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Bigcowhorn:
She just bought expensive Aba made toothbrush.

no I believe she's in her ovulation period, analqueenluci is that true?

Her young ph musician boyfriend might be behind this

Ilamina:
I took my bath

omg is that all? I didn't advice u to take a bath

Owiii:
That's for you bro and I can't apply to me. Our body chemistry isn't the same and we are wired differently

Will you say a 60 yr old man's erection is the same as a 30 yr old man, come on man, don't tell me your body chemistry is different so u will forever remain young? As long as you are aging the strength of your body won't be the same forever same with erection

Ilamina:
I felt so bad

Because I remember growing up, when I and my siblings used too fight

And make noise, and break the door

My neighbor complained to my mother, that her children are wild

I just wanna if I was raised properly
Because this white woman used too look down on me in my neighborhood too

I gave you a perfect advice before but you didn't take it, u are a piece of work ilamina

Owiii:
On what basis is your hypothesis

From natural experience, I know how my d*ck used to stand and jump up and down during my adolescent age and I know how it changed in my 20ties

AnalQueenluci:

Why are you shining your teeth na

Owiii:
I have never masturbated in my life as it is a sin before God. I used to kiss and have intimate romance but no penetration. When I got born again on the 20th of May, 2011 till this moment, I have never kissed nor had a romance with any lady. Its not by my making but by the grace of God.

Hurry and marry now that your erection is still strong o cause the strength of it weakens as men grow older, you haven't had sex before so u won't know, but take it from me, the erection of a 20 yr old is stronger than that of a 30 yr old

Owiii:
I'm 32 never had sex

Chisos how did you manage to keep yourself this long? Masturbation right?

Amatarasha:
weakman

Strongwoman

Eze1984:
I had to create new account for this, though i am not too popular here but i dont want my piece to be used against me tomorrow.
Having said this, here is my story. Sorry, the piece is bit long but I'm sure one or two folks may learn a valuable lesson from it.
I've been a fool wallahi and i know it but i thank God i finally retrace my step. Na so my teen era girlfriend jilted me, hurriedly left to marry another guy just because her relatives deceived her thinking I wouldn't descend low getting married to her after my graduation cuz she stopped her education at secondary school level.
To cut the story short, her informal marriage didn't eventually workout after having two kids who are way about 10yrs presently, i call the marriage informal cuz the dude didnt pay her bride price.
Credit to her, she picked herself up and built a descent business for herself after the marriage crashed. las las, i grad, things never dey rosy. Because I was underemployed but i was taking care of myself well and coupled with family committments, i could hardly save substantial sum. As per things never dey rosy with me, i hardly pay attention to involving myself in stable love relationship. all the while na so my ex-woman cum mama of 2 grown-ups was stylishly hovering around me cuz she was desperate for marriage.
she lives in ph doing her biz while i am in abuja doing my hustling. Since we have been in touch she finally found her way back into my life, using her little resources to show me unnecessary love which she actually succeeded in using to turn the head of a broke ass nigger like me thinking maybe this has always been our destiny, chai, I'm so ashamed saying this cuz I know I fuckedup big time.
this was how it happened, she came into abuja to see her cozin, then buzz me up n i invited her over. The moment she came, after little chat about the past, to cut the story short, u know na, chai, konji na basterd, lol. We nearly die together that day. The whole thing was so intense that i did samson mistake by telling her i can only get married to her if she conceived.
She got back to ph and after few days, missed period wahala came up. I was halfheartedly happy dat i'm about to be a father but was also concerned wether i'm actually responsible for the preg. When i made my concern obvious as the pregnancy progressed, she was very angry n even suggested paternity test when she put to bed.

During the course of the pregnancy, she normally visit and the relationship was going smoothly. We agreed to formalize the affair after she put to bed. She wouldnt let me handle the financial aspect based on my ability, telling me to keep calm untill my financial breakthrough. That she is capable of taking care of the preg.
whenever she came visiting, i still do my bits.

Unfortunately she had a misscarriage of twins, at 7months plus which acually aided by the fact that she refused to listen to my advice to take things easy when she was having complication.
My inability to be in charge of the relationship financially started showing in her attitude always disregarding my advise. I honestly made effort to tranfer whatever I save from my meagre salary to her but she always shut it down with don't worry.

When she lost the preg, to be honest my attitude change towards her because I warned to stop going on distance trip because she actually had a miscarriage in lagos while on her trip to the market to restock her shop in ph. I was ready to quit the relationship but she fought her way back and we were back together again.
But not quite long after the miscarriage incident, she started showing me her true color small small but too much love dey shark me. My guy warned me, I heeded not. The same way she lied to me when we were younger, she continued doing it, meaning a zebra can never change its stripes. this is the moment i finally uncovered the biggest revelation.
Let me narrate an incident that should've been a warning sign that it's wrong for a man going back to his vomit. During the years we were apart, we stil had a cordial relationship, like calling, chatting and so on, she told me she only a baby girl with the guy she left me for before they broke up, not knowing she had another baby boy for the guy before they finally brokenup without formal marriage fa.
Fast forward to when we started dating again, she maintained she had only one child which is the baby girl I've always known, but one day after hot love making session, we were on the bed gusting n she was showing me the pics of herself, her shop, her daughter and her car and then I saw the pic of a boy with a striking resemblance of her daughter, the image was unmistakable because her daughter actually look like younger self, so also the young boy. I became suspicious about the boy, I asked her but she tried changing the subject, I looked her straight in the eyes n I asked her who is the boy and I now put the question directly to her asking how many kids does she have, can you imagine this lady flew into rage asking me why i was doubting her sincerity, that she only has one kid, that the said boy was her nephew.
Today I am thinking How could a lady comfortable lie to somebody who she wants to get married to with issue as important as her son? Who does that? Can u imagine I ended up apologizing to this lady that day thinking maybe I was just being over reactive?
When the yeye love was shacking me, I discuss her issue with my elder sister, she tried warning me but she saw the futility of her attempt wished me well because she knows the lady in question very well since we all grew up in closed proximity and she was aware the lady was my first love.
So the d-day I finally took her to her house to make formal introduction was when I discovered my woman actually has 2 kids cuz my elder sister made a discreet investigation when she discovered my seriousness about her. During woman to woman talk, my elder sis told her in plain terms that she know she has 2 kids and she admitted. When my sister told me this, my legs were shaking.
I was just wandering why she has to lie to me like that but my sister just tried to downplayed the enormity of this discovery but in my mind, I knew the damage is done. When she saw my countenance after my private discussions with my sister, I believe she knew the effect the new info had on me. I'm the type who can hardly masquerade his feeling, it will show on my face.
When we got home, I asked her and she started pleading, cryin and that she did for the sake of love but I knew it there and there that this relationship is hanging by the thread. But finally one misunderstanding led to another and I can confidently and happily say, I'm out and I believe she has accepted it in good faith.
I beg you in the name of God, don't insult me.

Oh so she finally had a miscarriage? Hmm good for you, but why hiding are you not the guy that created a thread of the initial stage of this relationship? You were still in love then

Amatarasha:
But u ar fighting for me already .

Don't be proud of me yet cause I will run as fast as I can if it turns to physical fight, am not a fighter

CArt:
...and you call urself a man? He should help her out. Purifies her and settle down forever.

Help how out how? Multiple cultists wants the same girl , he should fight them or what? Do you know how dangerous these cult guys are?

Our own chukwueze will be worth more than that very soon, the young man is talented

Bigcowhorn:
Go check his profile and posts. He's been posting that thing for a while. Over 100 times around this website. Funny thing is he is one of those defending Buhari and APC in the politics section. Voted for them too.

Why he can't go straight to Aso Rock for help and leave my sweet Khiaa alone I have no idea.

I swear the thing dey annoy me sometimes, he most be an afonja, cause we Igbos don't have that begging blood in us.

I hope that boy won't end up being gay

Adaibeku:
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I thought you always say i love but dnt fight...

What happened? Do you have a badside hahahaha

Am a lover not a fighter but you know even goats bite once in awhile

How old is she?

3 times a day :ohaba that's too much na your masturbation is not ordinary it's a mental disorder now

Their girls are like that too had one on BBM back then in 2011 we dey sexchat all the time she had a big clitoris

Glory147:
Dear Nairalanders, Please I Need Your Opinion About A Crucial And Disturbing Matter.

Seven (7) Years Ago, I Had A Dream Where A Man Walked Up To Me And Showed Me A Group Of People In Bondage. This Man Told Me That I Was Destined To Save This People From Bondage But There Is Something I Must Not Do. The Man Said I Must Not Have Sex With Any Woman Until I Am Married.

At The Initial Stage, This Instruction Was Easy For Me To Keep But Presently, There Is A Strong Pressure On Me.

I'm In A Relationship And I Have Asked My GirlFriend For Sex Because I Want To Act Normal Like Every Other Guy But She Keeps Denying Me The Upportuinity To Have Sex With Her. And When Ever She Agrees For Us To Have Sex, Something Just Happens And We End Up Quarreling. My Relationship Is Actually Not Working And I'm Loosing Control Of Myself.

To Make Matters Worse, My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian, And I Never Knew Until We Had A Heated Argument "Can You Imagine What Fate Brought To Me "

I Don't Know If It's This Dream That Is Affecting Me But Staying For Over 27 Years And Still A Virgin Is Killing Me. I Really Don't Know What To Do.

27 yr old virgin in this generation, praise the Lord, guy you already came this far be a little bit patient till you marry, I lost my virginity at 16, guy u try

Will they also ban the sell of ropes to prevent people from hanging themselves

Ritaokafor:
Aisha Buhari,food Don done! Come and deal with the rapist who thinks he can get away with his crime just because he has little Change in his wallet.

For were this girl no popular like Mrs dakolo

NLSavage:
I never said it made me smart. Now just look at how you're taking on her fight. Get sense

You are begging for her attention, you get sense abi?

NLSavage:
ranting is what I'm doing. Don't misinterpret me

And you think your ranting makes you smart

NLSavage:
ladies and gentlemen. I present to you her biggest asslicker. Mumu man

And I ask again you are not only asslicking her but seeking cheap attention using her name, what does it make you a smart man? looks like u are not getting the attention cause your thread is still empty as your brain no offense man it is what it is, ladies and gentlemen indeed where are they

NLSavage:
Amatarasha everywhere.
Hmmmm
U dey claim Nurse,
Yet na short hand of letters you dey do.
Grammar = 30
Writing = 10
Brain = 0.1
And all the other mumu boys wey dey asslick her - get sense.

And here you are seeking attention with her name are you a smart guy? Be careful young man you won't like my bad side

Octopusssy:
The word 'nudes' is being abused in this particular case.

A Muslim lady is supposed to be all covered in hijab she exposed her face and boobs to another man to Muslim those pics are nudes

The var almost gave South Africa the win am happy our guys played tirelessly with brilliant team work

Chukwueze man of the match Iwobi did pretty well too

Bigcowhorn:
No human being on this earth loves to be insulted horribly for any reason... and by multiple people too. When she cannot take it she just stays away a while. But what's the best defense in this situation....


Khiaa: "it all fun to me. I love playing the dozen in my country."

Bigcowhorn: "Thunder fire your lying ass there"

Bigcowhorn she's a loner here, hope all this verbal fights won't leave a permanent bitter taste for Nigerians in her heart, lets show her some love from mother land Africa, our blood runs in her too