trinxie:

No I didn't learn nau...My Roomate specialises in crocodile tears business.

OK o...I believe you small sha...

my mind dey tell me say, there are some others you're guilty of undecided

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by malonephill(m): 12:23am On Feb 22, 2015
phlamesG:
Ladies deceiving guys since d time of Noah
Adam
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Trinxie(f): 12:23am On Feb 22, 2015
emusmith:


OK o...I believe you small sha...

my mind dey tell me say, there are some others you're guilty of undecided
Lailai...I don't do those ones
Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 12:25am On Feb 22, 2015
Trinxie:

Lailai...I don't do those ones

Have you really checked all? cheesy

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