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Truckpusher:
Ok o

I dun fucck up?

Kinda, you haveto appease the gods of the land


Let's not derail the thread

Truckpusher:


Those laugh emoticon sha - E dun tay ooo

The laugh emoticon have their meaning.


Yeah, i will mention you later in another thread

Truckpusher:
Deeja.vuu is not a feminist.

Hmmm.

Feminism!! The most controversial topic of all time.

Aminat508:
He no late. But u knw the earlier the better.
Thank u so much sir

Nice one dear. You're doing a good job. God bless you

FriedPlantain:
Hahahaha

Good morning and have wonderful day ahead.

Top of the morning and "youtube"

FriedPlantain:
Hope the 7 visitors are all females, light in complexion and they have nice, big and curvy booties ?

One more blasphemy from you and I would be compelled as the serving High Priest of the Lord KoriKori shrine to send Thunder to strike your nyansh.

Light complexion they're as dark as coal, tar name it. But they've got other endowment

the thunder will go back to sender

FriedPlantain:
What do I need to do to get initiated? Your moniker speaks volume about how intriguing the initiation exercise would be.

By the way, stop the blasphemy, it is not 'Lord kokori' but Lord KoriKori. Olodo

You will get 7 visitors by 12 am tomorrow. Be prepared! "Intriguing" care to explain

Oh my bad! His name is almost same as my serving gateman, hence the mix up

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Come and flog me to sleep [/color]

Oya wait for me. I'm coming now now

FriedPlantain:
Oh 'goddess of the night', do you mind telling me your faithful servant what you do at night apart from flying around and sucking blood?


By the way, do you know that I coincidentally worship Lord KoriKori (god of flying witches)? I'm his chief Priest.

I don't suck blood. I take the full package you must be initiated before you know the rest.

Lord kokori is my loyal servant.

STFUareyouGod:
Gotta shut my poor eyes. Nice night rest

Pele. Sleep well.

Naijaboiy go and sleep

STFUareyouGod:
you let me know when we should get it sorted

Alright will do.

FriedPlantain:
But my friends call me Kpekere, though I'm an Ajebò.

You don't sleep at night as well? Why does nairaland have so many witches in this section?

Eeya, maybe you behave like an ajekpako.

Lol@witches. I'm not a witch but a goddess of the night

STFUareyouGod:
we have unfinished shii tho

Alright lemme know, when you're ready to spill aii?

STFUareyouGod:
the lawds are watching you

Alright

STFUareyouGod:
hmmmmmmm. Can you see me?

No. You can't be here. Bye bye you're distracting an on going meeting..


I will holla when meeting is over

STFUareyouGod:
in spirit and worship. I know you don go so I wan know

I'm in spirit already. You can't join sadly

STFUareyouGod:
but I'm where you are

In spirit or what?

STFUareyouGod:
Deejavuu

Ssssshhhh I'm not here

FriedPlantain:
Don't call me dodo, call me Kpekere. Dodo is too soft and sweet...... .. Too feminine for me.

11pm don knack, why you never sleep?

Lol. Dodo is the Ajebò type, Kpekere is for kpako. Well whatever you want sha. Kpekere it is.


I don't sleep. I operate at night

FriedPlantain:
Deejavuu, good morning o

Dodo goodnight o. Lol

Awww

Following. It's going to turn out in praise for baby light. Amen.

wristbangle:
Typo error na

Lool

"Sia - Elastic Heart feat. Shia LaBeouf & Maddie Ziegler (Official Video)" on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es

Oahray:
biko, who be bangi moon?

Lmao . He cooked that shii up obviously

jmoore:

President of West Germany I guess.

Lool

wristbangle:
The thing is there are cute ladies with high intelligence just that most if not all are taken.

Going for a pepper seller with good intellect is fine but that illiterate behaviour will be there as to bring her up to your taste will be quite challenging.

Just that it's a pity some Behind ladies are busy building their physical appearance while deeming away their intellect.

I once ask a pretty lady the capital of England, she told me "UK"

I asked do u know bangi moon? She said.. Yes he is an actor. #SMH#

"Bangi kò knocking on the moon nì


Hmmm. Ban ki-moon.....

STFUareyouGod:
lol. Wasn't hiding actually. Was just being on the low. Maybe I missed you tho

Hehehe. Ahoy El capito. Just maybe


Gotta hit the sack. Goodnight and sleepwell

STFUareyouGod:
nah! My dp gave me away

Nah, i knew before you uploaded any picture

STFUareyouGod:
badgyal! Lol. How you figure tho?

Lol. I just know

STFUareyouGod:
You don't. I'm fake! Ask missnora

Aye pirate