₦airaland Forum

Rekhina:
My love , am doing fine...my friend kalsurat is taking me to a chumosque in her kia saloon..

Chumosque is a catholic mosque in a place

Really Catholic mosque? What's their doctrine like?

Madam rekhina happy Sunday how are you doing in the Arab world today

khiaa:
I will address the bolded.

1. If the mods are banning her it's because she continues to break NL rules and she doesn't deserve special treatment because of her job.

2. I'm American so I am not into your country's tribalism although I find it appalling.

3. She brought me into this crap with insults on my mentions, mind you I had never conversed with her or known of her. Using me as a defense is exactly what she thought she could do by bringing in her little gang to help her, which was a big mistake on her part.

4. I wasn't her enemy because I didn't know of her but I tell you this much, she has definitely made an enemy out of me.

5. I never reported her, not once even though she has given me lots of reason to do it.

6. I don't know anything about the mods, use your critical thinking here. I'm American, I have never been to Nigeria, I don't know the mods and they don't know me. Why would they choose an American to partner with? If I'm with the mods why would they ban me?

7. She is very weak. She is a narcissist, she can't take accountability for her own actions, she is paranoid, she claims to know me from years back, she makes up lies and bogus, petty, topics and when I got tired of her and retaliated, she now wants to play the innocent victim. That is not the making of a fighter of justice. You guys can do better, good character means a lot.

8. You are falling for her victimhood with that "I didn't do nothing crap." Just look over the topics she created then come back and tell me "she didn't do nothing." Why don't she create topics that are important to her "cause", if she is so smart like she claims to be she should be able to do this with it going over the mods heads?

9. Fighting tribalism is a good thing but be accountable for your actions and leave the victimhood behind.

10. Yes, she is a lesbian. She admitted it on this forum, but instead of being true to herself she tried to bring me down to the low level that she feels about herself. She did everything she could to get my attention.

She created lies that I was a prostitute in Italy, I'm a lesbian who asked her out, I'm an old white woman. created a topic stating that I asked her to find me a husband, and recruited her goons to help her spread the lies. So what did she gain from all of this, nothing but an enemy? I feel nothing but contempt for her.

Hmmm let it go pls, I believe all these started as a joke

Amatarasha:
Yeye ...You are ordinary best fwend

Lol step by step we will get there for now we are on the best friend level

khiaa:
No, I wanted you to see where that Dyke admitted that she was a lesbian then she realized her admission and deleted it. Unfortunately for her I had quoted her and it was saved. The truth is she didn't mean to out herself but she did, that's why she created this lie about me being the lesy and prostitute because it's really her, you know, projecting. Check it out.

Well I saw it but like I said it's obvious you ladies are having fun, it's just a case of jokes gone wrong between you two

Amatarasha:
Push your luck as you like ...You are my best friend here !
Remember best friend cant be two(2)

I know from best friends to ***** lovers

Amatarasha:
Deepfeel karma you said?
While wicked people succeed
, Iamplato knows how big angels ,karma *and superior beings are !
But y cant those people do something about innocent people who suffer persecutions here and still go to hell ...out of their mistake!

Cc eze2000

You expect me to answer that? I don't believe in hell it doesn't exist

Amatarasha:
When am all overwhelm i have the mind to tell you ,n that time if you do shakara i wont mind ..
Know it that am a good witch or ogbanje

Tell me your menstrual periods so that I will calculate your ovulation h*rny days I won't do shakara during those periods trust me

khiaa:
Khiaa I love it when you rammed that flashlight up my booty, that felt better than all the many men that I have been with, they never could satisfy me because my booty is much to wide to accommodate their big pen.ises but not big enough for my hole.
Once again, thanks for the time of my life.

Bytch boy, do you remember when you texted me this.

Is this what you want me to see

Amatarasha:
Dont set fight between me n God abeg ,kanyakwa ofu


Y didnt u ask me dat bestfriend question lastweek?

Lol I asked, you said the question was expired I said renew it you didn't

Amatarasha:
Quote of the day : "Dogs are Wiser than Men But Are too Restricted "


In Nigeria when you talk about wisdom whats comes to mind of we christians as categorized are as follows :-


CHILDREN : Adults playing with us kids and Seldomly spank us lacks wisdom ,on the other hand those children haters and spankers are wise...
To them is easier to call uncle john who is kind a fool than sister amaka who breaks dia head !

GUYS: (Mike's viewpoint)If i cannot steal 90% of the money(N15million) sent from Canada by my brother to build duplex for him"Wetin i gain" highest God will forgive me because am a born again"
And if he tries arresting me "mother is there to cry and if he insist i know how to stab bottle "i no grow for lagos for nothing"
(And His girlfriends will always tell their friends 'my fiancee is a wise person, so blessed by God and his hardworking i love him so much"
On the other hand kunle who cant dribble his brother will submit his N20m to his brother jejely , is deemed a fool and a failure by his girlfriend ,friends and families ...
And God wont even compensate him and he will die wretched !
Aaha he will be compensated on the lastday

LADIES : (Gloria's viewpoint) Thank God am a born again at least i can possess my possession Because the lord has died for my sins" I hate Ese so much eventhough she fought for me several times ,Yes she is my bestfriend " i will steal her man ,get pregnant for him and nothing will happen the lord God has given us wisdom to Possess our possessions ! I cant believe that useless ese is marrying that handsome millionaire , who she helped back in the days when he was nobody ...nonsense
. ...
Gloria still speaking yes i can do fasting and prayers ,speak in tongues i dont mind going to Akwa ibom night market for the charms to chain the man to me forever ! Thank god am so wise because is written ! Let me enter nairaland n see what that useless girl amatarasha post " that girl is useless,stupid and shameless wt her ladies forever shit ..vommits !
And ese will lose her husband to gloria the same girl she stood for ,infact ese fought gloria's richboy friend who always beat her(gloria).
Ese will now run mad wt grief or commit suicide because she is foolish(wise in God's eye) ...Yes she will go to hell !


OLD PEOPLE : hmmm , hmmmm , hmmmmmmmm
They will harbour in their hearts how to steal land from weak widows , Isnt it in the bible again ...Possess the land and bear good fruit on it ..
Chief eze's wifewill tell him arent you stupid nnanyi your brother is in stroke since last week ,Why cant you be wise and collect his only piece of land ,thats why you didnt succeed as a politician ordinary " Rituals you cannot do and you call yourself a man ..spits on your weakness!
Chief eze who is righteous will think , think and think , a say no ! His wife will leave him and later divorce him to follow a politician.. and the politician will come and collect his land thanks to his ex-wife he will die of grief and his since will be judge according isnt it great !


Wickedness is wisdom ,You dare not call a wickedperson a fool because of fear ,but kind ,humble and compassionate people are fools and everyone knows

Nairaland witches with thick 
evil make-over knows

Dedicated to deepfeel my bestfriend here(he dosent even know y i call him my bestfriend)
Chenzen stop being obsessed with me

In other words there is nothing like karma or aftermath wrath of God for our wickedness we are free to do whatever we want as long as we are strong enough and smart enough to get away with it right?

Why am I your best friend biko?

khiaa:
I want you to follow me and then check your likes and shares. I want you to see something.

Ok then, but what exactly do you want me to see?

khiaa:
It never ended. They haven't stopped, and as long as they keep it up, I'll give it back.

Lol it's obvious all these hocus-pocus beef you ladies are having is just for fun, but can you all keep it on an individual level

khiaa:
You are also a liar

I thought all these ended two days back why are you trying to rekindle it? Ms khiaa

sirdouglas:
I have been out of relationship for a time now due to some personal reasons. Few weeks back I met this girl, she serves as a sales girl near my office. Each time I come around I akways play with her so one day I jokingly asked for her number and she gave me I promised to call which I never did( I don't know if its just me but must times I ask ladies for their number just for fun). Few days later she called requesting to know why I never called. As a guy I just gave her one or two excuses and ended the call. I asked her out the next Sunday and she accepted. We met and it was fun. I tried to touch her but she refused ( I was expecting that anyway, I mean we just met!!). We started going out more often and I normally pick her up while going to my house cos she is not living far from my place.

The thing is all this while, she never wanted me to touch her. When I insisted to know why she said its because I don't have a condom with me. I tried to talk her out of it but she strongly refused so I let her be.

This Sunday I bought the condom and after some drama she allow me to touch her. But she said she will cry. I was surprised. First I thought maybe she is a virgin but when I tried to penetrate her the outside was open but will never allow a dip thrust. She cried in pain.

I was shocked because I knew exactly what was going on. I tried again and it was obvious she was not faking it. I couldn't bring myself to sex her with so much pain in her. I started questioning her and she told me that she was raped sometime last year by a group of four guys but it was only one that penetrated her. My gut was telling me that she is watering the incident down because she doesn't want to either offend me or lose me. She was crying all this while, her tears was not moving me cos I don't easily get moved by a lady's tears. I question her some more but that was all she could tell.

Now she knew she had whatever infection that hence her refusal without condom.

I have come to love the girl. Though one of her reasons she refused to have sex with me was that she was afraid I will leave her after that.
I gave her my word before then to stay with her only if she wants to stay. I always try to keep my word.

I love this girl. I want to help her get rid of whatever that is but first I want ur advice.
Does she worth the stress?
Do you have any idea what could be wrong with her?
Should I just let her be?
She has met few guys before me who had sex with her even in that pain and never felt a thing. She never wanted to tell but I assured her that I know she had a life before we met.

What exactly should I do?

she was afraid I will leave her after that.
I gave her my word before then to stay with her only if she wants to stay. I always try to keep my word.

You are not even sure of your feelings towards her but already making promises? Is that true love or pity?
The sexual pains might be infection take her to the hospital Biko

winterfell007:
Useless super eagles. Egypt go open una yansh las Las. Stupid, clueless coach like Buhari

Fool, now that Egypt is out who go open our yansh

Petvin2000:
Urination and having a full erection are two mutually exclusive events.What this means is that both cannot happen at the same time.
For a man to penetrate a woman he must have an erection, and for a man to urinate he must loss erection.
So it's impossible to for men to pee inside a lady. This is different from ladies as they can wee anytime during sex.

However, I know that there are some freakisk men who can get instant boner on perceiving the smell of urine.

It's very possible haven't you had morning erection when peeing, besides that even when you are having sex u can stop thrusting and focus you can push to urinate, just that u might experience pains

backnbeta:
And the men who call slay Queens dogs...

Do slay queens feed men

Earthquake3:
Hmm

I mean cause you heard Benue girls sabi f*ck

Earthquake3:
Go and do police abeg

You see your life? You are just lying cause you heard beautiful girls sabi f*ck

Earthquake3:
Amanda

What's the last name?

Earthquake3:
You know every Benue girl?

From just the name I will know if she's a Benue girl

Earthquake3:
I finish fvcking one Benue girl since morning I've not gotten myself, I've drank one can of la casera but I'm still feeling dizzy

Chai

Benue girl? What's her name?

Jgoldie:
Thank God I left my ex but I miss head...this one wan swallow the whole meat...I carry my slippers run

Which meat

samuelchimmy:
I love this girl die, and I know she loves me too,
I'm trying to calm myself down , I have not replied her.... I don't even know where to start replying her...

I just weak, suddenly my stomach is empty.....
Pls help me guys what should I do

That's not break up na she still loves you, the mom is the problem, so if really you love her and your intentions towards her and genuine, guy put yourself together and prove to her mom you are not really what she thinks you are

Phenomenal16:
Naija lady are becoming more complicated as the day goes by
Phenomenal 16 don't know what to say

It was more complicated in the past than now these days girls openly talk about sex and even demand sex from guys straight forward in those days it was never so, the girl in this story is just a teenager

Joromi12:
So this weekend a female friend came to visit me. I had toasted her last year she said no because she had someone in mind. So this weekend she came over and at a point i went over to where she was seated to cuddle her. Cuddle turn to kiss later. Top and jeans went off remaining pant. I tried to remove pant she said no. As i was not a rapist i said ok. She later sent me a message on whatsapp that i am a weak man. Did i expect her to just agree with persuasion. That i should have pushed harder. I weak for girls o..

A typical Nigerian girl will never verbally consent to sex they will always say no play hard to get a little in order not to be called cheap , that mentally is gradually these days but in those days every guy knew that when a girl says no she actually means yes these type are girls are the ones now claiming they were raped in the past

Phenomenal16:
How did u expect a 19 yr old to behave ....when I was 19 I behave so childish.... I talk a lot ...but now am now getting matured as the Day passes by
.
U see that girl lacks exposure,,,, just like me the moment I entered sch... My eyes just tear open like their....u won't believe it
No woman is perfect... U can marry an educated woman today and she won't give u Peace of mind...my brother marriage is not a joke.....coach her! Educate her! ..send her back to school shey u get money ...u will be amazed....talking out of experience....
But wait how do u expect a teenager to behave ...like how?
U get mind shaa....for crying out loud she's not yet an adult.....I doubt if she has entered higher institution...

U want a Behind lady? ....get lady for Behind problems

Thank you, spoke my mind

Hmm man you started dating her at age 19, in Nigeria she still a teenager, you don't expect a teenager who is not well exposed to know it all, the reasons you gave for not wanting to marry her are not reasonable, she's that naive cause she's young and lacks the exposure, you can train her and polish her to your own taste,

Amatarasha:
fixed

Hahaha

Amatarasha:
Am an ogbanje remember but uncle eze has begged me to stop!

Very good, bro eze2000 thanks for calming calming these ladies ,

Amatarasha am having second thoughts about proposing to you o I have this feeling if I eventually marry you I might die before my time